Who here /bodyweight fitness/?

Who here /bodyweight fitness/?

>tfw making crazy pullup and pushup gains
>not as hungry all the time and am getting visibly more shredded by the day
>not walking around with my cns fried all day feels great
>cardio gains

Remind me again why you touch weights?

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DESU i've forgotten why I lift. Cant really make huge gains anymore, so I just enjoy the suffering.
>inb4 edgelord

Because i can only do a couple sets of pullups before i burn out
tfw 6'4 195 lanky monkey arms.
so i train lat pulldowns because i can only do 2-3 sets of pullups 6 on a good day.
Besides, alot of people who are super committed to the "bar life" just come off like preachy vegans with their heads up their own asses. Dont look down on me for deadlifting, go do your group "pistol squats"
lol jk we all know you don't train legs.

Ive never done a pistol squat in my life family. Ive always had narurally big legs so the only thing I do for them is the stationary bike. Crazy pump and awesome cardio. Its easier mentally for me to tackle than running as well

Nice clickb8 got me to reply/10

I hate seeing this dirty slut

kek you sound like the average dyel
if you're doing it right your upper body will be dis proportioned to your lower body if you dont train legs

>all body types are the s-same guys
>he trains differently than me, must be a dyel!

Kys

>Ive always had narurally big legs so the only thing I do for them is x
The sentence which has never been uttered by anybody who actually looks fit

^source me pls

Lol stationary bike. Why not just cycle outside

i dont care if you want to be ottermode and have no focus on legs
dont claim to have big legs when all you do is ride a bike

Why are you so hostile?

I'm with you OP

Most people here are super skinny or extra fat so skinnies need some body mass before this will make them look good and not some ripped tiny dude. Fatties need the weights bc this kind of stuff is too difficult and hard to motivate thru.

Bye bye

So I don't get your disgusting body

I touch weights so I can touch bigger weights, faggot.

>Eat less than usual two days in a row
>this causes my reps numbers on the next session to go down
>still have a lot of fat so im trying to eat less

?????????

I think that you lack the proper technique to make good pull up gains.
I see lots of people going for a pull up with their arms going put to the front, and not to the sides, and with their back hollow instead of clenched.
Basically, use your lats, traps and back instead of arms.

Simply untrue. Learn to into genetics

Because I dont own a bike but they have stationary at my gym.

Im not? Look at the others attacking me in this thread.

Ive got your ip address. Whos laughing now bitchboi?

Have a gym membership but do exclusively bodyweight lol

who is this cum mum?

Holy fuck it's that guy from the SIR comic!

I also have a gf but fuck exclusively your mom lol

He said all he does for legs is stationary bike that doesn't mean that's literally the exercise he does you illiterate cuck.

I've got naturally big legs myself and used to think like that, focusing on upper to try and balance out. I've recently realized that was fucking stupid and decided that if I'm going to have big legs anyway, they might as well be muscular.

This chubby, sweaty party whore churns my butter every time.

I want to bust a nut in her sweaty crotch-hole

she's all wet from the shower

this fucking cameraman

you

just

know

I want to mount this sweaty bitch raw and make her have my abortion.

enjoy your syphilis

enjoy your virginity

It's curable, I don't care

>chubby

U wot m8

God damn she actually made my balls tingle. 10/10 would fornicate.

wow no wonder Veeky Forums never gets laid. fucking gross lads

Moving to a bigger place soon, priority one is to get a bodyweight-oriented home gym going. Anybody do this?

what kind of girl do you like m8?

See

because I sometimes want to move things heavier than me

desu this is the right amount of chub

...

that's the irony family.

girls will have a little chub and be the most sensual sexual creatures, then when they get down to bone skinny to look "sexy" they lose all their sexuality

Lol you have a gf but don't fuck her

Nice trips and dubs m8. I usually lift because it's fun to set goals and achieve them.

2chubby4me mate

MY GOD THIS SHIT IS BRILLIANT WHERE IS THE SET F A M

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Only a few more unfortunately, in either direction in the gallery

Lifting weights is just more practical desu. Weighted dips still count as weightlifting btw.

why is she squeezing bodywash all over her on a countertop? it makes no sense

why am i finding this chubster attractive even though i'm a hungry skeltal that likes skinny chicks? it makes no sense

why is my penis getting absurdly erect inside my underwear even though i already came today? it makes no sense

You been squatting? squats increase test

based user we salute you

>weighted dips

You might be an homo tbqhwyf

i just squatted another load out. does that increase or decrease test?

jump in a ditch degenerate

used to be a pullup bro. was not nearly as strong as I am now, lifting 5X5.

I do bodyweight training. This thread is bait.

That's a big ass

Underrated

Well obviously you wont be as strong. Its like comparing apples to oranges. The problem with this thread is most of Veeky Forums is underage and dont realize that lifting to be strong may not be what makes you feel the best, and/or be the healthiest. A powerlifting routine is simply not the best for everyone. Not knocking it, just speaking from experience

Still no pics.
I'm a fat fuck, but where's da proof?

nice meme buddy

sorry, I was lazy. I meant that my overall athleticism, even the number of pull ups and muscle ups I can do, is much higher.
granted, 5X5 is only on day in the week, the rest is circuits/running.
This board is indeed obsessed with the dillema whether to be insanely strong or moderately strong and athletic.

Do you not enjoy CNS fatigue? It means you actually pushed yourself near your limit. If you actually enjoy not feeling CNS fatigue you might as well just throw on a fedora, grab a 24 pack of mountain dew and a couple party size bags of doritos, and start jackin it to fluttergum ponies.

4 U

The vegeta face fucking killed me

>tfw making crazy pullup and pushup gains
no doubt, because your bodyweight decreases

>not as hungry all the time and am getting visibly more shredded by the day
so you're actively losing mass (both muscle and fat)

>not walking around with my cns fried all day feels great
so whilst training you actually trained completely wrong

>cardio gains
great. cool. awesome

>not as hungry all the time and am getting visibly more shredded by the day
you are burning muscle and fat. you should have more cravings for food and more food in you.
>not walking around with my cns fried all day feels great
you aren't doing it right.
>cardio gains
eat more. eat more!

Remind me again why you touch weights?
remind me again why you don't fucking eat.

>this guy gives you fitness advice

kek, you delusional fuck
I'm out of here this board is over

who are you quoting?

breh