Friday night

>You don't have to get hammered to enjoy a club.

Top kek fucking normie

>with friends
if i had friends OP, i would.

>tfw no friends
>tfw kissless virgin

NO GOING OUT, WORK, PAY YOUR TAXES THEN FUCKING DIE

>normie
what does this mean to you? Anybody who doesn't do things exactly the way you would have done them? You have autism mate

im sure that'll all change when you break your deadlift PR :)

>post the reason you lift if it isn't for grills.

i like looking at myself in the mirror without wanting to puke

>not getting completely fucking shithouse wasted

you guys are missing out on the fun

>You have autism mate

Of course, I wouldn't be here otherwise, would I?

don't be a neet and study or work
find hobbies you can do with others

if you want ofc

>being that guy who always gets really fucked up and can't drive himself home and gets annoying to deal with when he's too drunk
nobody wants to tell you user because they are your friends and don't want to hurt your feelings, but you need to cut back.

Also my best nights have been when I was only slightly buzzed, the worst nights have been when I got shitfaced

Why not just find a house party or hold one of your own instead of going to a bar or club where you'd spend a stupid amount of money on weak drinks and maybe meet a girl that will fuck you and give you chlamydia.

>enjoy
>club

Because I'm short and live in Sweden.

You're a normie if you can go to a club not hammered. Like what you don't even have social anxiety ?

>clubs

im not a pleb user, maybe thats why

I lift because I would kill myself if I didnt. I have a purpose in life because of it.

you don't need to be shitfaced to get the liquid courage mate it starts to come on after a buzz

I'm getting fit for these reasons
a) allows me to justify being a shut in
b) I want to run and do triathlons with my dad, maybe a half marathon if I can achieve that within a year or two
c) I DON'T want to follow the path of the male relatives in my family (blood related) and become a fatass
d) boost my self esteem and not hate myself... so far thats been slowly progressing.
e) inspire my overweight probably obese friend to make the change needed, even though he's dropped some weight.
f) have already established fitness when I get a job

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Brutal dude. You sound like the living dead. Dancing and getting fucked up and meeting strangers is fun.

My dad died buried under rubble I couldn't lift back when a tree fell on our house a couple of years back
One of the last things he said was "son can you lift this off me?"
I couldn't
So yeah guess that sparked it

i do work
i have no hobbies though. i tried rock climbing a year ago, didn't make any friends there after a few months

clubs are shit

overpriced drinks and stuck up whores, woo fun

Go to different clubs, or go to bars instead? Chances are you've never been to a club so you are just making assumptions

ive already gone through my club phase

in retrospect, they are pretty shit. the only "fun" is getting drunk if you dont have to drive.

Predrink a bit and then go and dance. I find it to be a lot of fun if you choose the right place and I've met some really cool people.

If you don't enjoy dancing or meeting people then yeah a club sucks. But that's like saying a gym sucks if you don't like working out.

also most people dont want to go out, they just want to hang out with their gf and not drink

sucks when people get whipped, cant go by yourself cause that blows

>just want to hang out with their gf and not drink

I fucking laugh at my mate, as his new gf makes him go out and get wasted every weekend even though he rarely did beforehand

>tfw tonight is the first time I've ever been invited to a club

Gettin my good vibes goin

exception to the norm

most guys pick pussy over friendship sadly

i lift so i have a reason to eat, otherwise i'd starve myself to death.

i also don't get any pleasure from fucking sluts. i feel so empty inside afterwords. how does nobody else feel this. how can you enjoy making love to somebody you don't care about?

>I'm terrified of social interaction and disguise it by telling others to "grow up"

used to be all about that. i'm 25 now and over it.

went from going out 3-4 nights a week to not going out even once anymore. last time i went out was over 2 months ago and i don't miss it one bit.

enjoy it and live it up while you can brahs.

I don't want to spend money on hobbies.
I work online shilling in /pol/ and programming I don't really go outside unless it's for lifting.

I have a ton of fun whether I hook up or not. Dancing with girls is fun, dancing with friends is fun etc etc.

>all these flyover state americans thinking they know anything about clubbing
wew lad
protip: those shitty things you call "clubs", filled with wannabe celebrity whore and coked up bros wanting to fight everyone they see, arent actually clubs

wasnt fit during my club years, feels bad man

now im older and have noone to do stuff with

getting older blows, hard

I work night shift at a warehouse job. Make good money and it eats my nights but that's OK. Besides I'm not a people person really. I'm overweight so I always think people are looking at me. Easier for me to keep to myself
>24
>more money than I know what to do with
>nice car (paid off in full)
>great personality (so I'm told)
>still clueless about women, no action whatsoever.
>my interests are different from the standard party goers so can't even just hang with others

Yea I'll probably just drink alone again this Saturday. Maybe play some more call of duty. Getting rather good with that shotgun.

this sounds retarded i know, but how is dancing fun? i've never understood it either. not trying to talk down or criticize, just don't get the appeal.

its so weird to see people at clubs completely lose themselves into the music while i just nod my head with it.

Don't just go out and do your hobby by yourself. Go join a club for somrthing that interests you. It can even be anime or games but at least it makes you meet new people

I don't have friends here.

when you actually like the music playing and might possibly be cooked out of your mind

What possesses people to make these images?

not him

but there are no clubs for adults

maybe in college but yeah

Join a gym that has basketball courts or racket ball or something along those lines. Make friends that way.

Or just don't, friends are usually cancerous anyway.

I lift for the guys lmao

"friends" are just people that want to use you for their benefit

acquaintances is probably a better word. real friends are hard to find.

You're an idiot. You were probably that guy who goes way too far out of his way to try to get accepted into a group that never liked you to begin with

no I mean good friends are hard to find, most people are just looking after their own interests

autism

i'll be your friend.

im just saying, people throw the word friend around too casually

friends call you up to do stuff. if you hang out with people that doesnt make them friends.

>tfw hate clubs
>tfw only non-club bars where i live are all redneck dive pieces of shit
>tfw no friends
It's ok. I've accepted the fact that I'll die alone with my corpse discovered days after my passing, half eaten by my dog(s)

If you've ever had a runner's high it's like that but better.

Lift instead of vidya

>alcohol
>fun

pick one normie.

fucking numbwits enjoying fermented fruit drinks instead of doing something more fun
parties and booze vs raves and drugs.

if fatties only knew how much do amphetamines help on cut.
let's do some math.

booze and parties
3h of dancing cardio - 500kcals, provided you dance, not sit there..
4 shots, 2 beers and one cocktail - 1200kcal
food on way home cuz ur drunk - 400kcal
total: 1100kcal

wake up: hangover

drugs and rave
8h of dancing - 1400kcal
drinks? thanks senpai, ill have water.
eating on way home? no thanks man, my stomach feels stapled.

wake up: what a night.

Pregnant gf controls what i do.
>>mfw trying to fake smiles for everyone around me

>4 shots, 2 beers and one cocktail - 1200kcal

A shot is only like 80-90 calories dumbshit.

>drinking beer
>ever

>cocktail

what did you just drink a big gulp cocktail from 7-11 or something?

a pina colada is like 250-350 cals tops.

still a worse night than cardio rave.

My sex drive is non-existent. If I came home and a girl was lying naked on my bed I'm not sure I could even be bothered fucking her.

> why i dont play with that, just dont go out, have some beers to myself and realize shes not the one

I don't rightly like going out if there isn't a particularly good reason for it, i.e. a company celebration or representation dinners, birthdays (aka bro it's just once a year so you're drinking this meter of vodka), the national Great Liquor Day, or the local festival.
For the most part I'll just chill with my one friend and do something fun, maybe have a few drinks of good liquor.

I lift because I want to be on the other side of the spectrum now (used to be borderline morbidly obese) and also because lifting feels amazing, the gym is truly a temple of gains and serenity. The sloots and mires are just icing on the cake that is self-improvement.

its not, its an excuse to sexually present.

I hate clubs.

>being sober in a place full of drunk people

I honestly can't think of a worse way to spend the night.

because i could take some days without taking drugs otherwise..but if i go running 8-10 km and go to gym straight after my head is empty and i can deal with my shit

>not playing Overwatch during his free time
It's like you don't even want to make it m8.

>playing overwatch

kys

I hardly get hammered anymore. I had my experimental year when I turned 18. Got all sorts of fucked up.
>cocaine+DXM=Bad, mkay?
Nowdays I only drink enough to get that euphoria and reduced inhibitions.

>also, I saved that Pepe

wow musta got hella fucked up on dxm and coke:^)

...

Can't stand 3D.

Even after getting Veeky Forums they're boring as fuck to talk to. I focus on my hobbies and my waifu.

Gonna get that glorious VR future someday.

> tfw getting fitter but becoming more and more obsessed with anime

>picking up sloots

Gains are my mistress

It's only natural.

When you compare the narcissistic disingenuous nature of 3D to the glorious incarnation of femininity that is 2D there can be no doubt.

The age of "real women" is over.
The age of the Waifu has begun.

already have potential waifu

For myself.

Neglated myself for to long.
Body felt like shit, looked like shit, worked like shit. Finally realised i need to show my body some love and work out.

And it loves me back for it, and for a long time i feel actual appriciation for who i am and what i do.

>tl;dr who needs sloots when you can Veeky Forumseveralone

Yep pretty much. I didn't make it btw

>with friends

I'd go anywhere at this point
but I don't have friends
how do I get friends

full autism

this

whats so autistic about raving?

I end up going out once a fortnight/month and go hard.
It's more fun and I don't get bored of going to the same place over and over, along with that my gains aren't affected.

There's a whole world outside and y'all're arguing about how to best compartmentalize your living between shifts.

Default on your lease and walk to Argentina.

I hate loud places

I don't lift but I'm in good shape. But when I do it's not gunna be for girls. It'll be for me. Men have grown into such huge fucking pussies doing everything for girls. That's why they're taking over. That's why they get all your money in divorce and now in politics and everything else. This is why the world is falling apart.
>for girls

Lol you can't log out of Veeky Forums retard it's anonymous

Friends don't go out that much, don't like clubbing, feel uncomfortable, not even sure if my friends are my friends anymore.

go out alone and be social

you can be honest when you meet people and say shit like "my friends don't like going out and I don't feel like staying at home so here I am."