Gym stories

So I'm quite a quiet dude at the gym, never really talk with people except two Veeky Forumsbros who I shake hands with have a bit of small chat with then carry on my workout. So today..

>pumped for OHP PR
>walk in excited and say my usual greetings to the gym receptionist
>carry on over to the weights floor
>grab a bar to warm up
>notice 2x 10kgs on the end of one of the ez bars
>grab them and think nothing of
>head phones are in blasting some KSE for that getting pumped feels
>putting on my 10s onto the bar
>look up and notice some hot girl who was near the ez bar that I de racked was putting it away cause it flipped over from the weights on the other side

Tbc

Part 2

>instant embarrassment
>apologies for what I've done
>says she was scared
>apologies again and say at least now you've got some adrenaline to get some PRs
>she smiles and laughs
>say have a good workout and walk to my bar
>continue my OHP and manage to pump out 82.5kgs x2 for my new PR
>rest of my shoulders session notice her noticing me
>type it on Veeky Forums

>shoulder session
>has a shoulder day
>is a faggot
>brags about his PRs in his OWN thread

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Shit, my bad bro. Sorry for feeling good about my PR and wanting to share my story with Veeky Forums

Sorry for not caring

Hey friend, I think it was a good story and that's a PR to be proud of on OHP.

I got you bro. It's cool. We all wanna share our PRs with someone :^)

Props to you!

Much appreciated for the feedback my bros

fuck you man. you're fat and ugly and negative for no reason and PRs and stories are fun to share.

good job man, she probably thought you were cute

My OHP PR is
>50 kgs x 1.5

Hopefully. I went late tonight so I'll probably never see her again but it definitely boosted my confidence

>Deadlift day
>Going for 195kgx5 PR
>Headphones on blaring music
>Only three other people in gym
>Start repping easy af fuck yeah gonna hit that shit
>On third rep stomach starts to growl
>Start farting uncontrollably while squeezing glutes
>Can't tell if anyone can hear because of music
>At the top of fourth rep it keeps getting worse
>Finish set and run towards bag area in embarrassment
I didn't make eye contact with anyone else so have no idea if they heard anything.
I just wanted to be mired for my pr but I ran away in shame

faggot

>already at 85kg OHP 1rm
>bench, squat and dead are nowhere near 3/4/5

HELP MY DELTS ARE MASSIVELY DISPROPORTIONATE

So the story was
>talk to grill
>new pr

Was that story really worth relegation?

HOW

Do you roid?

She is looking because u made her laugh, not because of your stupid OHP

fuck, I once saw a guy getting hit in the leg pretty bad because some fucking newfag let the bar flip.

Shit was scary as fuck, the guy was screaming and crying.
This is why I never use headphones, gotta keep track of my surroundings.

60kg OHP
75kg (!) bench
100kg squat
140 kg dl

>negative for no reason

if im ugly i have all reasons in the world to be negative towards jolly cunts like you

i don't think i'd ever take weights off only one side of a bar.