Mirin Stories?

Today when I was at the store I turned around and saw a girl looking at me from a distance.

What did it mean

Suicide bomber

>2 pl8 bench
>feel good, do 6 reps
>never done 6 reps before
>8/10 powerlifter chick is doing lat pulldowns behind me
>always stare when she isn't looking
>she sees me rack 2 pl8s, looks me up and down real quick
>i give her a soft smile
>look away, finish up and leave

>at party last night
>The thing happens where dudes just randomly take off their shirts for a bit
>I do the same
>Girl next to me gasps and tells me I look amazing
>Got a few grils rub their hands over my chest
Felt gud

your mom wants you to cummy in her
if you do a good job maybe you get tendies ;^)

she likes corgis desu

>Year 2016
>Not giving birches the hard smile

>at party last night
YOURE A FUCKING NORMIE FUCK OFF

Jelly ex's are the best feels. Good work fampai.

>HIGH TEST girl from work wanted to fuck me
>messaged me on facebook
>didnt invite her over because I have AUTISM

bump for semi-epic bread with 8 scoops...Good goin lads. Pic related is me 7 years ago at 208 lbs 9% b.f. Now I'm 180 16% but we're gonna make it to glory again. Let me tell you. it's worth it when your there!!!

>catch mom miring

Posting this again because it's my only semi-interesting mire story.

>get mooned in rugby game
>students' union newspaper photographer takes a picture
>posts it on rugby team website
>"best thing about rugby" written in the description
>lots of qts and benders mirin in the comments

I didn't want this mixed feel.

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wtf i hate fit now

She might pimp you out to her cougar friends for bake trays.

She thinks you're gay

Pics please

you forgot no homo

>fug mom's friend
>promise we won't talk about it
>mom and all her friends host a monthly event called "girls night" where they just get blasted on wine and talk about tfw no more period
>it's being hosted at my parents house
>stop by house to pick up my ps2
>almost everyone stares at me the whole time I'm there
>can tell that bitch told all my moms friends we fugged
Mom either knows or is going to know soon and I'm not looking forward to that conversation

You got a fine ass breh. Rugby players in general are hot when they're not busted

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>when they're not busted
so almost never

God this meme is shit suck a fat fucking cock

>Be back home on leave
>washing my own dishes cuz good boy points
>mom comes behind me
>squeezes my lats
>flexed lats as soon as I felt her hands
>"your back is so hard sweetie"
>don't respond.....
Don't know how to feel
Also my mom always shows me off to her friends.
Granted they are old and don't apply make up anymore. All her friends always tell her how handsome I am in that native moon speak.and how they wanna introduce me to their daughters. All the while I look naive and mom has tell me what they said after they leave.

>tfw their daughters are all probably stuck up intellectual Asians going pre-med.
>tfw no matter how much I lift, it won't make up for no degree. To them I'm just a blue collar failure
>fuck asian standards

>jogging to gym this morning
>catch up to a cardio bunny at an intersection
>"good morning, nice weather for a run isn't it? :) :)"
>uhh haha yeah you too
>sprint to the gym
Why am I like this Veeky Forums

2nd family mirin story
>be sick
>chilling in bed
>sister walks in with Tiger balm
>"mom says I have to apply this on your chest"
>reveal my torso from under blankie, I sleep with just boxer-briefs
>sis stares a little too long
>starts rubbing it all over my neck and chest.
>she starts going down to my lmao2pack
>confused as fuck because lungs are within rib cage
>goes to my Adonis belt, even went under my boxer-briefs a little
>at this point I grab her hands because uncomfortable
>ask her why she needs to go that low.
>she replies "the toxins run through your circulatory system, and you had a lot of veins on your lower stomach"
>don't know how to feel

is she married? the friend i mean

what the fuck

Why'd you stop her?

Wincest fantasies aside I would have waited to see what the fuck she was doing

Divorced and relatively young compared to the rest of the social group.

>be training at gym
>amateur bb'er I talk to casually introduces me to high test but only high test in the booty latina
>bitch is smoking hot. Tiny everything except lower body
>she asks me how tall I am while doing elevator eyes
>she said to bb'er "you should take him on as your protégé. He already has the proper foundation and height.
>doing abs around sexy latina later. Abs cramp and knot up. Feels bad mang.
>Immediately make a face that looks like I'm getting pounded by BBC.
>flip on to my stomach and stretch out abs
>hot latina saw the whole thing
REEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEE

its not totally fucked then, but yeah your mum knows and its possible more of her friends will try shit with you.

IMO dont do it, may ruin relationship with ur mum.

Winest is only hot in porn fampai
I would never fuck my sister. It just feels wrong on a deep primal level.

I have seen her completely nude once when she forgot to lock her door and she was fapping in the bath tub with her sonic toothbrush on her clit.
I flapped to that memory that night. She had an amazing body. She doesn't work out but she is blessed with the perfect fat distribution.
Felt really disgusted after fapping tho.
What's wrong with me.

You must become more degenerate, it's the only option.

What's the hard smile, senpai?

hope you cover that tattoo with something less cringworthy

That's just your reptile brain holding you back user

You must beat your instincts and fuck your sister

Do you give up when your brain tells you to stop working out? I'd hope not

So why stop with this? Come on you can make it

>tribal tattoo

>abs cramp up
How?

Not the guy who posted it but i tok have had an ab cramp shit just happens

Not him, but as someone that rarely does ab isolations, when I do them, I get crampy af

>a lot of high school girls go to my gym
>all wearing yoga pants or volleyball shorts
>know what their doing; always trying to initiate eye contact with all the nondyels in the gym
>occasionally catch glimpses from them
>I never return the glance
>pretend Im oblivious to them
Fuckin jailbaits fucking with my workouts.

>37777777

Don't mind me, just gotta see

Similar story here, once I had my shorts the wrong way round and only noticed when I was in the locker room.

Fuck

happens, just don't get hung up on it, and it'll be fine
i mean, shouldn't have fapped but yeah

I never did abs isolation throughout SL.
I thought squats would work them. To a degree they did.
I'm pretty sure it's because I do abs last. I just cramp up after first set, gotta stretch it out. Then I'm fine.

This user might be gone but it's worth a shot

Any pics of sis?

Do I tell my sister this? Or take this to my grave. I feel really guilty about it.

talk about what your interactions with your sister have been like since
when did this happen?

Would you tell anyone else you fapped to them? How could that make anything better? You tell it at confession, and then you forget about it and try not to lust after anyone anymore. Peace.

>Working out with back brace because broken back last year left it all fucked up and vulnerable
>Back to dyel mode because I can't lift shit
>Muthafuckas always starting at me
>Hear some Indian dude chuckle and say to his friends "I wonder what that's for"
>Kids ten years younger than me out lift me
>A couple of women too
>Feel their disdainful stares
>Lose motivation to work out
>Feels bad man

fuckin normie

Pls no fap.

Maybe when you notice them staring, you say it's for my broken back? Whoever doesn't respect afterwards is an idiot.

Hey. It's me again. Why'd you post that? That wasn't smart. Perhaps as an exercise, try *not* to indulge complete strangers online.

Thanks senpai

I don't think she knew I wasked in. She had music blasting. Nothing has changed.

> Me, the other day
> Set of T-pushups with 20 lbs a side
> Two older ladies applaud.
Embarrassing. I'm not even big. I am small.
> me: "Those aren't as hard as they look"

Still, made me chuckle for the day.

If it makes you feel better
>Be day drinking
>Go pick some shit up at my sister's
>Her and my mom are laying down in bed chilling
>Hot summer day, sister is wearing booty shorts and nothing else on bottom
>Nice view of legs and feet
>Fuck it, decide to take a picture
>Silence everything on phone
>Pretend to text while talking to them
>Take picture
>Fucking shutter sound
>What the fuck, I muted everything
>They both notice I'm obviously taking pictures of her
>Try my hardest to poker face but I've been caught
>Sweating profusely, I just leave
>Proceed to get drunk as shit afterwards

They never mentioned anything about it but holy shit was that embarrassing

L O N D O N?

I need to know I'm not a degenerate.
Im hoping other people would find her attractive.
Plus I cropped out details...

post pics

Nah I just hate the attention and wish they would just not notice me and let me squat 75 lbs in peace

I'd do it.

I deleted it right away in case she got pissed off and wanted to see it or something. I also have constant sexual dreams of her, but I don't feel any attraction IRL, in fact I feel pretty awkward around her because to the average person she's a 9.5/10, shit sucks pham

Pix

stats?

It doesn't make feel better. Just tell them you were taking selfies for online dating

Do wrestling/bodyweight exercises for the back abd repair it.
Good luck.

why would he say anything? who the fuck cares? it's bad enough that he compares himself to everyone in eye sight no need to walk around explaining himself too

just mind your own business, fucking work out and leave

>go get bubble tea with my gym brother while wearing tank
>random old asian guy "wow so big"
>he does a double bicep to me
>I'm flustered as fuck
>all the average qt3.14 asian girls are now looking
>old man grabs my arm and tells me to flex
>I don't engage.
>wait for my drink like an autismo while my gym bro laughs at me
How the fuck would you salvage this

Well, I can make you feel better.
>be me
>be 16
>cousin has wedding
>you know, that hype kind of wedding, music, alcohol, food, more alcohol
>have fun with others
>get tired at one point
>sit down to grasp some air
>nice girl next to me starts discussion
>7/10, blonde, blue eyes, petite
>have a nice talk for half an hour
>decide to go behind the building in which the wedding party was because music too loud and can't chill
>she grabbed me by the forearm while leading me out
>chill behind the building
>talk for an hour
>start getting close
>physically, that is
>decide to make a move
>say something like "betcha can't outwrestle me"
>she starts one upping me
>carefully tackle her and take her down on the grass
>probably touched some hips or ass, don't remember though
>my male cousins catch us
>"dude, we've been looking for you all the time"
>they stare at us for a long time
>"dude, that's like your cousin"
>tfw I didn't know
>tfw she didn't know
>tfw dodged a fucking bullet
>tfw could've been caught by the older family members

Wew, got a bit sweaty here.
But yeah, if I'd be as much outgoing and talkative as now, I'd probably dip my dick in her back then.

Get the degree, it's never too late, nothing beats someone with a degree that has a hard working mentality

According to porn she should've insisted "cmon just let me do it" to which you say "but you're my sister", then u fug

>The thing happens where dudes just randomly take off their shirts for a bit
What? I've never been to a party where guys just take their shirts off at some point, unless of course it's a pool party.
What's the fucking context to this?

Talk to me after you've worked as a bouncer and been with over 80 women between 4 years of long-term relationships, son.

Not going to kill you to show off a little, especially when people are askin for it.

Don't do what? I already smashed.

Happens at most parties I go to. I dunno what really triggers it, but I'm guessing alcohol plus people wanting to show off do it. I just go along with it but I never really start it.

>Off by one septs

Are you talking about house parties? And is this common in the US or are you from somewhere else?

Dude this is a mirin thread, what're you doing

House parties. Might just be my part of the US (CO) but it seems common.

Do fat people do it too? Also post body (no homo)

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did you count all of them till you hit 80?

>drinking in bar with friends
>Girl at table next to us grabs my bicep squeezes it
>I'm 6'4 and standing, I sperg out, give her a 'what do you think you're doing' look
>Wake up next morning cold and alone
>Realise what happened

Well at least I'm making it.. Right guys?

Not really. It's mostly skinnyfats.

My gf's flatmate said i have the body he wished he had nad knwos that there would be no point in trying to flirt with her because she is used to much better
I'm just ottermode at best but it fells good desu

>mfw my mom told me to stop lifting because I got too big according to her feminine mind
this, i even actually replied "for you!" but she obviously didnt know what is was talking about so i just walked away awkwardly in silence