Circumcision Clamps

though i would rather have my foreskin my dick isnt dry and looks nice. i know every guy cant say that..

keep the foreskin OP. it's natty

>Bitches love my cut dick and always compliment how perfect it looks

You're fucking retarded.

An erect uncut penis looks IDENTICAL to a cut penis because the foreskin is pushed back. But there's no scar, nor does it get overly dry.

>Also fuck I couldn't imagine how you fucking betas deal with the maintenance

What maintenance? Pulling back your foreskin once in a while to wash it with water?
y-you do shower, don't you?

>My cut dick is always ready to tear up some pussy, it doesn't have meat flaps holding it back

foreskin has loads of nerve endings, feels better and feels your dick fresh and protected

Statistics show that 20% of uncircumcised penises make it in the porn industry. Women prefer cut cock

Well the less nerve endings, the longer I will last while I'm doing your mom. You'd probably nut in 5 seconds when you do your mom

Also if anything you're the one who got cucked by your Rabbi.

Let's think this through for a moment...

You got... a piece of your penis... with many nerve endings... REMOVED... AT BIRTH... WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT. You will NEVER get that piece of skin back. NEVER.

Whereas WE(foreskin master race, natty the way god intended) CAN remove our foreskins if we contracted mental illness for some reason. Same can't be said for you :^)

>Statistics show that 20% of uncircumcised penises make it in the porn industry

That's because men with circumcised penises are mentally ill that they get forced to go into porn.

Also it's because it's less sensitive you fucking retard, therefore they can last longer. Having sex for 2 hours a day everyday for your job is not normal

It's one less thing I have to do in the shower

Why you want to last longer instead of feeling better?

Honestly you're just coping because you realize your dick is gone. It's like the Aesop's tale of the fox and the tail.

The fox got its tail caught in a trap so it started memeing to the other animals about how tails are useless anyway and only get in the way

I can fuck for longer. GG betafag

Because betafaggots just want to get a nut off and be over with it. That's why I can come around and steal your womans. I dominate the fuck outta them and they keep cumming back for more. That's why statistics show that your performance in teh bedrooms will guarantee you getting cheated on. Betamasteracecuck

>This is how cucks who got mutilated at birth justify the mutilation to themselves

kek

That's why girls are grossed out at uncircumcised worms

LOL just LOL at the mental gymnastics you people have to do to convince yourselves that your mutilated penises are actually a good thing simply LOL

For a lot of American women, the idea of an uncircumcised penis is repulsive. (Sorry, guys!) It's not that we're against a penis that rocks a turtleneck, but it's just something we're not accustomed to. You can't be mad at us if we recoil in fear and confusion during sex when face-to-face with an uncut member! It's not our fault, we're American!

In fact, a study from the adult store, Adam And Eve, says 54 percent of women prefer circumcised penises — and 33 percent have no preference.

Circumcised Looks Better Women do not like to pull down a man's pants to see a disgusting uncircumcised penis.In more civil writing,being uncircumcised really does not have the benefits that uncircumcised people claim.First of all, many but not all uncircumcised penises produce enough smegma to where hygiene becomes an issue.Women are very offended by this.Secondly,there is no increase in pleasure for the woman simply because there is a disgusting flap of skin.Most importantly it looks quite disgusting and women find that extremely unattractive.One may argue that the rates are falling,however in reality the rates of circumcision in the United States are a satisfying 56-66%(depending on the year).If you are wondering on why to get your son clipped don't listen to all of the foreskin propaganda because really it has more pros than cons.

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except it looks identical when it's erect

literally a study done by jews

>is repulsive

it looks the same when it's erect...

And circumcised women are virgins longer.

You make it sound like it's a fucking win when it's sad your parents hated you enough to mutilate your genitals to satisfy the big jew in the sky.

Your worth is literally below that of imaginary sky wizard

Circumcised penises, in my opinion, are much better. Over the years, I've found that uncircumcised penises tend to have a stronger smell and more greasy/sweaty feel to them. Despite best efforts to keep clean, any skin that is folded on top of other skin will tend to sweat and smell rather quickly - even after a good shower. So it is definitely a fact that circumcised penises are "easier" to keep clean, and I'm guessing are less prone to infections.

I love how people think they can make it sounds like there's some kind of penis infection epidemic amongst the uncircumcised. The entirety of Europe isn't exactly dealing with everyones dicks falling off. People forget that almost everyone outside of the united states and muslim countries have their foreskin. All those hot british actors or musicians you like? They have foreskins.

Every female prefers a circumcised male. First of all, it looks better & no odor, plus the scar around is not that noticeable/bad looking. What is noticeable are uncircumcised penises. Why would I want a guy that has an odor down there all the time, unless they go wash up pretty good every-time before any sexual contact. I mean do guys like ugly vaginas that have an odor? I don't think so. So why would we?

Why? Do you work for Mr Shekelberg and want a raise?

Do you work in porn industry?
Do you also bleach your anus?

I'm circumcised myself and it looks like shit. I got circumcised at the age of 17 because of phimosis and it's definitely true that you lose some good feels in your cocko after you cut your skin off

Besides those clamp things sound painful as fuck even though it says it's not supposed to be painful

>it's a "Americans who got molested by the Jews as a kid explain how foreskins work to people with actual foreskins" thread

There's no maintenance at all in a cut dick. I don't know who the fuck you are if you need to routinely clean it.

I only clean it in the shower that's it. Also don't use soap because that fucks up your natural fats on your cock. No dickcheese no nothing, just a good ol dick

I'm fucking laughing at all you fucking mutilated circumcised faggots. I may be a virgin, but I will forever have a dick that is fucking superior to your mangled, disgusting fucking cocks.

Women must fucking laugh at pathetic faggots like you, with your mutilated dicks.

to be fair you can't really tell the different erect, except that mutilated dicks are on average supposedly shorter, and that the head of the dick is dry as fuck

KEK. Circumcised dicks fucking disgust me, and girls prefer non circumcised (my mum told me and ive seen polls).

>cheesedick
>shower
Pick one. It goes for all Bennises, user.

Sorry, meant uncut dick. I'm uncut and I've never had dick hygiene problems

>porn directors prefer cut cock

Fixed famalam

Actually, studies show that there's not really a difference of time to cum for both groups.

Besides, if you're over 20 and had a long or multiple relationships, youre not gonna cum quick anyways. I can fuck very long without cumming, its all psychology

What the fuck is wrong with you people who would do this kind of sick shit to themselves

I even had phimosis and the doc said fuck circumcisions, we just widen that motherfucker up.

good to not live in a barbaric country where they chop off parts of your penis.

I actually had it and I fixed it myself just by pulling back my foreskin a tiny bit everyday when I was in the bathroom

My dick is normal now

I'm uncut and for years I jerked off with the skin covering until one day I wondered how it felt to have it pulled back like the guys in porn.

fucking amazing.

I feel like you guys really do lose out on something, because if the head is in direct contact with anything it feels amazing. When I first did it I was shaking, cum everywhere. If I leave the skin up now it's really underwhelming.

While now it's not as impressive as when it was SUPER sensitive and I could barely touch it. It's still a lot better, I expect that a cut guy has a much less sensitive head than an uncut guy.

>would you rather have a hand with the fingers chopped off, or have an intact hand with the option to remove fingers later if you want

this thread is so fuckin dumb, uncut is objectively better

This.

>mfw this user doesn't wash his penis

No shit dude, when I was a kid it was the same thing

When you're fucking a girl without condom your foreskin isn't going back and forth, it's pulled back. That's why the head is so sensitive

Sadly I built up a resistance, so i don't feel much now.

yeah I've got that resistance now too, but it's still better than with the skin up always. I only used to fap like that because I had no lube as a kid, I never really thought about using spit either. That and it felt really uncomfortable at first? Kinda like wow thats TOO sensitive, 0/10 do not want to expose the head. But once I just tried it out and got through that, hollllly shit hnnnngh. Guys with phimosis don't know what they're missing out on until they can pull it back, Im sort of jelly though. I would love to be able to have the first time back again.

>haha no dude I don't have teeth, they're so unhygienic XD
>I'm glad my parents chose to have my teeth crushed when I was a baby and couldn't consent

On the topic of phimosis... I've got it and it's pretty bad. The skin-specialist is recommending a circumcision. Some reading on the internet says that I should try stretching first, but my phimosis is so bad that I can't even pull my foreskin back when I'm flaccid. What do guys? I'm 20 btw, and I have to make up my mind soon.

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pics thx
phimosis intrigues me cause it looks all weird

flexing takes time and might not work but is the best option in the long run

ask for alternate treatments from your doctor and try flexing for 3-6 months before making the decision to circumcise

your skin-specialist might know better than some thai food specialist in an indian massage parlor forum though

>all the mutilated fags itt going full damage control

Ye i bet girls love your dried up crusty jewdick over a natural one

Keep telling us about how american women prefer cut cocks

we don't want american ''women'' anyway

>tfw phimosis
Blowjobs don't feel like shit because the head is so sensitive, handjobs feel great when done right. I dread the fact that I will be fucking my girlfriend soon because I'm not sure I will be able to perform
Anyone else here have this shit?

I don't know what kinda Phimosis you have but I had my foreskin stuck to my head for 15 years. It wasn't until I was 15 that I properly pulled it back.

Hurt like a motherfucker, would recommend doing tho

I really want to see a video on how this works, do you roll it over? Or just trap it?

I can't imagine if my dick was more sensitive as I was circumcised at like 12

what the fuck is wrong with you fucking retard

It's not stuck it's just that the spot just before the end of the foreskin is too tight to let me pull it back farther than halfway down the head.

Yeah go for it, I love it when retards mutilate themselves.
Pic related, it's literally you.

>doing anything with your dick
just go to a fucking doctor, the last thing you want is to botch it.

>Cleaner
>Reduces chance of catching STDs
>looks better
>prevents a wide array of disorders, like phimosis
>no negative impacts

Yeah, I guess keeping a tentacle dick is more natural. that's why you should plan on keeping your wisdom teeth, and removing your appendix is just following the crowd.

just for the record the majority of babies in the united states no longer get circumcised

mutilated retards are now the minority

you faggot i wish i still had my fucking foreskin so much but the crafty jews had to go ahead and steal it.

I know you are bating cause you are a retard that thinks it's cool and funny, but literally mutilate your dick faggot. I don't care, go ahead mutilate your dick.

>An erect uncut penis looks IDENTICAL to a cut penis
Not really though. The uncut dicks I've seen tend to be more bulbous and oddly shaped. Maybe that's just porn though.

Cut dicks have better aesthetic imo

how does this
>uncircumcised penises tend to have a stronger smell and more greasy/sweaty feel to them

translate to this
>some kind of penis infection epidemic amongst the uncircumcised

Are you fucking retarded?

YES YES OP
Do it for le aesthetics, but fuck that kit m8, jut do it yourself with an xacto knife !
Remember girls LIKE cut cocks better ! You need to do it in order to be le aesthetic, are you a sick cunt m8?
Yeah!

how do I bring it up with my doctor anyway?
I have really bad phismosis but I don't want to look like a weirdo.

>ITT insecure people with uncut dicks are defensive about it.

If you burned my house down, totaled my car or emptied out my bank account, I'd bounce back. That shit doesn't matter, it's replaceable.
If I lost my dick I would kill myself.

Dudes worry about our dicks just right.

Do they have this sort of thing, but for pussies?
Ya know, to cut off those disgusting meatflaps

>Bitches love my cut dick and always compliment how perfect it looks.

Bitches will tell you your dick is perfect even if you're three inches hard, ash black and bent sideways. You're a fool for thinking they mean any of it.

>IDENTICAL

Height face frame?

they have seen all kinds of shit and besides human sexuality is a big fucking part of life. Phimosis needs to be addressed, just tell them "so I have phimosis and I would like to know what to do"

theyll ask to see it, determine if it can be stretched, or if it needs a circumcision. It's not a big deal. I had my asshole checked by 3 different doctors, wasn't fun but just go in, say it, then get it done. You only have to get it checked once to get a plan, unless circumcision is needed that is. Circumcisions are common, you'll be booked in with a doctor who specializes in it and it wont be a big deal because they've seen all kinds of dick.

There is nothing creepy or fucked up about getting something treated. Think about all the gross looking people with all kinds of STIs which means THEY get up to some slutty shit. That's far creepier to deal with.

in case I need to get cut, how long would healing take?

I'll never EVER understand how you 'Murricans got it in to your head that a cut dick looks better then an intact one... When ever I see a cut dick, all I see is the scarring, the poor dry head, the weird discoloration that often happens and the fact that it's fucking missing a big (and pretty sensitive and fun) part! Ya'all fucking crazy...

>When ever I see a cut dick, all I see is the scarring, the poor dry head

Sounds like you wanna give it a kiss.

Look up 'smegma', its something only uncut niggers get

I personally wish I got at least the tip of my foreskin removed
I have phimosis and I literally can't pull the skin back far enough, it stops maybe 1/4th from the top, just enough for the hole to show.
Any other phimosis anons out there? How do I fix this shit

You have to save it user. I only jerk off with my foreskin. You lose too much sensitivity jerking off with your foreskin down and especially when you death grip. I save the sensitivity for sex.

Oh and protip for underage cutfags if you ever manage to get a gf in high school shell give handjobs at first but without lube its going to be painful; its also going to take hours because she isnt going to grip it as hard.

>Cleaner
if you take a shower everyday its fine
>STDs
You should always a condom on unless its your gf and shes faithful and gets tested often
>looks better
Completely subjective; your dick is a tool not a work of art and as such form before function.
>prevents phimosis
you cant develop phimosis either you are born with it or youre not.
> no negative impacts
Dried out dick
ED
Its pretty hard to get ED if you are uncircumsized as long as you dont death grip and jerk of with your foreskin.

cutfags gtfo

>>Cleaner
Wash your dick once you disgusting street shitter/Amerilard faggot
>>Reduces chance of catching STDs
Use condoms
>>looks better
No it doesn't, it looks identical if not better for the uncut penis when erect
>>prevents a wide array of disorders, like phimosis
I don't have those, if I did I might get it removed. good thing I have the OPTION to consent to getting a part of my penis removed, isn't it?
>>no negative impacts
Uhhh there's tons of people who get serious problems as a child from circumcision, sometimes children even die from it.

Other problems include ugly scar, dryness, lack of sensitivity and such.

I don't deathgrip because I don't fap constantly to porn. I don't even need porn to fap because I've been without it for a year now. I'm also gay.

I don't think I've lost the great feeling it provides when cumming, what I mean is that it just doesn't feel all awkward like it used to which is a good thing. I mean yeah the first time was always gonna be a blast, but as I said with foreskin up it never ever felt nearly as good with it down. Even with the built resistance it's still at least 10x better than it ever was with it up.

>Look up 'smegma', its something only uncut niggers get

It's something only unsanitary 'niggers' get. I've never had it because is shower every 1-2 days at most.

>being mutilated by the jews

jewmericans will always be the most cucked nation

I can't retract at all.
Thinking of seeing a doctor for it before I end up fucking something up.

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the web is funny as fuck

it is literally a nigger device

>AIDS-free
Cutfags confirmed to be vectors for AIDS

>2016
>Still falling for the jewish dick meme

Yeah goy, you must mutilate your dick so your non-white gay partner will like you more.

>wanting to get rid of that perfectly natty penis
You guys are crazy. I love my natty dick.

You should m8

Jews.

I find this terrifying and don't even have a penis.

Why would you do this

I don't know what planet you cucks are from but Cut penis > uncut

Who owns most of the entertainment industry, user?