Mirin/made it thread

>be me four weeks ago
>180cm 89kg
>go to gym for squats
>going to attempt 185kg pb
>four other people in gym, crowded for a saturday night
>two skinny dyels who i only ever see training arms
>one guy who i see regularly and is making good progress
>one girl who is also making good progress but i see less regularly
>gym has two squat racks
>girl is using one
>i'd estimate she'd be between 55 and 60kg
>60kg squats ass to grass
>i'm mirin
>load up rack with 60kg then 100kg for two warm up sets of slow pause reps
>load up 3pl8 do a set of 8
>load up 160kg after a break and do a set of 4
>can see dyels looking at me in mirror while they do curls
>while i'm resting girl loads up 80kg and grinds out a single rep
>impressive.gif
>the time has come
>load up 185kg
>mybodyisready.tif
>psych myself up and unrack the bar
>fuck that shit's heavy
>can see everyone else in the gym watching me
>descend into squat to just below parallel
>begin slow climb back up
>hipdrahve.exe
>can see face and eyes getting red in the mirror and feel pressure building spiking
>let out loud grunt as i finish the rep and rerack the weight
>can see dyels still looking at me
>lock eyes in the mirror with the other dude who gives me a nod which i return
>sit down on floor as blood pressure spike normalizes
>girl says that's the most weight she's seen someone move with her own eyes and asks if it was a pb
>i say yes and tell her that her squat was impressive as well and ask if it was a pb for her
>she says it was
>i congratulate her and introduce myself properly
>she smiles and tells me her name
>we start chatting for a bit in between sets
>she's pretty cool for a girl
>tfw hit new squat pb and made a new friend

>tinder date
>never done this before
>hungry skeleton working towards dyel
>nervous as fuck because im a nerd
>meet her
>2 hour dinner date
>im inept so i have no idea how its going
>flub the goodbye but give her a hug
>2 hours after date get a text
>she thanks me for dinner and says we should do something outdoorsy next time
>shes a 7.5 - 8 petite Taiwanese girl
>holy shit
>who knew i had it in me
>I would like to thank the little gains i have acquired over the last month, and the support from Veeky Forums
>i think im gunna make brehs

Congrats on your std bud

You know how I know you have autism?

why can't you just be happy for me user?
what have i ever done to you?
i used condoms
she even insisted on that (she asked me beforehand: please don't forget to bring condoms)
honestly why are you so passive aggressive?

did i deny it?
whats the give away

You green texted a story about getting a hug

For some of us, a hug is the only thing we have

well its not the hug
Its the fact that someone took interest in me, ive been out of a 4 year relationship for 6 months
so it was scary to go on a blind date

Fucking rekt

its an achievement for him, live and let live senpai this is Veeky Forums not /b/

dawg i was in a 4 year relationship, ive had plenty of sex.

this date was cool because ive been out of the game for 4+ years

and im lifting and playing tennis and getting out of a mad slump.

and here i thought we were a famalam

your warm up is complete trash lmao kys

ah m8 i know that feeling. enjoy it man. i got a gf now so the new pussy euphoria is a thing of the past. i am happy for you though. what has caused your raise in quality? did you get Veeky Forums is that why youre fucking hotter women now?

dont worry breh
op here
tons of haters on this site
just be happy

forgot to tell my mirin stories. from the glory days.

>22 years old
>been a beta, shifty eyed, slouched, head down, socially awkward cunt for my whole life
>start lifting and dieting
>do no fap (fuck you I swear to god its miraculous if you're a porn addict)
>start to get shredded and aesthetic as fuck
>never been the "good looking one"
>suddenly compliments on my looks all the time
>finally gain the courage to ask a girl (7-7.5) to hang out one on one for first time ever
>take that trick to the hot tub, to display my gains
>she doesn't say anything when I take my shirt off
but its obvious she's trying not to stare
>fuck I love when you know your body is fucking stellar
>get to talking, she finally asks about my diet and workout
>she's incredulous i only work out 3 days a week
>tell her to give me a massage
>shes happy to
>mid massage dick is rock hard (thanks nofap)
>turn around and start making out
>suckin on dem titties
>feelin on dat pussy
>she grabs my dick
>didn't fuck cuz we were crashing a hot tub at a hotel
>afterwards, she texts me "im thankful for your lips and body" (it's thanksgiving)
>wow she's so clever
>after that, realize ive made it
> goodbye social anxiety

op here
i don't know user
i tried to be very selective on tinder
on liking grills that i feel are incredibly attractive
had four matches in a day which is not that bad (for myself, others probably get tons of matches)
but they are all goodlooking
this one's the best looking of them all though

op here
that's a really nice story
to know that you're finally good enough for hotter women
amazing
feels good man

>tons of haters
>Veeky Forums

Who'd have thought..

you know how i know you're autismal? you replied multiple times to a story about a nerd getting a hug.

hooly shit man i kek'd . good one

>>Walk from the toilets to a a tent to sit and wait for the National

Love the national, your gf has good taste in adult contemp rock user. If you'd have tried to engage with the music you'd be a better person now

Good job probably avoided HIV

I have tried multiple times to like the national. Listened to albums, but this is the second time I've walked away from one of their concerts.

I'll share another. Mirin' threads can be the most motivating, for those you have not yet been mired, it's a good feeling.

>go to bar
>go sit outside where its quieter because i hate people
>woman in her 30's, pretty attractive comes and sits next to me
>talks about how "i'm too young and hot"
>we find out she knows my boss
>she says "what would your boss do if he found out you kissed me"
>right then her husband's friend walks up
>lol wtf she has a husband
>he says "what the fuck are you doing with her?!"
>he's 35, 6 feet tall, out of shape as fuck
>I'm 22, 6'3'', a killer
>I smile and say we're just talking
>he says "get the fuck outta here!"
>I laugh and say nah man I like it out here
>he gives up pretty quick and starts trying to get me to wingman him
>later that night, sitting outside again
>i hear a knock on the window from inside
>large group of girls is looking at me waving and laughing
>i laugh and smile and try to play it cool like this happens all the time, go back to what i was doing
>praying they don't come and talk to me cuz I'd be nervous as fuck
>later go inside and sit at the bar to order a drink
>waiting for it, i feel this squeeze on my traps and shoulders
>it's one of the girls from earlier
>she say's "you're the hot guy in the white sneakers"
>I look down at my shoes and say "I guess i am"
>she says "my friend really wants you"
>all of her friends are hot
>Oh fuck oh fuck too much pressure, i've got no game, i don't know what to do
>I make a face like the emoji with the teeth bared like I'm about to share some bad news
>she says oh no, you have a girlfriend
>i say yeah, sorry
>she says well thats too bad for you cuz she's hot
>I tell her my imaginary gf is hot too
>she says if I change my mind, come over there
>i can't believe i just turned down a hot girl because i couldnt handle the pressure
>isn't that why i came to the bar in the first place
>holy shit what an autist
>at least they mire

Never seen them live actually

What's the holdup on their shows?

What do you mean?

Keep pushing yourself out of your comfort zone user, next time it'll happen for you.

What you just experienced I'd liken to an after workout pump- you saw a glimpse of who you could be very soon. Because your pump one day is your nonpumped body in a month or two.
keep adding those plates

Why have you walked out of their shows twice?

That's a good start, sometimes it's easier to walk up to a girl and start talking rather than being introduced.
To avoid the awkward part of walking over and being like "hey I'm user, ur friend told me u thought I was cute..." or whatever, just walk over and start chatting, but make physical contact right away so she knows it's leading to something, or even ask her to come talk to you in private then u can make out

>don't research a girl for marrying
>complain about degenerate of 8-10/10 girls in /pol/

>been lifting for three years
>4 plate dl, 3 plate squat, 1.5 plate bench, 1 plate ohp
>slow progress but started from dyel cardiofag and spent some time fucking around before I started focusing on linear progress
actually does anyone know a good program for the point of progress I'm at?
>been told I have a 7/10 face
>feeling pretty good about my body, also 6'4"
>have longterm gf
>no mires when I'm alone in the city, nobody hits on me or looks at me

what gives guys, I feel like other people get mired for looking about as good as I do now. Should I work on my body language or something?

Because both shows were at festivals. There are plenty of other options.

I was thinking I should have said "well tell her to come over here" with a big smile and a laugh.

Yeah maybe, wear decent clothes and keep good posture

Sure but what contributed to your preference of something else? did you feel like anything was lacking from their live performance?

genuinely curious about how they are live

Yeah that would've been good, sometimes if u go into the group it's easy to bounce jokes and conversate with all the other ppl, but ultimately one will get jealous so isolation is key, but you actually went out, that's more than most can say, and you learn from the mistakes so the pussy is bound to get pounded

usually I wear jeans and a black tee with some adidas campus or vans, very normcore and basic.

don't think I have a problem with posture but I'll work on it thanks user

ive been on Veeky Forums long enough now i know for a fact that mirin threads are the worst fucking threads on this board

I am honestly just going to hide all these gay threads in the future..it isn't motivating at all hearing a autist fabricate a social interaction

Your welcome, women can smell confidence, and while some dudes can pull pussy while being dressed like a bum, they're the exception, and even they get denied.
But ugly women dress up with nice hair, makeup, and dresses and still get mislabeled as hot, so it shows that decent clothes, groomed hair and face, and maybe even Smelling good can go a long way

Talking about doing something, but never actually doing it. typical DYEL TALK

Just a little fun, you have done good user.

I said that to myself about a year ago, but good luck

I'm about to leave a 4 year relationship I hope I can muster up the balls to do it

something my grandmother told me about a week ago when i mentioned ending a relationship at the 4 year mark

"If you aren't willing to marry her in the first year or so, you are wasting your time with her"

shes got a point, if you are 4 years in and haven't married her, what are you doing.

Kek

Based grandma

why would you assume that any of this is fabricated?

tfw you have my stats and lift almost 100kg more than me. Do you recall, what your squat was after 7 month lifting?

op here
user i understand your scepticism
but i haven't made any of that up
why would i make up that all of my women before her had been 5.5 at best?

Who /TSUUUUUUUUIUUUUUU/ here?

I'm bored by their albums as well. If you like their music the live shows are supposed to be very good.

poland gonna do it senpai

test

senpai

you can't say f-a-m anymore?

>anymore

For a while, fåm

senpai

...

This, and don't look at your shoes. No one should ever have a reason to look at his shoes. You should know which shoes you wear.

legit advice, also it helps if your facing them face to face, not by their side shoulder to shoulder.

This happened a couple years ago, had been lifting for about 3 years when it happened.

>At music festival with low test gf.
>Get up to take a piss.
>Find women's restroom.
>Huge line of chicks.
>Flash huge cheesy grin and ask where the men's restroom is
>A couple girls point towards the other side of the building.
>As turn to walk away a 7/10 at the front of the lone says "You can come in with me".
>Flash another huge grin at her and say no thanks.

Never had a girl creep on me like that before, was caught completely off guard.

>right at the end of my workout, walking out after some db rows for maximum lats
>feeling pretty good, I'm 5lbs away from 2pl8 diddy, I know it's nothing great, but I'm happy
>these 3 grills with yoga pants and those tight workout shirts enter the weight area
>I glance at the first one, blond goddess
>2nd is meh, 3rd one is probably illegal but qt, glances at me for a second
I guess that was the highlight of this last 6 months for me

when's the wedding?

mirin threads are just gay completely

who the hell goes on the internet to brag to other autistics about their delusion and fabrications

the fact that you autists need to make a thread about doing what humans were created to do is just fucking sad

He jelly senpai

never

>you right now

...

confirmed patrician music taste

>new friend

Yeah i bet you image your life together

I posted this in a mirin thread the night that it happened, so it might sound familiar to some

>be me back in January
>22 y/o senior in a frat, about to graduate
>these two freshman sorority sisters (6/10, 8/10) are having a shared 19th birthday party, invite their favorite frat guys

>at the party, mostly chode-y looking random dudes from other frats and a handful of my brothers
>run into to the birthday girls' qt 7/10 sister who I'd made out with at a party the week prior
>I pull her into the laundry room so we can make out in private
>I sneak her outside so we can bang in my car
>I play Titus Andronicus - The Monitor while we were doing it, what up /mu/
I'm a recovering chubby dude, I was 5'10 210 lbs freshman year, now I'm 170 lbs 13% bf
>immediately after sex, the girl says "I'm usually a chubby chaser, but it's fun hooking up with a buff guy like you"
>mfw

>I'm ready to leave
>go back into the party house to say goodbye to my brothers
>the two birthday girls stop me to chat, they're both trashed drunk
>ask me what I'm doing post-graduation
>I tell them my career plan, which involves moving to the other side of the world to teach kids
>6/10 says "Oh my god you're so hot"
>8/10 says "You're like a sexier Tom Cruise"
>mfw again

thanks Veeky Forums

>5'10
>"You're like a sexier Tom Cruise"

yet here you are, reading and posting

They just don't learn.

Hey, I'd rather be 5'6 and Tom Cruise than 5'10 and me any day

>end of term
>Go out clubbing with engineering m8s
>All of them are butt ugly
>I'm 6'1 180lbs lean
>Girls left and right smiling at me
> I just came to dance, want to have some fun
>8/10 blonde comes behind me and starts grinding on me
>I just turn around, smile and keep dancing
>Forget about her
>End of the night, everyone going home
>She somehow finds me, tells me her room is around the corner
>Wrap my willy and stick it in her silly and pass out drunk

why can't my work outs be like this?

You beautiful, beautiful autist, you.

Don't worry bruv, 9-faggots like this cuck over here tend to scream horseshit on many accounts.

Onward.