Rate my breakfast

rate my breakfast.

(or lunch, i just woke up)

wanna know a secret for mad bulking?
grapes and lettuce leaves

idk what it is man but those healthy greens and grapes will put on muscle mass like no other.

well i put lots of lettuce leaves on my burgers.

anyway, gonna bake a cake now.

that is one greasy keyboard

I have the exact same keyboard, but mine's dirtier

especially the numpad cause I never use it

popcorn and himalayan salt?

I thought it was some kind of slushy drink, i feel like a fucking idiot.

shaved ice with lemonade

also heres the cake

Fatty

bulking?

Rate mine:

3 eggs
250g steel cut oats

What grapes, any grapes? What do grapes have to do with muscle and protein?
Though I'm still gonna go out and buy a bunch of grapes now, you made me lust for grapes. I also bet it's gonna test awesome with lettuce and tuna together

protein is a meme, you need shitload of carbs to grow

(not saying that you dont need protein, just overrated)

if that's microwave popcorn, it has cancer.
No, seriously. It's a known carcinogenic. Look it up.

You're welcome, user.

actually I FIRST thought it was himalayan pink salt and change it to Slushy after a few seconds.

popcorn isnt even very good to be desu

its fucking great with shaved ice

also pic related diner

>popcorn

I heard it's really low cal for the volume as long as you don't get the sugar covered shit. Is it?

Well it's slightly oiled and salted corn.

Its the keyboard they send you for free with stuff, very basic. I have same.one

>not titanium cut
9/10 for that