Hey user, we're having cake in the break room

this

Maybe you'd all like some special home made icing with your cakes, just get on your knee's and receive.

I'm bulking so I'll be right there

>that feel when perma-bulking because I hav a metabolism that is literally 4,000 kcal/day and that's WITHOUT my work out

I eat 5,000 calories/day

Are you 8'0?

7 inches shy

>cheesecake
>fudgecake
>ice cream frosting
>layered frosting
>butter frosting
>any frosting other than vanilla or chocolate

absolutely disgusting senpai
knowing that normies eat this kind of shit really helps me not fuck up my diet

Just get a cup of coffee and socialize idiot

I'm really glad I don't have a sweet tooth or generally like food that much. It's kind of gross watching people struggle with their desire for food, it reminds me of the time I saw a dude coming down from coke, he just looked so desperate for one more bump.

First you have to eat my cock

>work for Google
>they literally have free ice cream 24/7 with 4 different flavors and as much sprinkles, hot chocolate syrup and whip cream you can possibly want
This is the hardest thing I've ever done.

FUCK OFF I'M CUTTING YOU FUCKING CUNT GAINS GOBLINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>get coffee
>user, why don't you have cake?
"I'm trying to watch what I eat"
>but you're already too skinny!
"n-no thanks"
>user, we think you have body image issues
6ft, 200lbs @ 16% bf
>spill my spaghetti

>work for Google
how m8
t. wage slave

*YOU ARE KLLING YOURSELF user PLS I CARE ABOUT YOU, OYU ARE ONE EGGG FROM TOTAL LIVER IMPLOSION :'( :'( :'(

This

Went to a good university and took like 2 months preparing for the interview. Top slave tbqh

this is the men's room, bitch.

so accurate it's ridiculous...

Sorry Janet, none for me. I'm too autistic to understand that one piece of cake, one time out of the year, will not undo every bit of progress i've made.

"No sorry i'm not hungry"
Is it really that hard???

When I "cut" from 245 of mostly fat to 160 I lost my appetite and still haven't gotten it back and I'm up to 175

IT'S NOT JUST ONE PIECE YOU STUPID RABID CUNT. One cake one birthday. At my work place we 120ish people. That's 120 cakes. Fuck you and them. I'm not eating cake everytime so I can barely sit in a normal chair like them

>not faking lactose intolerance.
nobody in this thread is gonna make it.

...except me.

Interesting. I wonder what the mechanics behind that are.

stomach contraction

>Coworker: "There goes my diet."

Didn't realize Yao Ming was a Veeky Forumsizen

>I prefer to break you in the cake room

>eating lunch with coworkers
lel

>go
>get normie sized piece
>only have a bite or two
>throw the rest away/give it to someone else
>don't be an autist

CHEESE CAKE I HOPE

shoo, shoo goblin

gross

Fat ugly bitch, but would inseminate.

My name is Chadwick, not user.
Sure, I'll have some.

>Fat
>Ugly
>BItch
>Would still bone

Explain.

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

This information is actually false.

Fitting that they call it the break room, it's where the broken masses gather.
Enjoy your cake.

he's thirsty as fuck what's there to explain?

Oh, thank you but no cake for me. I appreciate it.

Agreed.

My grandma makes this awesome plain vanilla cake with no frosting and it's the most humblest thing ever.

You are the pinnacle of mental retardation and compulsive liars everywhere.

i only eat cake by the ocean.

What does spill spaghetti mean?

Please be bait

>He doesn't carry spaghetti in his pockets

Chuckle

for the love of god, please be bait...

otherwise, I'm getting too old for this shit

Please be bait?
Also, i'm to this place, I googled lifting and I saw this place. Is this a good place for lifting?
I'm 5'10' 150 and squat 355 for 3x8 and bench 235 for 3x8.
I'm having trouble going trough this rep scheme 3x8-12

new*

>is this a good place for lifting
no

>thinks he can get fitness advice here

You tried too hard on that one

What is a good recommended website for lifting?
This place seems nice and it has a simple layout, seems cool.

that literally happened to me today

one of my female whale coworkers asked if I wanted some and I responded "do I look like someone who eats cake" and put my chicken breast and broccoli into the microwave.

Also changes in microbiome

you've got vomit on your sweater already.

Do people actually vomit when talking to others?

Hahahaha, either this is brilliant bait or you are a summerfag/newfriend

Why aren't you in the NBA nigger? you just need to be coordinated and you're gonna be making millions

fucking nigger. Did I trigger you yet nigger? now fuck off

Nice try, cake lobby

I guess i'm a newfriend?
Why do you have to be like that? Do you talk to everyone like that?

>user, we think you have body image issues

literally on the same boat as you

when co workers said this to me i replied in the most autistic way ever
>I have a lot of issues senpai

what the fUck is wrong with me?

Damn, I thought even newfags knew this one.

UNDERATED

>hey anontoinette, there's cock in my trousers!

Flan masterrace get out cake plebs

Thanks but I don't like cake

>looks like a mix between Hayden Panettiere and Kate Upton in video
>more attractive than a good percentage of high-test girls
>checked her instagram (jessica kylie)
>CAKED in makeup, complete ghetto trash, went from 8 to 4 in a blink of an eye

When cucks cut for women
>permabulkforlife

sure, but each cake gets divided among 120 people, it's a veeery small slice each.
3° of cake, if you want to run the numbers. does that count as a wedge or a sheet of cake?

kek

>implying other people care....

thats usually a distractor so that you dont attend important meetings.

Because we fitness freaks are so concerned about energy levels, not spiking insulin, and getting enough protein we often carry around bags of spaghetti in a protein rich meat sauce to nibble on throughout the day (spaghetti has lots of resistant starch and very small amounts of carbs as might be found in a single spaghetti strand elicit minimal insulin response). However, spaghetti is a volatile foodstuff and often there are moments where it spills from pockets onto floors and trousers and so on much to the embarrassment of the fitness freak.

You'll also sometimes hear of "pocket eggs" as superior to spaghetti, but frankly those people are perverts.

>coworker tries to be friendly
>can't just say no, has to be hostile about it

Out of 120 people, there are probably going to be some people that will turn it down and other people that opt for seconds, so it's not like people will frown on you if you say no. I would just make it a habit to keep saying no just so I wouldn't have to think about it. Kind of like remembering to take your vitamins is easier once you've been sticking to it for a while.

Build Wall

>7 foot shy

I don't understand these threads. Is everyone on Veeky Forums cutting? I think that the biggest perk of lifting is that you can easily shovel in more than average person with no consequences.

"Sick, I needed a carb up, I'll be right in"

Situations like this are a perfect way to say to the fat chicks about how it's so great that I can eat anything I want and be shredded. (Remeber to lift your shirt and show the cuts as you say this)

Negging fat people is the epitome of making it.

Un fucking believable

Can't you just say you don't care for sweets?

except for her sweets if you know what im saying

Sure I'll have a slice
Because I'm not autistic

>uni dorm has weekly dinner nights where they order all kinds of food for everyone living there
>"hey user come grab some pizza!"
>"i-it's alright, no thanks"
>"hey user come grab tacos!"
>"n-no thanks, not hungry"
>"hey user come grab literally whatever greasy fucking fast food they ordered this week!"
>"n-no thanks"
>"hey user how come you never come out and socialise?"

>cake
>creamy
?? Maybe it's just because I'm europoor but most cakes aren't creamy

" I'm not really hungry, but I'll come and hang out"

Bruh come on

you gotta eat big to get big

come on