Kinky workouts

My girl is coming over tomorrow.
I got a bench and some weights, the only kinky workout I know is the bench one.
Do you guys have anymore?

>implying Veeky Forums has a gf

How do you guys do it with each other?

I am just working with an extra hole.

Get her to peg you with the barbell

>needing a girl to sit on your lap to improve your lifts
>not being able to channel your inner rage for high school bullies into improving your lifts

You could have her lay on top of you while you do pushups / planks. Hard mode: do this all while nekkid

godspeed OP

Do push ups with your dick In her mouth
Make her do squats on your face
Do that thing where she wraps her legs around you and does sit ups, with your dick In her, do it sitting if you're not strong enough
Put some maple syrup in her asshole and make her stand on all four with her ass in your face, then do crunches and you can't stop until you licked it all up

Have fun with the barbell dropping on your chest brah, if you're anything like me and bench 3plates for reps I wouldnt let any bitch sit on my dick while benching

>maple

Imma go out and get that grade B maple syrup knowamsain?

>1 pl8
Shoo Shoo

mfw i believe this fact yet there is no way to know for sure

>he had highschool bullies
>he wasn't himself a highschool bully

nice try nerd

You can use chocolate or peanut butter or whatever, I just find the maple goes nicely with the taste of ass
Plus it has a nice texture

Pull ups if you're not a pussy.

Just fuck on the bench. Leave the weights alone, even the bar is dangerous.

Sounds like some nigger made this up

>There is a new study...that I'm not going to reference at all

over 60% of stats in those meme things are fucking bullshit anyway

Thats not even 1pl8, more like 25pounds

Does it increase if the woman sitting on your hip is high test?

Does it go off the charts if she's fat?

>People actually thinking the OP pic is a legit quote
Fucking summer

I broke my PR for deads when my female coworker came with. I watched her deadlift to see how her "form" was and she had on the shortest shorts imaginable. Holy shit my test.

You asps think I actually give a shit about the "study" I just wanna fuck and lift at the same time.

>over 60% of stats in those meme things are fucking bullshit anyway
>60% of stats are fucking bullshit
>60% over 60% of stats in those meme things are fucking bullshit anyway

Are you retarded?

...

Do situps into her ass

>he didn't have a high school bully that was repressing his homosex side

>he WASN'T the high school bully that was repressing his homosex side

>He didn't have a highschool bully that turned him homosex

Put nutella on her ass and kill your dick, as disturbing images from the internet flashes before your eyes.