Confession Thread

Randomly almost diddlied lmao2pl8 last friday

Now all I do is workout and count down the time until I can workout again

Don't make yourself disappointed next year

>I started again this past few weeks
>Feels weird, lifting again
>Mostly due to being inactive these past few months

i joined a gym a week ago.i have spent more than 18 hours at the gym since.i literally have nothing else to do.it is starting to become a addiction

This is me. It's so fun. I'm slowing adding weight and it feels so good to get passed them. I'm suppose to have a rest day today but instead I just take a light day

I know right! i keep trying to have rest days but I just end up going back for another hour or two.The feeling is just amazing man.

I enjoy running more than lifting .
Thinking of dropping the gym and just doing cardio+bodyweight because I get too bored in there and I'm half assing most exercises as of lately.

ive been lifting on and off for 3 years
got my bench press to 225, my deadlift to 365
but hardly squatted so begginers are squatting way more then me xD
also i never isolated abdominals

come on man, don't remind me of that feel

I love my bodyweight routine. It's a lot more enjoyable than going to the gym to me. The gains are slower but I don't mind since I'm having more fun.

Post one anyways, do a progress picture!

same my midsection is ok but fuck if i had only targeted it some i would be so much better off if anyone is reading this dont fall for the bait

Do you have any good links with information on how to get started?

I've been stuck on the same weight for months..
I don't eat enough, and I don't have a partner. I went to summer school, lifted with my roommate, and made improvements, but as soon as it was over, I was stuck at my uncle's house eating shit food and starving again.

I'm 3 months in and can't wait to be mired by austists on a Sri Lankan Resort Recommendation board tbqh. I think I'll wait till the end of month 4 before I post tho

Roided roastie OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I do bodyweight because I don't like going outside.
I also spend too much time on Veeky Forums during the breaks in between reps and sets and my workouts sometimes drag on for more than two hours.

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I got Veeky Forums to get away from drug abuse. I've been sober since 2/24, and I have gone to the gym atleast once a day ever since then. I'm on a twice a day schedule right now. I know that if I ever give up on this I'll relapse, and last time I ODed and was gasping like a fish in my car for almost 8 hours behind a Walmart. I don't know how I survived, I was literally on a fucking wire between dying, I've never had an OD like that where I was still conscious.

meth?

>tfw my dad is a sedentary fat neckbeard who constantly tells me weightlifting is bad for my joints (even though he has joint and mobility issues from never exercising in his entire life), protein will ruin my kidneys and I'm "too big" and "addicted" to bodybuilding.

Alcohol and crack, sometimes I'd sniff pills. I've ODed on pills and been to a hospital before, but last time was me trying to kill myself with booze and pills. I pussied out and didn't take enough, just sat in my car with the engine running all night and pissed myself while I kept trying to sit up. After the engine cut off it was freezing cold and I could barely draw a breathe. I was close enough to walk home in the morning and pretend nothing happened and have my roommate jumpstart it for me later, I'm guessing he just assumed I was really drunk again.

Just embrace it and be like chesty or throw everything at changing it and be an RSD type

I never fuck with that preworkout shit either, it disgusts me now that I have people coming up and talking to me while they are tweaked out on that shit. I don't know if people are aware of themselves when they are on that stuff, but its exactly the same as when I'd watch someone hit a crackpipe and go off to the races.

There is nothing more satisfying than another bro telling you that you made it user.

We all know that feel.

>tfw my dad thinks I am a /fraud/

pls

gratz u made it

Last 4 months I've lost control of my eating habits. I've gone from winning a boxing match and being lean as fuck at 64kg, even having to cut 2lbs of water weight because I was that lean.

Now I'm weighing 74kg because I've fucked up my eating habits. I look fat and disgusting and for the first time in 7 years I'm not doing any boxing or martial arts training.

I hate myself Family. I've just started lifting a month ago to replace boxing, and now sorting out my eating habits. I looked really good and had a six pack and a nice solid chest, now I'm all fat with flabby skinnyfat titties.

Fucking hate sugar.

I'm 24 years old and pick and eat my boogers every day. I've tried blowing my nose but I grow really big, thick boogers that almost block off my nostrils and airflow. I have to go in and pick it out and a huge booger ends up on my finger so i eat it. Then my nose bleeds lightly inside my nose and when the blood dries it makes another big booger, etc.

I only do this in private at home or in the bathroom and I always wash my hands really well afterwards

>tfw joined a Skype group for a niche interest
>tfw one of the members starts jokingly talking about me and some other guy in the group being gay for each other
>tfw the guy and I made a private chat, and he told me that he's not sure how much of what he said was just joking or not
>tfw i feel the same way, and am actually growing feelings for some guy ive only known for 2 weeks now, and have never met irl
Help me Veeky Forums, what do I do? Im a milfag, and im a really big dude (inb4 maymay) and he's really tiny, and is slightly trap mode, which is a huge fetish for him and i, making it even worse. Ive been straight all my life, im not really sure what to do now.

I have skipped my last 9 leg days and have just done more arms and calf raises on the days I missed.

I am an eternal curl bro.

I joined the gym but I'm too autistic to go. I feel like I have to build up strength before I go and use the squat rack.

I only do chest/shoulders and curls.

I fucking love the smith machine!

I post on every thread like I lift hard and long but in reality I'm a skinnyfat that works out at home with bodylastics.

I don't know guys, I've got a lot to confess...
>For the last 6 weeks, been combining /fraud/ with noob gains
>Only using weight machines, benched once with a friend
>I Lift for girls
>Bulking despite being both muscular and fat

Me too, I do cleans to get to back squats amd I cant clean my squat max so Im losing ground. Im ashamed to go to gym.

This is how I imagine Veeky Forums

cutting despite being skinny and lean

Food costs so damn much

I'm afraid that I'll hurt myself and look like an idiot if I go to the gym

Somewhat related. I am a programmer and type 10+ hours a day typing. My forearms, wrists, shoulders and lower back hurt so much all the time. What do I do?

I used to be bulimic

I used to follow a strict routine (count reps, sets, weight, rest time) and diet properly.
Then I got gym buds, instead of being an autistic loner.
Now we do shit all, just as many reps/sets as we feel like, on whatever weight we go up to. We rotate turns on the lift, with random rest times. I feel peer pressured to follow them, but it's made it impossible to properly track progress.
My lifts are still increasing, but now I don't know my proper 5rm or etc, it's just 'max whatever' we work up to. And we eat out about once a week, on top of my drinking.

Sometimes I wish I didn't have those friends, even if they are the only thing I look forward to besides gym.

go with what feels right user

You should know that those protein shakes are pretty much destroying any progress you may have made on those walks and are counter productive to getting in shape unless you're consistently lifting or doing sports.

After 10 months of bulking I've been "cutting" for 4 months now and even though I dropped a lot of weight my abs still aren't visible and it really bothers me.

This, pressured into foods as well, cal count gets distorted as fuck.

>come on man, it doesnt matter that much

That's a whole new level of pathetic.

I fuck fat girls off of craigslist by sending body shots to them. It's awful. Thanks Veeky Forums

Have you tried different lighting conditions?
I was pretty disappointed with my cut too until I took my shirt off at a friend's house and he told me I had impressive abs, and I did in his shady/sunny mixed room.

I've been lifting and lurking since 2012 and look like shit. Gained like 50 lbs when my mom died though but have been working it back off.

good post
there is something about a fathers approval, something that can't be explained with words.

Cut down to 11% bf from 20% bf in 8 months. Girlfriend came over the other day and I was shirtless laying in bed sleeping with just joggers on. She climbed into bed and I woke up. I told her to go and lock my bed door so my roommate didn't come in and I told her to get naked and come to bed. She did it and we fucked furiously for a little more than an hour. Before this sex was a bit displeasing for me because I was very self conscious of my bodyfat. Now I usually command her to blow me before I'm going to finish or to change positions and sometimes for anal when she's up for it. She loves when I take charge. She's having about 5 - 8 orgasms every time we fuck. My confession is that all my lifts have gone to shit because of cutting and I could care less when she idolizes my body like this.

Tell him to shoo shoo gains goblin

I workout at Planet Fitness...

>5-8 orgasms every time we fuck

are you me?

i started getting an erection when getting spotted by a guy who usually lifts the same times as i do. happened two times now during squats. afterwards i pretended i was finished with my routine and had to hurry to something. vomited half my days calories away in the shower, had to clean it away and press it through the drain with my foot. went home.
i don't think i'm actually gay but if someone ever found out i'd suicide without hesitation

This post gives me anxiety. May I never be cursed with friendship.

>I do PPL but actually shoulder on leg day so I don't have to wear 501s for the rest of my life

>I check out Veeky Forums occasionally
I don't give two shits about their hipster avant garde faggotry, but different garments and materials interest me

I hate my gym bro and try and sabotage his gains by always lifting the bar on the left and hovering on the right for bench.

4 months later and he has serious imbalances and I'm lifting more than him.

I like running more than squatting and deadlifting now

>She's having about 5 - 8 orgasms every time we fuck.
I-is this normal? Happens to my gf as well. Dunny why I mean I guess I'm alright in bed but hardly a god...

The only reason I squat and deadlift is for running.

What??? Do you have actual downs syndrome

It's because you remind him of his wasted potential

Get a chair with proper lumbar support and sit up straight

Yea it's normal for some girls. There are factors like size of dick that matter and also her attraction to you.

>my cut is taking forever because I'm cheating on my diet
>I am actually pretty content with my body, I still go to the gym but that addiction to improving myself is kinda gone

I swore to myself that I will look a certain way but it just seems like I will never reach that because I am too content with looking ok/good to really ever achieve my goalbody. also I hate cutting.

Gotta look out for future you bro
Every minute in the gym you think dam I'm doing future me a favor, I'm visually showing people I can commit to something.
Do things so future you will say thank you to past you

>lifting with only your back
It's not our fault your technique is shit and you're too retarded to realise or fix it.

>excited to one day post my body on /cbt/
So was I until I took the picture and I looked like shit compared to what I saw in real life, so I never posted it.

My girlfriend orgasims in about 5 minutes same with a vibrator(i got it because I thought she was bullshitting me, maybe she is but it's her dumb loss) . I hardly do anything my last one took the might of the gods to finish

>tfw bulked up all winter and cut down in time for summer
>made good progress
>go to visit parents
>go out for a run one evening
>come home sweaty
>walking up their driveway shirt sticking to me
>dad standing at front door having a cigarette
>damn son, you're built like a tank. That lifting is paying off huh?

I'm not even that big but made gains for sure. Th-thanks dad.

>dad just passed away yesterday from cancer
>never got to beat him in arm wrestling
>always told me that one day i'd beat him cuz' i'm his son

made it a habit to only lift just for my dad

The only reason I started lifting was because I thought the feeling that I should have been born a girl would go away.
I don't think it's working

>tfw some of my friends have become normies
>they snapchat selfies as if they're girls, say netflix and chill and other normie memes unironically, enjoy drinking and being loud, talking about sex and their gfs

I feel like they're trying too hard to be normal and "adults". I barely talk to them anymore, I don't feel like I belong at all. I guess this is how it goes in your twenties, at least I've always been comfortable being alone.

Tfw your fat family thinks protein powder is the same as steroids.

sorry to hear that user
get some crazy gains and make him proud

Luckily I have friends who let me stay as autistic as I am. When I'm out with friends the only shit I drink is green tea, sparkling water or coke zero (like 2 calories a bottle). Everytime someone brings food I hard decline them and get offended when one of them (always the same guy) tries to make me have some of it anyways and ask him why he want to destroy my progress. The rest of the group is usually on my side. I'm not counting calories and macros and measuring everything I eat to .5g precision to get my gains detroyed by gains goblins camuflaged as friends and family.

>started lifting seriously end of 2011

>175 pound bench
>210 squat
>250 deadlift

By august 2013
>335 bench
>465 squat
>515 deadlift

Stop lifting because i allowed depression in.

Finally start again in january.

I could have an elite total if i hadnt given up. Frustraiting.

>slowly dating a chubby chick I was just going to fuck
>always try to introduce her to the gym because she has potential
>tits are past d's she told me , 5'9 semi long legs , Latino
>if I could just get her in the gym I would honest think she could lose 30 pounds and I might go out with her
>everytime I bring it up now she almost gets offended and writes one word responses after.
>almost feel like I'm wasting time but at the same time I do like her and haven't fuck regularly in a while and don't want to try getting out there again

You guys aren't gonna make any progress without rest days. Getting proper rest and nutrition is just as important as your workout if not more so.

Got addicted to porn and threw away my 8 year relationship because I would have rather sat around staring at a screen watching people bone instead of spending time talking to another person irl about their life, desires and ideas.
Now I spend every day deciding if I want to stay alive or not because I know I'll never get her back.

>Latino

Dating a dude? ??

Get a job where you work fewer hours, even if it means taking a bit of a pay cut. Spend that saved time lifting and being active.

them feels man, keep pushing

I lost 150lbs to join the military and now that I'm here and out of boot camp I've completely stopped counting calories, lifting, or doing any of my good habits.

I've found myself eating junk food a lot. Not chips and candy so much, more trail mix and shit.

Part of me wants to think that I'm just having an off week because I literally JUST got out of boot camp last Friday, and so I've been enjoying all the shit I've been missing out on (soft serve machine at the galley is my bff atm).

But another part of me is worried that I won't be able to stop myself and get back on track.

I went to the gym today to do my old lifting routine. I used to squat 225 as a fat fuck powerlifter. Today I couldn't get better than 95lbs.

Fuck, man.

who is chesty?
I know the rsd guys but who the fuck is chesty?

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