That guy who is a fat peace of shit and has been that way for 30 years despite "trying" not to be

I resent this fat piece of human garbage. I'm going to watch some of his videos and start NoFap tonight. Thanks OP

exactly, which is why it's a wonder how he's still alive

This board and /r9k/ take the prize for bitter fucking losers who do nothing but hate on others all day long. Why the fuck do you think about boogie even? Why do you take time out of your day to hate on someone because they are fat? That's fucking pathetic

Post your physique :)

not an argument

I weight 68kg, get your fucking life together and stop hating someone because they are fat you bitter loser.

>mfw he lives less than 30 minutes away from me and apparently goes to one of the card shops in town. If I was still into mtg I'd try catching him there but I really can't think of a good reason to bother

fat people are lazy and a drain on society

Do you even know where you are ? I'm not hating on anyone it's just the truth, he's fat, he's edgy, he's a pseud, he has no face or frame, he has no humor, has no wit, has no redeeming qualities

yeah, fuck boogie that weak bitch, just eat less you fucking loser.

Being that weak disgusts me, take charge of your life FFS

Are those stories about mtg player true? the filthy stuff?

they're obsessed with the lifestyle and identify themselves with it as well as the community. it's always about something else other than actually working out.

> he has no humor, has no wit, has no redeeming qualities
There are hundreds of thousands of people who view his shit on a daily basis, whether you think its funny or not doesnt matter.

I don't even watch his shit but jesus christ you edgy shits really are something else

doesn't matter to what? retards watch all kinds of shit, popularity does not determine quality. he's popular because he's fat as shit and acted like a retard in several videos which went viral, because a flailing fat shit is funny

you don't get to act like you don't care while you're literally defending him

I've watched boogie for years and I enjoy watching him but I have zero respect for him as a person, so many excuses for not losing weight but the most annoying thing is his inability to form a fucking opinion because he's so worried about hurting someone's feelings or saying something you might not agree with, grow a spine and stop sucking off your viewers

I'm saying creating threads where you hate on someone because they are fat is pathetic, you are literally taking time from your day to talk to your imaginary internet buddies about how this fat guy is a waste of life because he is fat.

grow up for fucks sake

You are doing the exact same thing defending him.

I think you're over valuing my time, prof

I honestly don't know the stories you're talking about, I was a casual player and stopped playing when my friends stopped.

I had a friend who got jock's itch from letting some hambeast touch his cards after getting a good scratch

I hate boogie. I hate that man because he let me down. I wanted him to be an amazing role model for overweight teens, nerdy fatters like I was growing up. But he let me down, I hope he dies soon. That's the only good example that can be made of him.

youtube.com/watch?v=HZ1cUup0ATg

how many calories is he consuming everyday if he has lost 20 lbs in like 2 years? i wonder how's the relationship with his wife, maybe she's an enabler.

I dont judge him, sure it's a fucking failure to lose only 20 lbs in 2 years if you're like 500lbs, but i was 323 lbs at one point in my life, i got my shit together, it was hard af and i dont even have any childhood traumas or depression, i can imagine how hard it must be for him. I truly feel for the guy but at this point he has like a 2% chance of ever making it

>peace
Apparently we haven't learned our homophones.

y all the hate on boogie all of a sudden?

hey whats up youtube commin attcha with another video where I explain I was hurt as a child and never made a chance at change in the past 30 years of my life because I'm the victim, lets talk about le video games now

youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

That's just unsanitary, it's a small minority as far as I know but I've met more kids on my campus trying to live in the apartments outside that make me cringe

Holy shit those digits.

I hate boogie because he is a false prophet. He is so fucking pathetic. He has hundreds of thousands of fans who look up to and love him. A giant support network of close friends and a wife and what does he do with it? FUCKING NOTHING
>I can't lose weight because i can't exercise
Exercise only makes up 30% of a persons calories.
>I can't lose weight because of my hormones
It's calories in calories out you cunt.
>D-Don't bully fat people it does no good! Fat people already hurt

He makes me extra mad because i have been overweight. I know just how fucking degenerate he must be because even at my lowest point i was 200 pounds lighter than him.

The worst part though. He supports obamacare because it is paying for all his numerous doctor visits.
Does he care about the tremendous burden he is on the tax payer? no
Does he care that ordinary people can't fucking use it? No
Does he care that the 1000 dollar mandate is fucking killing the poor? Of course not

I fucking hate him.

Get the fuck out, piece of fuckin shit

oh shit

nigga is moving on a kart now ?

youtube.com/watch?v=-plUBr6Ba6w

well that's depressing

The guy uses his weight to hold pity parties to divert from his blatantly misinformed opinions.

well at least he can get that new stomach pump since he has no discipline.

Why did you take the time to point this out?

There also is an argument to be teased out of his post. Two even. Their both 1 premise arguments, but they're there.

Regardless, this new meme about "every post needs to be an impeccable argument with respect to all major systems of logic if I disagree with it" is really fucking stupid.

t. someone who likes logic

Lel, why're you getting so mad user? Is it really worth it?

He can exercise

Even the morbidly obese can do shit like bicycle kicks

his army of fat beta redditors man

not an argument

if he ate just one entire large little caesars a day he would still lose wait wtf.

hey cleetus have you fucked your sister today?

How do you even get that fat?

I mean he can make all the excuses in the world for himself, at the end of the day he's the one going to die young due to preventable issues.

I used to feel sorry for people in his position, because at my highest I was 340lbs, but now I've slowly grown to fucking hate them for all the constant bullshit excuses they make for themselves.

Fuck you Boogie.

I'm vegan

This is the reason I disagree with you in making excuses for him.

He has such an amazing support system, he doesn't have to go to a job, he has a wife, adoring fans.

He could use that the help him so, so much, he could get psychiatric help for his past traumas hell he could probably get his fans to start a go fund me or pattern to assist him even more.

He has amazing tools and advantages but used none of it to better himself he uses it as a crutch to justify this way living and anytime he makes a video crying about his weight people will coddle him and if he makes a video saying he's going to start losing weight they'll cheer him on endlessly and then he'll feel that sense of accomplishment t without actually doing it.

He has more than most and has done nothing with it.

That's why I genuinely hate him and it's justified.

People have done so much more with less but he didn't really try

The fact he hasn't lost weight and still his this huge is telling you that his calorie in take must be phenomenal.

It has to be 6000+ daily at least. Cut that in half his weight would Fucking drop.

>He has such an amazing support system
All they do is tell him that he's a great guy despite his weight and he doesn't really need to change.

>"Do your best but don't be afraid to fail, we love you anyways"
That's all he hears whenever he makes another whining video.

I addressed that, it's a two way street he could use it as "all this people care about me, I have self worth, I'm worth it, they want to see me happy"

Instead yeah he just let's it make him temporarily content and complacent, reality comes, rinse and repeat until his death which must be soon isn't he in his late 40s?

He will definitely be dead or live the rest of his live in hospital care within the next 5-10 years.

He's got a pretty great voice. That's one.

>Do your best
fuck you, like that's your best. if that's really your best then just end your fucking life now

If boogie would just cut down to say, 4000kcal so twice what he should be eating, he'd lose weight. Hell if he just cut out simple carbs and added fats he'd lose weight.

boogie is eating over 6000 calories a day, easily. let's put that into perspective, imagine eating all of these.

Why is everybody in the comment section so positive?

Its surreal

That actually makes 6000 calories/day seem reasonable. I could eat six burgers in a day.

No, this guy needs to eat his vegetables instead of calorie-dense foods that leave you hungry.

And you're that guy that wears basketball shorts to the gym.

I feel so much fucking disdain for him it's unreal.

He's the fucking definition of the kind of guy who just says whatever he needs to in order to be liked.

I'll concede that he's a genuinely nice man. I don't hate him. I just feel disdain for him. He is incapable of achieving anything worthy of respect.

He's rich and successful despite being "weak" and that makes unsuccessful people who made better life choices envious.

Realize that Boogie is one fucked up son of a bitch. The happy guy you see on camera isn't who he is 24/7. He lives a nightmare every day of his life. He's never gonna make it, but he's content and has more loved ones than all of Veeky Forums combined. Who's the real loser here?

He's used a kart for years since his weight has fucked his knees and back so badly that he's in chronic pain.

found the lardass!

If he cannot walk anymore, it means he shouldn't be able to stuff massive amounts of food down his throat.

Someone is enabling him by bringing him all the food he consumes. That person is his future murderer.

probably his wife waiting to cash the will money in

"wife" not helping him in any way, o she's normal weight as well, taking pics with other guys...it all makes sense

What a fucking despicable cunt.

What he needs to do is go on an all liquid diet. It has worked for other mega fats.

You strap them to a bed and only give them milk.

It is like Gomad except done to slim instead of bulk.

It's really not that fucking hard to lose wieght. Especially at his size. He could lose 200 pounds in 1 year.

Gastric bypass surgery is very effective in treating morbidly obese people.

Question is whether he would survive the surgery and be able to recover from it.

But he's not beyond hope.

he probably gets really upset that he gets cucked by someone not 1 million kilos then falls out of his scooter and has to call 911 again :(

working with an obese person has made me despise them.

>5'8, estimated 450 lbs
>he does less work due to "muh cuhndishuns" which means the rest of our team has to pick up his slack
>even though he's our "fill in guy" he's completely unreliable and flat our unable to work 3rd shifts because he'll fall asleep and unable to work 1st because he's unwilling to get up that early
>leaves an absolutely disgusting work station, just covered with crumbs, salt, and grease
>he's a hoarder, he refuses to throw away excess condiments and napkins
>he smells absolutely foul
>has broken 2 office chairs in 4 months
>he's a mongoloid level of retarded and I was promoted over him and paid more in 1.5 months, he refuses to train in new job skills even if it would get him raises(probably terrified of having to do some work)

i dont know how he hasnt been fired desu

He comes to work every day with BK (2 double whoppers, 20 nuggets, large fry, silo-sized dr pepper and he refills the silo with an additional 6 pack of dr pepper he brings. Think that's enough food to sustain this man for 8 hours? Hell no. He constantly asks people leaving the site to pick up more food for him. Usually another whopper, 10 more nuggets, and a small fry

what kind of work do you do?

he could literally not eat for months and he wouldnt die. kek

security/safety at a large pharma r&d/manufacturing plant.

people at the plant really fucking hate the guy because we have some hazardous work zones (-90 c chillers, "clean room" where dangerous chemicals are used) and they know he's lazy and incompetent and if someone got into a "final destination" situation and the fail-safes before him failed someone could get killed.

>split shifts
>crumbs salt and grease
>condiments and napkins
>Smelly cunt

Cook/Chef?

Yes. There are plenty of normal, well groomed people who play magic, but there are just as many who are filthy monsters of all shapes, sizes, and races.

I've had to walk out of rooms where there were a lot of them because I was gagging from the scent of BO mixed with farts and pepperoni pizza smell. It's awful. God bless the stores that have hygiene requirements now because I bet they're losing money.

/YOUTUBE/ FUCKING WHEN?!

>stores that have hygiene requirements
>something as basic as being not filthy should have an express rule enforcing it
This is failure in parenting

this is the funniest mtg thing you will read about

buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/man-goes-to-magic-the-gathering-tournament-poses-next-to-but?utm_term=.ewWwVv8wK#.txG9EnB90

I too was disappointed, but I don't wish harm on him. Sure, he's an excuse machine, but he's not one of the cunts saying, "big is beautiful," or "health at any size." He's not shoving a SJW agenda down my throat - he just seems to like gaming and that's cool. I honestly don't think he would've talked about his weight if others didn't bring it up so much

funny as fuck. wizards banned him from their events for a year for this.

Conspiracy theory incoming boys, hear me out on this one

Boogie 2988's wife is either enabling him to eat more than he should, or spiking his food/drinks with extra sugar/olive oil to keep him fat. This is to ensure that he'll die soon, and then she can inherit that Youtube cheddar

He got married around Oct 2013

youtube.com/watch?v=ddjrNDfbPr8
This video is from Jan 2014, where he says he was making progress (560->500), but since the wedding had gained 50 lbs. It starts at 1:30, and he said he was back on a diet again with her though, but I'm still hesitant.

Also note that he had ups and downs before getting married, but none of this "MUH GENES!" bullshit came into place until AFTER he got married. Pic related.

One of the reasons I support a voluntary society. No welfare state = no fatties gaming the system to stay fat and unaccountable for their stupid life choices.

not to even mention this picture.

>jack in the box is my daily intake
>B O I

if he could actually find and reach his penis

>ohh god this makes me wonder how he pisses, he probably just pisses into a fat fold and it funnels out somewhere like a rain gutter...

he'd probably fap to cuckold porn

>eating 1000 cals a day
eat more skelly

he pisses on his lil fat balls while preppin the bull

woh is ddp?

link please?

he'll be in heaven with all the magic and vidya he can every imagine

stop taking everything so seriously

Also, did he really shit himself at the convention?

The fat turd wouldn't even lose weight to raise 10,000$ for charity and to SAVE HIS OWN LIFE.

youtube.com/watch?v=py-TPupgEgg

Why would Boogie ever lose weight? The second he does he loses his disability and all the money he makes from youtube.

Its not that he CAN'T lose weight, he doesn't WANT to lose weight.

Good choice in boats fellow general

Still boogie because I can actually walk to the toilet to take a shit instead of using a bedpan like I bet he does now.

Health is wealth.

I don't get it. Why doesn't he just hop on DNP and some roids if he really wanted to lose weight? At this point roids are probably his best chance. And with his appetite, aren't there any appetite suppressants? I get it if normal people don't have the willpower because they're too lazy etc; but Boogie has a shit ton of cash and his job is to sit in front of the PC and talk. He has all the time in the world to order some shady drugs to lose weight.

cuz hed overheat to death from the amount of carb-dense foods he eats every day.