Wew thanks youtube

Doesn't lift?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UgXkk-ZRhiQ

wow a bodyweight >LOW BAR squat with kneewraps and a fucking belt, amazing

Really something to be proud of. what a talented lifter

top kek

If you can mistake those for knee wraps, you're about as useless a lifter as she is.

sorry i'm not a powerlifting cuck who weighs 300lbs and 35% bf

this
pathetic nu-male betas OUT

You're more autistic than she is if you couldn't detect that she was joking.

you should actually go to R9K tho, this place is very tame. robots are fucking toxic as shit, all the posts there.. very sad stuff

Yeah i'm sure all these videos and non-stop threads are just one big joke

>you should actually go to R9K tho

I don't even understand the purpose of r9k. Is it just a board for neets to feel sorry for themselves and shitpost?

OH MY FUCKING KEK!!!

This is very serious stuff you're right.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dr5lMWhxWZo

What the FUCK happened to SPARROW brehs? Where did she GO?

SPARROW is PISSING and LIFTING while you SHITPOST and count your MACROS

She's pretty much been living her life. Painting and shit, I don't think she trains as much as she used to.

>being this mad over a female on the internet
Top fucking kekless
We need more attention whores just so this faggot loses his mind more

Basically this

youtube.com/watch?v=exo1yEvr4ko
3:10
look at the ground
sparrow u autistic child if u see this stop peeing urself everywhere thanks

Her and bats should be friends

Christ. I didn't notice she was female untill halfway through the video

Ignorance is just as bad

KYS

yea dude
they should FUCK

Veeky Forums logic: If a person does literally anything besides anonymously make fun of other people's routines/current body pics, or exude a South Park aura of apathetic edgelord, they are an "attention whore." Go mad and stay mad.

> Veeky Forums is dead

It hurts because it's true

>HOLY shit!!!!

>Didn't know he had a daughter, got damn!!!
>subscribed like a motherfucker, she sounds fun too

>NEW QUEEN OF Veeky Forums

is she a new meme? because i'm more than ready to get behind it, and also her.

literally autism

I LOST MY SPARROW NUDES SOMEONE PLEASE HELP

Get behind itshe tried to be nice and helpfuk but /r9k/ fags like Took it upon themselves to be shitheads so now she dont care and has embraced being a shill.
Another reason we cant have nice things.

>nu-male betas
Nigga my nigha, just because you learn a bizzword doesnt mean you have earned the right to use it

Steals cats

hahahha

my type of girl

>cats
>these hoes aint loyal

cant steal vermin

>being a shill
What is she shilling (for)?

Just her YouTube videos

she has assburgersreddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/4n71ha/communication_disorder/?st=iq6z9of9&sh=a3292607

Literally nothing wrong with jacking yourself off

Batsinthebarbell here, that nigga followed me for 2 miles and laid in the street. I picked him up and put him on the sidewalk but he kept laying there. Didn't want him to die. So I took him. Also, I didn't make the thread this time.

Gonna need proof

That explains why hyou look like you smell like cat piss

Proof. But I don't have proof for cat.

...

Literally any timestamp.
You are so fucking r9k

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Is it true that you have Aspergers?

Not sure. Doctor didn't want to label beyond social anxiety, etc. It was removed from DSMV when I went. But I'm here on Veeky Forums so clearly....

I like your channel. Why did you decide to start it?
Do you think you'd even do a collab with Jason Genova?
What program do you follow?

To record weight loss of myself and family. They dont' want to be in videos now. I enjoy having a creative outlet now. It is fun. I did SS, then Texas Method, now I'm doing P.H.U.L. Just started. Jason Genova collab, I would but I'm painfully self aware rather than oblivious so it might now flow right with him. Plus he wants viewers, not me with sub 200 subscribers.

fuck it, i'll subscribe.

I hope you succeed. I enjoy your videos. You're kind of funny in an awkward way

Thanks. I enjoy making fun of myself and it helps me get out of my head.

>mfw reading your self-deprecating responses

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>Doesn't lift
Nope.
At least not according to that video you linked.

Or should we respect everyone who did 3-5 months of a basic bitch linear program?

Strength standards say it is intermediate

>SS, then Texas Method, now I'm doing P.H.U.L.

>my name is user and I enjoy commenting before reading all the replies and taking cocks up my ass

>i didnt start the thread this time.
Still, though. Please die in a fire

she said she has fucked up knees and is afraid of squatting heavy too fast

>just started an intermediate routine
>somehow different than 3-5 months on a basic bitch LP

Kek those are for pussies.

I reached proficient on weighted chin, ohp, and bench before i used up my linear gaims

Where do I find the stats for these? as in, per age group, or weight or whatever

Symmetricstrength.com

Thanks fampai

You're right. I wanted to just go ham. But I'm too fat. So I went hamplanet. Time to cut a bit. I know I'm selling out but I was almost obese. If I lose weight and maintain strength I'll be doing better.

Got to save room for Manlet threads and no homo and this guy slaps your gf ass oh and no gf

>jason genova
So you're one of the faggots who sucks the piss from his briefs eh?
There's people litterally alove who are "fans" of retards. I dont think a person can litterally sink lower.

youtube.com/watch?v=PZCB6Vurc7s
the only good autist from Veeky Forums

I like Genova but he and Bats are nothing alike. He is unintentional while she is not.

I frequent /r9k/, but not for any of the reasons mentioned in your posts. Before I start on why I frequent that board, I'd like to say: I am not a NEET, and I am not anti-social (No trouble with girls). I take good care of myself; I go to the gym five days a week, and I also have a strict facial cleansing routine.

My line of work has me dealing with a lot of politically correct people. Everyone is so friendly, so passionate, so ready to help the needy. Gay pride, trans pride, it’s all there. It pisses me off how much this social justice shit is implemented into our company, when our actual work has nothing to do with the shit. According to my boss, I’m one of the best and most progressive people she’s ever seen at this job (If I was jamaican and the opposite gender, I’d probably be the best).

It brings me satisfaction- happiness- to know that in reality, I’m not helpful, but hateful- not for pride, but against it. Everyday, when people say “You’re such a great guy, user!” my mind replays a scene from the night before- maybe I was masturbating to loli porn, or complaining about SJWs on /r9k/, and then I laugh, and say: “Thank you.”

Whenever I’m talking to one of the new diversity hires, about all the stuff I’ve done to help minorities, they’ll usually lap that shit up. Their eyes light up, their mouth goes agape, they become completely awed at how amazing I am- how amazing a guy who shitposts on /r9k/ is.

It feels like I’m fucking everyone around me, and it feels great.

kek

also, cleansing tips?

Why must life be this way.

Holy shit dude

Autsters is the new meme phamalam get with the times
youtube.com/watch?v=oIqNa_qArdk

those dislikes

New pasta!
>Bullshit: the post

100% yo unever leave your house nt

I can relate but you will tell me to die in fire. Sadfuckingfrog.jpg

It's HAPPENING

S-sparrow??

What's the fucker's name?

>not her

Ingress, like the game

I'll see what he's about...

Why is he getting hate?

Hey ya took my advice. Hope you have a good time with it!

Thank you, I know I'll end up going back to powerlifting setup but during this cut it is fun to focus on slightly different exercises.

I'm not sure you're fully aware what website it is that you are on, friend.

He's on dat dere

> devotes life to helping people he "hates"
> THEY are the laughing stock

Yeah, your Veeky Forums shitposting is sure showing them! Lol. If only the whole world were as "malicious" as you are, there wouldn't be any problems

It's just a prank bro

You play ingress?
Haha wtf

Do you think there's really a zero percent chance that someone like that posts here?