>inb4 liberal "just b urself" bullshit
Which sport would make you feared/among men and desired among women? Like where guys go "shit dude he does xxx, I wouldn't fuck with him" and girls go "shit girl he does xxx, that's so hot I'd fuck him instantly"
>powerlifting
>bodybuilding
>soccer
>American football
>bjj/mma/boxing combat sports
>rugby
>hockey
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Normies don't know what the fuck powerlifting is, and bodybuilding has a bad reputation among them
Soccer might make some girls want you, but guys wouldn't give a shit
The other four you posted are spot on
underwater basket weaving u dumb cunt
poker
games rule for respect alot more than bodybuilding (i neither agree nor disagree with BB as a sport) and personally for me i think its somebodies strive for perfection that has my respect
American football and hockey aren't popular here so girls don't think much about it.
As other anons said, no one knows what power lifting is, they'll just think it's a fancy word to say bodybuilding which has a bad reputation for some reasons.
I do kick-boxing and lots of chicks love it, it has gotten pretty popular among girls to practice kick-boxing during the last few years (thankfuly my gym is filled with old school coaches who don't fall for the non-sense that is kick-boxing adapted to women's needs (aka aerobics with gloves)
Soccer is pretty popular but you have to be good at it to really show off, it somewhat suffers from a bad reputation otherwise.
Chickd love rugbymen too but not the ones who are obese obviously.
Probably some striking art like boxing or muay thai, maybe "mma" so normies understand too. As much as bjj is cool for most girls have no clue how tough it is and they think it's cute how guys cuddle on the floor
Never dude
There's no fucking sport like that. It's retarded. Just carry around a brick and smash it into someone's skull, that's more effective than 100% of martial arts or tae kwon gook do or watever
>>powerlifting
WHOA HE'S GOING TO LIFT ME ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND SQUAT ME!
>>bodybuilding
Whoa he's going to inject trenbolone and then do 50 sets of different isolations
>>soccer
Whoa he's going to kick a ball at me
>>American football
Uh oh he's going to tackle me
>>bjj/mma/boxing combat sports
UH oh he's going to put me into an armbar
>>rugby
Uh oh he's going to suck my dick in the changeroom
>>hockey
Uh oh he's going to shoot a puck at me and hit me with his hockeystick(dick)
Wtf?
>>American football
>Uh oh he's going to tackle me
>>>bjj/mma/boxing combat sports
>UH oh he's going to put me into an armbar
Those are pretty valid "uh oh"'s mate
>Those are pretty valid "uh oh"'s mate
Why would those be any uh oh compared to just carrying a knife, a baseball bat or a gun?
For what purpose would you want to intimidate people and try to be "alpha"? Are you going to start assaulting people in the street or something?
Climbing, OP.
It's also fun as shit and good exercise.
>why would you want to intimidate people
So I don't have to deal with niggers and crackheads when I'm walking down the street becaus ei look like an easy target
>So I don't have to deal with niggers and crackheads
Try moving somewhere without those.
also crackheads are easy to beat up, their bodies are decayed and they're usually high. They just like to talk shit, don't pay any attention
>>soccer
>desired by women
jej
I'm not rich buddy
And there's thugs everywhere
Hell, I get drunk people trying to fuck with me for no reason other than looking like an easy target
Not so much anymore since I got a little fit, but still
Anyone else get a reddit vibe from this post?
>bodybuilding
>sport
>powerlifting
>sport
Any of the extreme sports.
Tbh Ive never seen someone actually affraid just cause I did martial arts or lift.
So don't live in a shithole?
that pic isnt powerlifting though
>Too fat
You know that there's weight classes in powerlifting, right?
first off, you're not alpha when they fear you
you're supposed to be the leader
anyway, yurop here, might be different in freedomland
>top tier
>soccer
pretty much the only sport everyone knows and understands, can be played everywhere -> your "mad skills" can be shown off at any time
attracts a crowd easily
>dancing
the male to female ratio is absurd, you get to smell and touch each other, work together and talk about something, it's hard to fuck up, really
women tend to be of higher quality in terms of appearance
however, you WILL be labeled gay by guys
>basketball
budget soccer, but you have to be tall, so it kind of evens out
the only issue is exposure, it's just not as popular
and while it can't be play with anyone, it's a team sport, good for social gains
>okay tier
>swimming
best cardio
we also got free beach access in the summer, it was easy to get chicks if you looked decent + had game \ big dick
no team play, will never make you alpha
>bodybuilding
"he has muscles, i like muscles" is pretty straightforward
takes a lot of time, boring for normies, zero social gains
>i've never seen it work but they might, in theory tier
>volleyball
volleyball chick tend to be tall + have good asses
you'll be mocked for playing women's sport
>handball
bunch of manlets
>martial arts
most of the time you'll be labeled as weird
trying to show off makes you look like a bully
use is once when it's justified though and you'll be revered as a smaller god, i've seen happen a few times
>shit tier
>powerlifting
you are fat
not strong, nigga, fat
>the rest
not popular enough
The sport where you don't have to ask yourself or others if it's alpha
You will never be Alpha OP
This. Alphas are born, not made.
Golf, tennis, shot put, discus, javelin, mountaineering, fencing.
Team sports are 100% for fags
anything you genuinely enjoy and want to get better at with a passion. if your doing it so someone will be impressed you´re more likely to be laughed at as a try hard and rightfully so. it may be ironic but people like and admire people who don´t give a fuck about being liked or admired.
There are no weight classes in the jungle.
e-sports
>swimming
>it was easy to get chicks if you looked decent, had game, and a big dick
I THINK THAT SECOND STATEMENT APPLIES TO ANY SPORT.
end your life you pathetic sack of shit
well if your problem is junkies fucking with you then by all means do some self-defense martial arts shit. it will give you confidence and obviously the basics of defending yourself. it´s just cause you said something about being feared which is silly. being feared before even opening your mouth is not something you want unless you´re psycho. you shouldn't be a pushover but you also should be some kind of mute and fat muscle-monster
Wrestling
Rugby.
Most rugby players I've met were pretty fucking alpha.
Autism the post
wrestling is gay
the only combatbros I am intimidated by are bjj and muy thai
Hand egg gets most pussy tho because of the money that goes with it
Reddit: the post*
FTFY
Lacrosse
You'll get a slightly bulked-out swimmer's body, be fast with great cardio and have the 360 awareness of a hockey player.
For impressing the ladies, Rugby is too violent, soccer too gay, hockey is nice but lots of equipment, inconvenient, etc. Football is just for assholes who got beat on as kids.
Lacrosse
rugby or lacrosse
Soccer and boxing
Rugby sounds dangerous and manly, combat sports if the guy isnt a bodyweight exercuse faggot and lifts too.
Exhibition shooting/hunting. Bitches love guns. Not all bitches like to hunt, but, they do like guys that hunt. Unless you speak of a liberal feminist thats vegan, then you're just fucked.
league of legends
Rugby is for fatties that want to injure themselves and run around bars acting like a frat.
>Parkour?