This is what fightfags actually believe

kickboxing doesn't have belts

>This is a scenario a second degree white belt ACTUALLY mulls over in his head

You can't make this shit up!

What art? I'm interested in having bat legs.

I actually did just make it up, I am not a kickboxer, see

>At da club
>Enough room to throw any kind of kick

Pick one. The only kick that's actually useful in a real fight is patented by krav maga.

>implying a front kick to the chin isn't deadly

>fighters

Some of the most autistic people I've met. Also they have gross ears.

Dude, you say that now. Just wait till your first bjj class. You will literally feel helpless. That ~150 lb dude could effortlessly roll you around and fuck you and you wouldn't be able to stop him.

>jewish fighting style
>patents on its techniques

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

t. faggot

A glass beer mug smashed into a persons face is pretty effective, there is a town in Ireland that banned them because every week some dude would get his face caved in.

schneier.com/blog/archives/2009/08/banning_beer_gl.html
nvm England and Whales.
seems a lot more effective to sit in your room jerking off and learning to smash beer mugs than to learn to fight.

Just stating the truth user

I'm 6´5" 240lbs, u sure? Swot over 5 pl8

Probably but I could probably still knock him out but the distance would probably be weird and he'd take me down before I could land a solid hit.

Fck I meant 4pl8

>it would take one solid uppercut.
lmao
is that supposed to be impressive?
a 100lbs manlet could knock anyone out with a solid uppercut

Yeah he'd just do a reverse triangle if you have big arms. I got into a fight with a state wrestler who I think did judo to when we were in highschool. I won every fight I've been in because I can think for myself. He just cut an angle like instantly on me, it honestly was the most confusing shit. Triangle choked me and I tried to resist for like a solid minute but no avail and I had to tap.

HAHAHAHA

>anyone
>Chintuck

Good luck getting into that position.

There are too many damned Macahdos

This reminds me of my story of when I briefly fell for the martial arts meme.

>Be in university
>There is a judo club where you can chill with judo people and learn judo, almost for free
>They're cool so I go to one of their classes
>Instructor is a master's student who has been doing it competitively for years
>He chooses me as the guy to demonstrate some takedown
>Little nervous
>He comes at me
>I flinched and accidentally poked his eye
>He turns around and takes like 5 minutes of eye rubbing to get his composure back
>I felt terrible but I politely finished the lesson
>Never went back

Seriously, how useless is a fighting style if a guy who trained for it his whole life was thwarted by a flinch thrown by a scared beginner who didn't even want to hurt him? Never mind the laundry list of injuries he's gotten, supposedly in the name of self defense.

I beat the shit out of a meat head at a bar once. All that weight lifting doesn't make your nose any stronger and certainly didn't give him any reflexes

> hotdog neck at bar starting shit with some other patron
> gets pushed into my cousin who replies with a watch the fuck out Asshole
> 6pl8 takes the widest swing possible at my cousin because now it's him against the world
> it misses 5 Seconds later
> I step in to kick him in the dick and punch him in the face
> his nose breaks and barkeep says she is calling the cops
> the end

No. Don't lump us up with BJJ or MMA fags. They are the delusional ones. Most of there shit is watered down mcdojo pussy fight clubs.

To be honestI could beat floyd mayweather.

>I step in to kick him in the dick
My hero

No you couldn't. Floyd Mayweather is undefeated for a reason. That reason is that he can outrun everybody who is better at fighting than he is.

lol you're an asshole

dude was trying to teach you something and you eyepoked him

ITT: Retards who think learning how to do violence and weightlifting are mutually exclusive things

he's undefeated because boxing is divided in weight classes and he's staying at bitch boy lightweight/welterweight

isn't it basic instinct to just put your arm up to block the kick and punch the faggot in the stomachs

no desu your basic instinct is to flail around with your arms to no effect at all and flinch and lean back so much that your legs will not support you to any significant extent in case the blow connects

as someone that lifts and does bjj

it's quite cringy to see what lifters have to say about fighting and what bjj people have to say about lifting.

lifters say shit like - bruh i squat 4pl8s and bench 250 i'll just toss him off me

and bjj people say - bruh get a kettlebell and do 50 squats then do 50 pushups and 50 situps and you'll be shredded in a few months

>bruh i squat 4pl8s and bench 250 i'll just toss him off me

This is true, though.

*In another part of the internet, on a bjj forum*

>and bjj people say - bruh get a kettlebell and do 50 squats then do 50 pushups and 50 situps and you'll be shredded in a few months

this is true, though

I find a lot of BJJ guys are dyel chubbies that have no idea how to throw/block strikes.

and i find a lot of boxers that have no idea how to do a double leg takedown

no shit, they're not practicing striking

Not everybody wants to fight. You are clueless, if you pick a martial art to be able to fight / defend yourself. In real life, best option is always to run away. You don't have any rules outside of the ring. Your karate kicks won't help you, when my buddy stabs you form behind, or when you wrestle me down and i get my finger free and puncture your eye. Or shit like that. Or you could beat me, but theres a good chance that you leave injured because you just didn't want to run away. its never worth it. Street fighting is a totally different thing than martial arts.

Just pick a hobby you enjoy. Mobility, energy, passion, strength, progression, speed etc. that comes within are better reasons to do something.

Would you recommend starting with boxing/striking then jits, or jits first?
Or both?

That's a pretty bad idea assuming the kicker can actually kick.

>Pokes guy demonstrating throws.
>Hur due not effective
>Does not say what happened when they did randori.
>Implying they did randori

BATTY LEGS

4pl8s doesn't teach you how to take a punch though. Glass jaw is glass jaw

>>martial artists take hundreds of punches to the face to train

'fighters' are full of shit, get glassed/stabbed/beaten down all the time because 'muh fitin skills' dulls their flight response. real life isn't a classroom with respect and rules, faggots.

yes plox, block a kick with your arm
please do it
there is nothing that could go wrong
lel

Real fighting systems are made for places without respect and rules.

>at da club
>sober enough to throw a kick
lul

that video was retarded. you too, are retarded.
I'd imagine you would have liked it more.

>>Bullies too scared to pick a fight with you
>>Not useful

>Bully's physique is just as impressive if not more so than yours.

What now?

In street fight siituation, unless it's 1 on 1, boxing/kickboxing/judo are more useful than jewjitsu imo

If you think scaring someone off before the fight begins isn't the greatest fighting technique you're gonna get your ass kicked badly

>bodybuilder
>fit
choose one

>found the liberal

youtube.com/watch?v=IdeNFcZE9s4

time to leave Veeky Forums and go /sp/

>best option is always to run away.
yeah, until somebody you love's violent ex is trying to break down their door

Why are fightfags so annoying? I'm sure a legitimately trained fighter of any capacity could whoop my ass, but it seems every one I meet into the sport of fighting from any discipline is a recreational fighter with the frame of an Auschwitz survivor.

I've been training bjj and boxing for a long time. Only collegiate football player levels of strength are going to save you. Benching 315 is not. take a real martial art if you want to be able to defend yourself.

BJJ master Royce gracie facing wrestler Dan severn, who weighs 80 more pounds than him. Royce Gracie eventually wins, and here's the breakdown
youtube.com/watch?v=wNV4t_be-EE
BJJ is king in 1v1, but in a streetfight, you don't want to be on the floor, boxing is fine as most people don't have any training.

>fighting in real life
Who cares about having that as a skill? Do I look like a fucking ape to you?

I bet you retards love guns to. Enjoy your delusional violent fantasies.

>Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs poster\
kek

He's kind of on point, though. A lot of bodybuilders are insecure and have something to prove, so end up acting incredibly aggressive in situations where their ego is threatened.

That literally never happened m8

...

You will you knew a martial art when the eventual collapse of society comes from the upcoming race war.

You will wish you***
Fuck me

>one judo instructor was to slow to dodge a sucker-eyepoke
>all martial arts are useless
not same guy, but similar things happened to me a couple of times. only difference i kicked them in the gut instead of the dick because I ain't a bitch.

Learning how to fight is a meme. You're better off spending your time at the gym and learning the movements of lifts. Learning the movements and knowing how to avoid injury is more than enough to fuck someone up.

>be at party
>boxer asshole starts talking shit about me and my friends
>we all ignore it
>he gives me a light jab on the face before he leaves
>get pissed and push him down as he's walking away
>he gets back up and gets in stance and bobbing up and down
>at this point theres already a circle around us and I just stand there with my arms up
>no idea what I'm doing
>he starts punching me with babby punches
>they're just fast
>feels like tennis balls being thrown at me
>catch one of his punches and pull him to me by the wrist
>grab his elbow with my other hand and push with 240lbs of pressing force while using the other arm to pull his wrist with 270lb rowing power
>his arm snaps like a twig
>synchronized OOOOOOOOOOOOO fills the room
>me and my friends dip before someone calls the cops

you can always tell who the beta males who got picked on were growing up because they're the ones who have hero and revenge fantasies as an adult

I think those two are bretty gut for each other. It's harder to take down a big guy, just because of the fact that he's big. People are also less likely to fuck with someone who looks big. It's good to know how to fight, because of self defence and confidence and it's a cool hobby.
I think weightlifting and martial arts add up.

Running away is the best option, you're right on that. But sadly it isn't always an option

Yes, overconfidence is shit. It's shit whether you're a martial artist or a weightlifter

>throwing a "roundhouse" in a crowded bar
>thinking anything like this has or would ever happen

lol as someone who did bjj for 10 years then got into weightlifting I think your cringeworthy and retarded.

I'm a 150lbs blue belt in jitz and I steam roll little shit like you everyday. Just try to punch someone on the mats and see what happens

>found the retard who has never been in a potentially life threatening altercation where RUNNING is the best option

>not bringing an AR-15 to da club

Omar pls no.

this, this thread is cringeworthy

I trained martial arts for years, have a black belt and can beat up 99%of people.

Didn't stop people from picking fights with me. No one knows youre a fighter until their face looks like a smashed tomato and they haven't hit me once. Know what did though? Doing steroids and getting huge. Now people don't ever bother me.

im a school shooter :^)

Just buy a fucking gun

>escalate every confrontation to a life or death scenario
>the gunfags are insecure stereotype lives

This. Trained martial arts as a kid for years, always had scuffles and confrontations from people wanting to dick measure or pick a fight. Now I'm big no one tries to start shit around me, ever. since I started lifting I actually haven't had a single fight. 5 years here, went from 150lb twink to 200 solid

Jon?

>Framed Steve Jobs poster

o i am laffin

>feels the need to be superior by fighting jiggaboos
>calls gun owners insecure

Gun is more logical, there is a reason why people don't fight nearly as much as they use to. If there is a possibility the mother fucker has a gun, you're a lot less likely to try and fight them. Gun is working as intended.

Only time a gun owner is insecure is if they go picking fights while armed, that shit isn't cool.

"just dont be there" is the best advice when it comes to fights, the majority of which are drunken bar fights that can be avoided. However "violence is rarely the answer, until it is the answer, in which case its the only answer available" is also good advice to bare in mind

>thread started by butthurt Veeky Forumsizen
>gets told
"why are fightfags so annoying"

I pose to you all a question:
Why does it fucking matter?

...

Would it be worth it to learn like Krav Maga? Since it teaches you to just kill someone and not fuck around?

Fighting isn't something civilized people should ever do. And if it does come down to you being forced to fight, shouldn't you learn to end the fight as fast as possible?