What would rich's online dating profile look like?

WhateverItTakes

Ifballshanglow

one day u may

CMON

UhhhBUSTEDD

NOCARDIO

ThePianoman

GentleMUTANT

GOOD FUCKIN MORNING

Ricardo Piano

Make it something people will actually take interest in

Bumping for this thread i can see its going to be brilliant.

Are you guys still here? Is some making the piano mans dating profile? Is this happening Veeky Forums?

>right, babe?

lurking

make the page already

1/2

2/2

In

>Body Type - Beyond Humanity

Profession: Slap Boxer

Fucking lmao please keep us updated

Looking for a woman whose clit-dick hangs lower than her thighs

Lmao

Gym Brough

Lol

It's only 7am here so I'll post updates later if this thread is still going. 1 message so far

>which lucky man is gonna wine and dine me
lmao

God women are pathetic

tell her youd like to get her in for an 8 hour workout CMON

>morethanamum
>32
>hitting on poor keyboard first

The memes are real

And here we go

>which lucky man is gonna wine and dine me??

Arrogant bitch

What's this dating site?
I'm alone. Please. Answer.

>spend huge amounts of time building muscle to attract women
>women shows interest in muscles
>lmao pathetic

What do you fucking want?

You can do the same using OkCupid, once I baited two dudes into going at a spot and honking at each other, then one of them knew what was up bu the other one still believed me, and told him to go to a cofee, there I baited another dude and he told me to cuk off because he saw someone with my fake profile open.

Make it seem realistic you idiot

Plenty of fish breh

Is that a hobby of yours?

Thanks. I owe you one.

I was bored and just tried it, and when it actually started to work I was entertaining.

The bad thing is that I just made a random password for the account and when I closed it it was 'lost'. I regret that a lot. Never tried again.

grindr

Don't try again.

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Jim Wrat

Care to explain? It's not my fault those dudes fell that easy.

RightBabe

This, do it GODDAMIT

>Personality: Tattooed/Pierced

u wot m8

>Personality - Tattooed/Pierced

...

Goddam this will make one hell of a thread. Thank you user

Ive literally not stopped laughing at this! pelase keep posting

"gotta eat big to get big. can you cook me 12 meals per day babe?"

ricardo panini

this

thisthisthisthisthis

please keep us posted, this thread has HUGE potential

bump

>32
>single mom
>body and face hit the wall big time
Remind me NEVER to look for scraps online

Bamp
Cmon get memes

fucking kek

dont forget she wants YOU to take HER out

Pianoman deserves better

What makes her think she deserves the panini

one day she may

The Yepman

hurry you lazy fuck

Care to explain why I'm supposed to go to jail?
It's not my fault she walked alone in a dark alley at night.

> thinks she even has a chance with mutant like Piano
like what are you even fucking thinking love ?

AFFLUENT KEYBOARD
EXQUISITE CLAVICHORD
WEALTHY HARPSICHORD

FUCK!!5%!!!!!!!!!!ARE YOU IN?

Bump

Keep the thread going

I need updates

Keep fucking going GODAMNIT

bumping thread so this faggot can deliver

I can bet you that pic is old as fuck too.

me2

bump away

bump

she looks like she can EAT 12 meals per day LAMO

Dis

ban every ITT

should mention hes loaded $$$$$

Let's not have this die

"I'm pretty loaded, and I'm not talking about these gunz"

Post pictures of him with his Bentley and his Maserati

>tfw pussied out of it because a woman sent him a message
Remember, you read it here first.

>tfw Veeky Forums is too autistic to catfish

jesus christ this is pathetic

this thread has so much potential, but the time is not right

no one goes on dating sites in the a.m.

Reading OP is prolly asleep though, hopefully it starts to deliver in a couple of ours

>living in the Western Hemisphere

i think he went to work.