Anyone have a bathmate?

Some girls like smaller dicks so I'm cool.

So long as you don't have a baby penis, it doesn't really matter. Obviously having a hooge cock is dope, but so long as your dick is 5+ inches it should be fine unless the girl has had a ton of dick, in which case you don't want to put your wang in there anyways. Any shorter and I would consider looking into dick gainz.
>glorious feel when took my girlfriends virginity
>the only other two penises she had ever seen were 3.5 inch kys dicks.
>my 6 inch dick seems huge to her

>tfw enough over average and every girl I've slept with has commented on it positively

>>the only other two penises she had ever seen were 3.5 inch kys dicks

>believing this

>oh I'm kinda swole I don't need to work out anymore lol
>oh my dicks kinda big I don't want a bigger one lol
Trust me, when you wear tights pants and your dick is obviously visible and hanging down your leg girls will notice and it's one of my favorite feelings in the world.

>no trust me user, chad and Tyrone only had 2 inch dicks!
>I'm just super loose cuz of genetics

yes. Went from 15 to 17,5 cm in length, 11,5 to 13 in girth with Jelqs and this thing (measured without pump). Gonna keep going for now.

>Brehs-dick, here I come

Jesus christ kid, you're sad. "The best feeling in the world is when hirls can see my dick through my pants!"

Fuckin' lol

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my understanding of them and similar is
yes they work
takes a lot of time
gains are not permanent

Are you talking from experience or from others experience?

online reviews and such

Pumped dicks feel soggy and limp you little man. I'd rather have a short firm cock grinding my prostate than a long soft one that I could pinch off with my rectum.

enjoy you're peyronie's disease

unless you're a packing a micropenis, I wouldn't touch penis enlargement

Yes, been using it for months now.

Don't think my dick's gotten bigger but it's straightened it out so it just looks bigger. Flaccid states also improved dramatically, can finally do a helicopter dik and the girls are loving it.

Underrated

This is the size penis women want.

The most popular huge dildo on number one selling dildo site is 8" all american whopper.

HOWEVER that size is from tip to base. There's a good 1.5 - 2" taken up by the base/balls. And that's not even the most popular dildo, just the most popular, "big" dildo. Little vibrators are far more popular. See here:

wired.com/2015/02/best-sex-toys/#slide-3
and
adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/dildo-sex-toys/realistic-dildos/sp-inch-all-american-whopper-dong-80177.aspx

Lastly, there was a study done on women's ideal size dick using 3d models with the purpose to see if they could accurately select their preferred size. The most popular size was about 6x5". See here:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26332467

Very few women actually want a gigantor dong. Not that none do, some do but their ideal size is far closer to average when going by dildo size they purchase and by control group selection. A women who wants a huge dong is about as common as the man who has one.

Yeah the only reason girls own big dildos is because they have to have something to grip onto when they're ducking themselves with the dildo. Most girls would never even consider bottoming out on even a 6 inch dildo.

>ducking themselves
>ducking

Kek'd harder than I should have

7 1/2 with 5 1/2 and I still feel inadequate

Who /ruined by porn/ here?

Friendly reminder all of these results are edited by the government with the knowledge that most of the male populace would kill themselves / go to all sorts of extremes if they realized that anything less than a 9 inch penis is pretty mediocre.

>7 1/2 with 5 1/2
You have two dicks?

Why?
Its pretty fucking common knowledge that males got it much harder in the dating scene overall so your chances of even GETTING to use your dick are slim to begin with
You think most men would kill themselves over this but not the fact that you have about 10% chance to get a match on most dating sites?
Jesus youre deluded

afaik bath mate gains are not permanent.
you want jelqs/stretching for permanent gains

that said I'd still like to get a pump eventually just for giggles but at $200 it's not worth it to me atm

This basically
I got a big dick and every girl ive been with has either (i) had problems with getting it in even after alot of foreplay or (ii) commented on it being big/feeling good
Still, havent had sex in over a year because girls might care about the size of your dick IN bed but its not the way INTO bed with em. If youre not perfect for her and handle your shit just right she will flake and fuck right off instead

Fucking kek

yea they work for a minimal time, of time you get permanent gains if if you do it daily and superset with jelps, ss jelqs, and wear a coc ring to keep the blood in.

If you got extra money to spend go for it.

Im sitting around 8x5.7 right now used to be 7.4x 5.1 but been PE exercising for over a year or two.

i did it for like 3 months. I did get gains. They were not permenant .

The comments I got while having sex were awesome, but it takes so much time.

> body building routine
> dick routine

too much time. It seems unhealthy. Gotta live life and what not

My dick is big enough but curves fairly hard to the left, is there any way to straighten it out?

Are you retarded?
Everyone's dick is curved one way or the other, it's just more noticeable on some guys.

Got it, I think it gave me a hernia in my sack. I'm around 5.9 or 6 x 5.2, id be happy at 6.5 x 5.5

Source?

There's multiple ways to fix peyronies. Are you cut or uncut?

Eh what
Mine is straight breh

>cut
Good goyim

This. im 5.5 inches and used to worry about it constantly as a teenage. A decade later i realize its fucking nothing. Ive made plenty of girls cum and squirt and never want to leave me. And im not even rich or that handsome. Its about having game and dominating them in bed. Its not worth obsessing over unless you literally hve a micropenis.

Wait, you don't?

What if you /pencildick/. Rocking a mediocre 6x4 over here.

I have an almost 7" dick. Lol when I don't watch porn I only get 5". I ruined my sex life. Thank you PornHub

You know how easy it is to just make shit up like this? There's literally zero evidence for this being true. It's just the reaction of pessimists that want to feel clever and of dudes with big dicks who don't like that their only redeeming quality, a big dick, isn't worth nearly as much as they thought.

>a big dick, isn't worth nearly as much as they thought.
I wish it was worth more, fuck me getting laid is very hard even if you are rocking a big dick.
I wish girls were easier, would make life alot better

I'm just asking since there is ways to fix peyronies and to restore your foreskin at the same time.

Be more entertaining. Like I'm a virgin but I'm 6'4 and every party I went to I've had a slut hanging off me wanting my dick. It's even easier when I'm drunk too, it's like the social awkwardness just evaporates and I can just make people laugh on command almost. Sometimes you can be funny as shit without saying anything by using body language and facial expressions.

>you don't want to put your wang in there anyways

I have no idea why I'm laughing so hard.

I am funny and social at most events i attend but girls are usually either taken or unimpressed by every guy
Every time i see a cute girl its out taking a walk someplace, cant just walk up and talk to em there when they are sober
>inb4 why not
because that shit never works

Mine is a fairly heavy arc, bends maybe 35 degrees when I'm full hard and let it hang
Cut, I've tried a bit of jelqing but I'm scared to do a heavy routine because it's fucked a lot of people up

>still a virgin

t. dicklet

Well, that's the problem. Because people think that they want instant gains that doing it constantly is going to help them, when it will actually set them back. It's easier to do a lighter regiment.

To get rid of your jew dick, just look around for foreskin restoration devices. TLC Tugger, i recommend, and they have multiple devices designed for different effects from restricted growth.

>because that shit never works
So you're saying you've tried it like dozens of times?
Don't ask.

/pol/ plz leave

How long do gains take with jelqing?
And how do i jelq if i'm in college?

>So you're saying you've tried it like dozens of times?
No, ive read studies that it doesnt work and it feels weird so i would fail simply because i feel akward doing it

I got a pretty good penis size but i would not be opposed to penis exercises. What are some that i can do?

Get a penile traction device. It will straighten and lengthen your dick. Lots of doctors recommend them for peyronies (bent dick) but you have to wear it daily

Link?

lol small dick faggots

im 7x5.5" at 5'7 whats your excuse

What's your excuse for being a manlet?

I have the same dick length and I'm only slightly taller and my dick doesn't look that big to me, honestly

whats your excuse for having a tiny penis?

asian?

I'm tall with a decently sized dick. What's your excuse for being a manlet?

>decently sized

that sounds like average

enjoy girls laughing behind your back cause your dick doesnt match your frame

I'm literally the female ideal. Meanwhile you're the size of the average 13 year old girl. Let me know how getting laughed at just in general feels.

here let me explain how they think when they see you

"hm hes tall"

"oh, I thought it'd be bigger"

you are inadequate, deal with it

>7x5.5
nigga that's entry level
like, you might not be called small, but come the fuck on, it's average as fuck

>b-but the average is below 6 inches
beaners and chinks don't count

>2016
>believing women want what they say they want
you have to go back

>things people with small dicks say to sleep at night

And let me explain to you what they think when they see you:

"Aren't you a little young to be at a club?"

"Where's your mommy at?"

I would have said something about your dick but no girl will ever get to see it because they can't even see you.

I have one but I don't think it really does much.

It MIGHT have added a little more thickness. It's really a small gain.

Dick looks great after I use it though. All swole.

proportions are on my side

you are the one that is a letdown when your pants drop

but whatever, you have fun with your little pool cue

Thats why you pay for hookers, so they have to take your big dick all the way

Your pants don't even get to drop other than in front of your dad, faggot. Have fun having everything you do to improve yourself be seen as overcompensation by the way. LOL

ok dude, have fun with your average dick

im sure all the girls will love it

My dick is like half an inch shorter than yours while I'm almost a foot taller than you. I get compliments all the time. You don't even get compliments in general. Have fun being the size of a boy.

girls will always wonder why it's so small

have fun with that

Girls don't even wonder about you because you were never in their thoughts to begin with. Stay mad, manlet. LOL

average is terrible

thats like bragging about getting 60% on an exam

unfortunately in your case your average dick looks even worse cause it's on a larger frame

oh well, we cant all luck out can we? just date asian girls and you'll be fine.

Ok, you're clearly in damage control because you're on the verge of spiraling into depression from being ignored by every female on the planet, but let me break this down for you.

My dick > above average
Your dick >slightly more above average than mine

My height > WAAAY above average
Your height > Below average

Like nigga, can you not see that I am superior to you? There is nothing average about me, but there is ESPECIALLY nothing BELOW average about me, unlike you.

In your case, you could always take HRT and become the woman God planned you to be.

dude, this isnt rocket science

your dick is a letdown relative to your frame

forget about me entirely. worry about what other girls think.

How much did it straighten it?

off topic but antifa is fucked

it's like SJWs teamed up with edgy teens, hobos and druggie anarchists

My dick is a little over 6' but like 4.75 in girth, cant help but feel like its really small, especially when im hard and look down at it. Im not even a big guy either, im 5'7 lmao. What gives?

basic tards... its the wanting awe you can see in their face that makes you feel alpha as fuck.

About best feeling, its just a saying, its not his literal best feeling ever. Smalled dick autists are the worst.

How big? I'm 7", not too many comments

MANLET BTFO.
6'2", same 7 incher with girth. Women are not disappointed.

Pumps are for momentary gains, you use them before fucking.
Repeated use just breaks your blood vessels and can cause impotency, don't be an idiot OP.

are you a rapist?

>projecting

KEK

Jelqing doesn't actually do anything beneficial for you it just screws with your dick. Keeping blood in your dick to be erect for extended periods of time can lead to necrosis of tissue and eventually no dick. Kegals are your best bet to actually get stronger erections. We had a medfaq in here one day go on about how using pumps and other crap like jelqing is actually detrimental to your dick health.

kys probably