Machines for Aesthetics

Why does Veeky Forums have such autism over compound cable machines? They are fucking GOAT for building joocy mass.
Seriously quit with the SS autism and muh functional strength. Machines are great for aesthetics.

>why do people who care about functional strength care about functional strength?
>calling other people autistic
>being a tripfag
I like your taste in girls tho

>cables
>machines
not the same
also I do most of my accessories on cable machines, easy to superset shit

Eh. Once you get to heavy enough weight on the dumbbells and shit, machines are gay. I only do one exercise in my whole PPL routine that uses cables/machines and that's the triceps push down thingy.

>sweeping, uninformed generalizations about an entire board, most of which are untrue

Go back to /r9k/, /v/, /a/, reddit, or wherever you came from.

>functional strength
I work out just for aesthetics.
I do cardio for actual health benefits.
>calling people autistic
Sorry but barbell elitist fags are just as bad as Gentoo fags. Yeah that's great you like spending one day a week compiling for 0.5% efficiency gains but who fucking cares.
>trip
Veeky Forums has the most trips on this Mongolian fishing board I bet you suck trappy's dick the moment he comes on don't lie.
>taste in girls
She identifies as a feminist and is frankly past her prime. I would definitely smash but she wouldn't be good long term gf material.

fuck off newdyel and take your trip and ugly bitch with you

I respect asthetic fags, but I don't like stronkfags being disrespected.
And yes, I would suck trappys no homo tho.
also >not being so burned up with women that you have become a player and trick them into love and then dump them
it's 2016 nigga

>new
I've been around Veeky Forums for years. I don't always have the trip on. I was known more for avatars.
>not being burned out with women
learn to read
'I would definitely smash but she wouldn't be good long term gf material.'

>I've been around Veeky Forums for years.
>I was known more for avatars.
>I'm Veeky Forums famous!

>posts YouTube cancer
>Veeky Forums fame
you've clearly never been to cow have you?

>I'm a celebrity on muh sekret club website b-but I don't always have my tripe on, but people know who I am!

More than I can say for you fagatron.

Training doesn't really matter that much. Go to the gym andd bust your ass, come back and eat a lot, eventually you'll be big. Stop eating loads to get aesthetic if you want

>More than I can say for you fagatron.

Pull your head out of your ass you fag

>Known for my avatars

Do you get off on shitposting on anonymous image boards to get attention?

I don't even trip, but I'm known for being 6'4"
feels good man
and in case you had any doubts
yea, I pull bitches

No, free weights are objectively better than machines in every quantifiable way. Literally the only advantages to machines are:

1. "safety", and even that is arguably just an illusion.
2. Smaller learning curve for those who don't lift (e.g. elderly, women, etc.)

>"bro I don't want to use gentoo. It's too hard; I'll just stick to windows 10"
kill yourself

>get off on
That would be Japanese bukkake
>windows 10
kek. I'll stick with Windows 8.1 Pro that I got free from uni thanks lad.