Veeky Forums humor - anyone?

I just posted the first two replies. Someone else got completely carried away with balloons and stuff.

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that there's a movie based off of this short film: "Teddy Bear".

auroravid.to/video/sgxh3v79fznss

Oh shit I meant this for the Dennis thread

>Cruel joke desu

I laughed too much over this

What's really funny about your pic OP is Cute Tomato, who is a major asshole in his own right, actually acting all shocked at that.

This attention whore actually made a funny video and I told her I'd giver her credit where it's due.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dr5lMWhxWZo

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fit humor? morelike fit tumor amirite guys??

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Did anyone get the thread from the other day when some guy inboxed his girlfriends friend saying he was going to rape her?

so this one time i thought i had a lot of protein powder but then it turns out i didn't have any and i was all like "no whey!"

lol

Good one! Haha

I you dubs tells me that you two would decline bench press. But end up doing it anyway.

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>DID YOU PUT YOUR SCOOPS INT HE GOBLET OF GAINS HARRY

every time

Holy shit I'm dying that was me that wrote that paragraph, I fell asleep after I wrote it and never got to look at any replies

lost so hard at the 200g bench

have you got the help you certainly need?

your 1rm

It was really late/ early in the morning and I was about to head to bed, it was the last thread I looked at and OP was being a faggot for not making a move so I decided to give him the proper confidence and morality boost he deserved.

That just confirms you're the retard. The posts from the first mention of balloons onward are obviously trolling.

God damn, not only is that guy getting trolled, but he'd be retarded even if that was a legit conversation. Troll Piano's trolling is less inaccurate than the dude's momscience.

Happened a couple of days ago

Here, I cropped the tripfag out

KEK

Probably satire though, but I wouldn't put it past people on this site to completely forget/ignore a woman being beaten up because they one way or another assumed that if its black people then its natural and okay

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fan of the 1x3 bench rest day

never gets old

who is that guy?

>Serratus anterior
>1x3 bench on rest day
>7x20 bench
TOP KEK

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>"this is why I'm an ant keeper"

KEK

that wasn't the funny part though

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>LMAO1JAP

Every time

similar story

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there was no tripfag in the original picture newfriend

French greeting... mein sides

that's Doc D.

>namefag = tripfag
>being this new
summer is officially here friends

My sides

manta u still alive bb

He meant 'lean forward' and he's not wrong. It's basic phyisics.

namefag, tripfag, why do you fags care?

put your name back on and go shitpost, cute tomato

why dont olympic sprinters do it then

Sadly no senpai, but I do remember that shit even if it was obviously fake.

They do for the first portion of the race to accelerate coming out of the blocks. As they reach top speed they straigten their posture

That thread was gold.

>It's basic phyisics.
this is how I know you have no clue what you're talking about

the bantz

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I may not know the math behind it but it's common sense.

Does anyone have that one classic where it ends about the guy smelling shit in his Dick? I like the way it triggers People lol

>but it's common sense.
and this is how I know you're probably wrong.

>sticking your neck out for chimps

Yeah I woulda walked right on by. Black women utterly repulse me.

I remember this thread. Fucking brilliant.

It's not that you automatically run faster, it's about how your body has to compensate for the imbalance that leaning causes, which gives it/you incentive to run faster as not to topple.

Just try it for yourself. Go out running test it, alternating between leaning and your normal running composure.

dude, i know that leaning forward is necessary for acceleration.
you just don't do it while maintaining top speed.

also, im hating on the "le basic physics xD" and "common sense lelelllel" memes.

Thanks, it should be a punishable offence to include those faggots in any caps.

I can lift more than twice as much as an ant, idiots

Aight

When the jews are cooked just right

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>manta

Leave.

Fug. Not Veeky Forums but looking through my screencap folder and forgot I had this.

obv fake but pretty funny

Thank you for posting that
Never ceases to make me chuckle

>LMAO1JAP
>Every time

yup lol

fucking destroyed

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nah the only retard who posts that is actually the guy that screencapped it

Better version

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The kill count was literally 100-0 in humans favour. Enough with this propaganda

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Caught this in the middle of a depression thread and it cracked me up.

I know that guy from high school

did he hide a dead body underneath all those ice cream cones?

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This one gets me every time

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