FRIDAY FEELS

>tfw multiple girls flirt with me and few of them would be willing to cheat on their bf's with me but im too insecure to do anything about it because im a virgin with small dick
>tfw this is what cocoon-modeing 3 years of your life gets you

th-thanks Veeky Forums

I've been waiting for the mailman all day because I ordered a new measuring tape. Turns out it's Thursday and I ordered the tape last night ;-; Amazon prime needs to hook me up with dem dat dere drones. Waiting is hell.

I feel like life is a in-balance-able object, no matter how hard I try to balance on it, I fall. I keep on falling over and over knowing one time I'll fall and hurt myself to the point of not being able to bring myself up. For some reason I don't give up, even though I keep doing this.

>tfw broke the scaphoid bone in one of my wrists at the end of may
>haven't been able to lift since then
>won't be able to lift for at least another 2 weeks
I can feel myself turning back into the hungry skellington I once was with every passing moment.

3 months minimum m8

It's thursday retards

Fell hard and fast for a girl who is literally insane and I cant get over it. FML Brahs

Feel hard and fast for a girl that led me on and dropped me like a hot potato fml.

>fwb coming over in a week or two
>told myself not to masturbate until then because I want to choke her with my load
>It hasn't even been 12 hours yet and even a slightest breeze gets me hard
this is rough, bros

>friend texts me early this week if i wanna hang
>tell him yes this weekend is tight
>doesnt text back
>panic that text was not meant for me

I really hope this is my year breh. Exactly 4 months from Saturday I will be 25. A kissless, 25 year old virgin.

I failed round 3, it was supposed to redeem me, but it only dug my hole deeper.
I was presented with this challenge 3 times now, and every single time I fuck it up.

But I know, I know for a fact that at the other side of that challenge is my level up. As soon as I complete it, I will transcend my current level and FINALLY stop worrying about menial stupid shit for self improvement and start retaking the ground I've been losing for the past decade.

Round 4 will be in August, and I've already got a better plan and more motivation and dedication than with any of them before. This is my redemption, this will spell the beginning. This is what the last 2 years where building up for.

There is no round 5, this is my last chance. If I fuck up round 4, I am doomed to neetdom and judging by how I handled it the first time, it will take a huge hit on my plans.

I will ace round 4. I will climb out of my hole and then I will take everything that I would have got if I didn't make some of the stupid shit I've done in my life. This is where the weakness dies. This is where the cancerous weak faggot that drove me into the ground will die. And out of the ashes, will rise a stronger and more powerful me.

I'm fucking ready lads.

> 28
> no idea how to into people
> want social interaction
> also hate social interaction
> work as IT guy so not much social interaction going on anyway
> day consists of sleep, work, food, lifting and vidya
> this should be my dream life but it isn't
> feel empty and hallow inside
> last relationship 7 years ago
> want to pick up so much hobbies but can't muster up motivation for nothing
> sitting down to play vidya is just so much easier than anything else

On the bright side I've mustered up the courage to visit a psychodoc and tell her about all this.
Now I can either go on happypills, wait for a psychotherapy spot (~ 3 monthts) or both.

try robotics, or rocketry user, its great fun!

He'd be better off trying dancing or some normie shit or he will end up fucked up just like you

I felt the same way m8
>day 30
>measure stomach
>lost 1 inch
>look in mirror
>flex a few things
>traps pop out
>made serious gains on my traps
>shrugging 4x20 at 155 on bar
>tfw i need to hit everything else like that
>calf raise 4x20 165
>calves starting to define more
>overall posture is improving
>confidence through the roof

.......

>im probably imagining things, but i feel like that sleeves on my shirts are getting tighter, but im probably just being a faggot

Make sure you get a male doc.

>this image
>"did you enjoy cumming for mommy?"

Hhnnngg

> be me
> start going to the gym for the first time in my life
> hungry skelly lifting bitch weights
> barely making any progress
> gotten yelled at a few times for deloading what I thought were abandoned barbells or unknowingly being in someone's way
> try to make a gym friends by asking dude's if they need a spot, but they just say no or ignore me
> i think I'm fucking up my shoulders too because I've got bad form but no one to correct me
> always sore all the time
> don't actually feel any stronger
> hate eating now because I'm not used to having to finish so much food
> probably gonna quit soon

> tfw ill die a virgin who never made it

LMAO into falling into the scam of having a phychairitrist who doesn't care about just wants your money LMAO senpai deal with your problems yourrself no fucking phychiatrist is going to help you buddy baka desu senpai

creep

women are much more empathetic and thus better at psychiatry

I wanna go to the gym tomorrow, but it'd closed for Canada day :(
Outside cardio I suppose :(

>qt gf went overseas today
>Nothing for me but lifting, working and sleeping alone without anyone to snuggle for three whole weeks
Feels bad, man.

I haven't gotten laid in 6 months I've gotten close, I've been anti-social and lame, realizing that this is all because I've been away from the gym. Organized some statistical workouts from the new STRSTD site can someone recommend me a good program I need Veeky Forums to hold me tight and fuck my loose little butthole

I'm probably going to be spending the entirety of the 4th by myself. I'll probably be lifting for at least a portion of it.

after 5 years of trying to deal with it myself i've come to the conclusion that i need help.
besides i live in a country where healthcare pays for such things.

Lol

Sexual desires and preferences i cant control make me a creep. Got it.

At least in that individual is of age.
You should go browse for a while

you fuck'n serious with this whiny beta bullshit. Harden the fuck up. Be more independent and self-sustaining. fuck. try to imagine what it's like to deploy for 4-6 months every year. or worse year long stints overseas

>3 weeks
>try a 12 month deployment

Holy fuck bro i didnt see your post before i made mine....

Are you literally me?

I started working out/eating right everyday on the 18th. I dropped from 217 to 209. It feels fucking great, and I hope I can keep this going, because it's honestly the best I've felt in months. I figure if I keep this up, the weight drop will normalize to around 2 lbs a week, 3 at most, but I'm totally fine with that right now. It just feels like progress of some kind.

Boss wants to introduce me to a new qt at work. Told her I'm just going to use sick leave.
I'm sure it will be fine, but my mind goes like completely blank and I can't do much talking besides the regular rituals.

there's no +24 hours timezone user

> mfw people in this thread whining about some months of not getting laid
> the last i've had a gf/sex was 5 years ago
> no idea how to talk to girls
> don't even know how i got the first one
> reading mansons models doesn't really help
> more like the opposite

why the fuck are all of you guys so fucking normal
i should probably just sudoko right away

>triggered

Well it's Thursday for me m8
But I'll bite

>tfw currently cutting
>tfw looked at old pic with I was 190 at 6'4
>tfw being fat my whole childhood I thought I looked like shit at 190 down from 290
>realize now I looked good
>made mad strength gains on my first ever bulk
>hate this cutting but it's got to be done

>works really slow to none cause it's summer time
>thinking about getting a part time job at like a grocery store until work picks up again
>tfw no gf
>tfw talking to tinder bitches got a date set up for tomorrow
>Mfw it's my first official date off of tinder
>I've met girls off of tinder before but we already knew we were gonna fuck.

Incoming blog post, I don't actually gaf if anyone reads this but need to vent.

>be me 21, 235lbs 6' fatass
>work at hotel with a few qts who work in the restaurant
>catch oneitis for 9/10 qt 3.14 blasian despite managing to gf the 5'0" qt 8/10
>break up with 8/10 qt after ~5months
>over the next 6 months drop to 185 ~14%bf and get relatively Veeky Forums
>blasian notices and starts flirting
>I try to get her to hang out with me and she bails every time, but other people say she does the same to them
>she's still flirty af in person and says she wants to hang out, but still doesn't follow through
>this goes on for about 2.5 weeks
>just started a new job this week and won't be seeing blasian qt much anymore
>told her to hmu when she's ready to actually kick it

It's been a little over a week and I really can't imagine that I'll hear from her, which fucking blows because I'm still nearly certain that she's at least somewhat into me, but she's so antisocial and full of anxiety she manages to find an excuse to bail every time. I just don't get it lads, the least she could do is tell me she's not interested if that's the case, and if not Idk if I am patient enough to deal with this shit anymore.

Kek

>plenty of loli threads on /b my friend

I believe in you man, it wasn't easy, need to leave your comfort zone.

Download tinder, go to bars, talk to people, join a club, etc.

...

Come on dude
Really?
Be good to yourself consistently
Please dude really
Flex your muscles and let it feel good
Eat tons of food to fuel your body
Take care of yourself like you love yourself because every living thing deserves to do that
Enjoy your body as it takes you through life like some sort of feely-ship

no

It's friday in Australia, retard

>states a fucking fact
>gets called on b8

Summer pls go

but not evening, these threads are usually late night friday feels

who hurt you user. why are you so triggered

Better hope your package isn't with Canada Post bruh

>australia
>relevant

OMG Le triggered MUNKY FACE xD

>mfw ive never had a gf or kissed a girl
>turning 20 in a month

I honestly feel like im going to die a virgin. Im in college and its the best time in my life to be getting laid but i cant so i cant see how it will change. Im not antisocial or anything like that i have some friends but every girl ive asked out rejects me.

Anybody else like this? How have you accepted you will be alone forever?

Idk if you're ready, you still post on 4chins

where the fuck still does a 12 month deployment?

fkn isis?

>tfw fat depressed neet for over 5 years
>start lifting 3months ago
>start to crave healthier food
>start to feel better, stop ordering shit food
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>up the weights in muh routine
>shoulder starts hurting after a few workouts
>read here i should stop training for a week
>havent been at the gym for 12 days cuz shoulder still hurt
>today went again, do my back and triceps
>couldnt do whole routine cuz shoulder start acting up again
>sheeeeeet

afterwards went to bk, double whopper with cheese and chilicheese fries took that shit to my ex ate rolled j and fucked her good. guess its not all bad. but i just want to be able to work out again.

>tfw no gf

relax guy, dont believe the jews that tell you life is short, its not, its painfully long. just find shit you enjoy and do them. one day a cutie will show up and you will get along just fine. then you will have sex naturally. you cant force that shit, people are different you dont have to have sex now. dont give your body to some random slut, it will suck. when you do stuff you enjoy and get better at it then you will become a beacon of light and that will attract le grills. trust senpai.

Go to the doctor!
I had that same fucking mindset that it'll eventually get better, it usually does but sometimes it doesn't. It's been 6 months and I'm just now approaching 100%. If I would've never went to the doctor and given physical therapy it could've taken multiple years to heal on its own.

>tfw making steady gains but know I need to get back to cutting again soon

nah fami it's best to get a good one or atleast have someone reliable to talk to because sorting it out yourself is basically just shoving your problems into the back of your mind and getting fucked later. u sound hurt

i will. the guy at the gym also said i should see a doctor. there is def somethig wrong with that shoulder, otherwise both would hurt i guess. physical therapy it is m8

>lost 90 pounds last year
>maintained that weight for seven months come tomorrow
>made extremely slow progress on gains
>can't decide if I want to cut more, or start bulking
>want to sign up for a gym, but don't know how much longer I'm going to be living in my area or if I'll have to move
>got promoted at work but otherwise not much has changed in life
>still have no gf

I feel like I've been going absolutely nowhere for these past few months too.

fat fuck here, get back to your diet.
don't let the injury fuck over your gains. dont throw it all down for a few minutes of pleasure.
get back to it, man.

damn how does it feel to represent our country and yet you post on a cartoon porn image forum?

Ask if someones still using the weights. If they say "No" you say "Well how about unracking your weights mate, it's not that hard you came here to lift weights, fucking clean up after yourself".
Also just worry about you, the other lads will ask if they need a spot.
Re-read the sticky and do some GOMAD if needed.

Dont give up because theres some assholes in your gym. Fuck them.

>Been staying with grandma at her condo for the past two weeks.
> The gym only has dumbbells but I've been pistols and hill sprints to make up for it
> Grandma just goes to the pool and walks around all day
> We just eat dinner together and I drive her places if she needs
> It's so nice I wake up at 8am after 9 hours of sleep
> I get a ton programming done and still have time to ride bike and talk to cuties
>mfw I leave tomorrow and have to go back loud house with annoying parents

it wasnt even like that bro. i only ate like 200cals today before going to the gym. half an your cardio took 400cals away. from the bk i gained about 1600 back. my daily intake is 3500, pic related.

so despite the literall shit i ate i am not getting fatter. but i also loose muscle mass because i didnt eat enough. am i wrong? total newfag here

unironically forgot pic

>doing my ride alongs with paramedics
>patient has a home nurse
>grandma is literally dying
>Home nurse: "are you single?"
>me: "what?"
>home nurse: "your cute"

WHAT kind of fucked up feel is this

She wants to steal away your inheritance. Don't do it family.

>life went from lame to absolute hell in a year
>everything is alot better now still shit but much more better
>job cutting hours
>get convicted over drug stuff
>lost alot of friends
>i feel alot dumber now due to excessive drug use but mainly alcohol that fucked me up
>been sober for a couple of weeks
>slowly going back to my old lift routine
>still in debt, dont know what to do in life
>rent is raised, can't really do anything. Stuck in a wageslave limbo where I can't progress to anything.

It's been rough time but I know if I just keep it steady and try my best not to relapse again i'll make it through. Wish me luck mates

we're all gonna make it, never forget the lessons learned

> live with parents
> no job
> no motivation
> life is on pause for months now

got to get a job and get the fuck out of here. lifting though, but I think I fucked my back up from deadlifts.

>Get fired from shitty job a few weeks ago
>Already getting tons of interviews at much better companies
>Reading tons of good books to increase my skillset
>Getting more of a social life
>Have increased my PR raw DL by 20lbs in the past month (525lbs now)

Feeling good man

>>havent been at the gym for 12 days cuz shoulder still hurt

Either go to a doctor, or start stretching it. Don't dick around.

Look harder than you think you possibly can for a better job and go for it

>Trying to make friends at the gym

Read models. Its all about confidence, making yourself vulnerable, and knowing how to carry a conversation.

What routine.

I have to see my mom tomorrow after 2 years of not speaking to her. feeling nervous asf. i might just cancel last minute lol

>changed diet
>pooping 2-3 times a day every day with no sign of a regular time
>want to go back to my 2-3 times a week

> eat 1600-1800 cals for the last 10 days
> maintenance is 2500 cals
> eat at or below 100g carbs each day
> should have technically lost 1kg+ of bodyfat
> weigh the same
> forever 20% bf

???

>Didn't get into dream school for transferring
>have to do another semester at CC
feels meh man, trying not to be down about it because that's how I get depressed in the first place

>Look pretty great out of my cut, an aunt I haven't seen in a long time asked me if I ate cause I have the sunken cheek and strong jaw look that was hiding under my fat face
>Did starting social long enough that I can say pretty much anything and girls will laugh and smile
Feels good to be attractive.

Quit drinking so much water the night before you weigh yourself.

Make sure you take a shit the day before you weigh yourself.

Weigh yourself in the morning right away.

>10 days
LMAOing @ ur life

Those are your calories to maintain your weight, eat less and you'll lose weight, you'll lose much more fat than muscle because you have WAY more fat than muscle

Seriously, lower it at least below 3000 you fat fuck and the weight will fly off

Feels pretty damn disappointing to not be in anymore.

My entire life has fallen apart

> less than 6 days to get fit
> still 50lbs overweight

Had a sex dream this morning but the chick was a combination of my recent ex gf and this chick from uni i've been chatting to.
At times she would look like my ex then like this new chick, fucking bizzaro bro.
Not really making anything of it but i hadn't had a sex dream for a good 3+ years.

on a side note my hamstring has been flaring up again so no gym for me today =(

My man. Sets of 20 are amazing for dat pump and size.

youtu.be/O_J89LJSvL8?t=1m33s