Is Dan natty?

Is Dan natty?

>infinite money
>hedonistic lifestyle
>never worked for anything ever
>ridiculously insecure

gee I wonder

hes a turbomanlet so probably

literally every skinny highschool male's dream

>le i wanna grow a huge beard!
>le i only want to fuck hot models all day and night long!
>le house, cars, and lifestyle goals!
>le i want to shoot big ass guns and blow shit up for fun!

Lel. He better be otherwise he fucking wasted the juice. He's the example of what it's like to have a bunch of money and live out your pubescent dreams because your dreams of doing something else has been crushed, and it's the only way to fill the void and not kys

Sounds like a pretty awesome life, why wouldnt you want that ?
Adding 'le' to greentexting doesn't make it wrong

you sound turbojelly as fuck

if I had that kind of money I would do the same

>combing his beard out to make his jaw look bigger

lmao

After having two heart attacks before the age of 30 it would probably be a bad idea for him to juice

So what would you be doing if you had all that money? Shitposting alone on Veeky Forums being your only hobby?

Seems pretty good to me.

Literally the rest of that post is dan making a joke about not being natty.

>5'9
>Turbomanlet

Go and die

spotted the manlet

5'9 is shorter then most girls.

You are retarded. 5'9 is average male height, average female height is like 5'6. Epic bait bro xD

>imma call em skinny highschool boys, that'll show them

Bizlerian is a retard, but so are you.

lol, that statistic includes children
It's like saying the average penis is 5" by including women and eunuchs, it doesn't count

maybe in manletland

>average penis is 5" by including women and eunuchs
because a 10 inch dick is average for men right?

>le
please go back to 9gag

sounds about right

>not having male average

Do you not know what a statistical average is? It means that 50% of the population taller than your manlet ass lmfao

Do you not know what statistical distribution is?

the guy's just uncool. never saw the appeal. behind his cars and shit he's got 0 admirable or magnetic qualities.