Power lifter qt3.14

>God and my family
>If you're looking for a one night stand, swipe right
>Pink Floyd

Into the trash with you.

Hnnng dat arch

Shit taste detected

I think I'm in love

>he doesn't value religion and family
>he prefers used goods
>he doesn't like Floyd
How's high school?

Because I'm chasing qt3.14 academic chicks at the moment

Unfortunately it turns out female academics are not nearly as socially awkward as I had hoped they'd be

If I could find a girl like this that was at at least 5'9 or even taller I would consider my life complete.

>Floyd
>Not high school

Where are her tits?

Girls with high testosterone are annoying, constantly constantly trying to "test" you, and smell like men.

I feel like I should clarify that I meant LOOKED like this, girls that go to the gym and are part of "gym culture" are exactly how you would expect.

That bitch could jump over buildings

>god and family above all else

LEFT LEFT LEFT

This

I banged a powerlifter chick who was awesome to be around before we smashed. Then turned into an annoying cunt once some emotions were involved

Her clit was also huge. Not thumb huge but like 4x bigger than every other girl I've banged

Sexy as fuck. Too bad she's a hyper-religious nutter. I'm fine with people being religious and stuff but having it be basically the most important thing in your life? Red flag.

>god and family
wew

Just means she won't divorce you.

Its not breh. Look at her pics and shes on a hookup site posting them. Shes dtf

>a girl being passionate about her beliefs even if it makes her a hypocrite is a bad thing
Got bad news for you user, that's pretty much every woman ever.
They all have a red flag, you just get over it and keep your mouth shut when she brings the crazy shit up.

Post dog

Looks like she stuck her face in a beehive. Nice body though, those fucking thighs

That shirt is mossimo brand sold at target. I'm pretty sure it was only in the men's department.

Don't ask how I know this, or why I'm sharing it.

>girl mentions god anywhere in her profile
instant left swipe

>people actually read these before swiping

I just swipe right on everyone then sort through the ones I matched with, way less time consuming.

...fridge mode
worthless

>looking for a fucking soul mate on Tinder

Post dog

Nigger where do you live I want some strong Asian waifus

>pink floyd
jesus christ not another one of those vanilla fags I hate this shit it's either rap or classics like the doors or pink floyd or the who or black metal man fuck that noise

I know some girls that are fairly autismal, they're cute though

>reading profiles on tinder
lel you're a fucking retard

I follow her on fb and Instagram. She is strong as fuck. She used to weigh like 250 pounds.

She really turned it around. I would love to date her. She seems sweet.

This.

IG link pls

Nah you faggots will harass her until she deletes it

*The ass was fat

This. It's an attempt to not look like a slut who wants dicks.
But if she's on tinder, she's a slut who wants dicks.

Pic very much related; I'd hit it...

then post pics of her dummy

Undercover tinder thread? Undercover tinder thread

this god & family meme is getting old. it's a straight up lie if you're on a sex app.
Anyway my last gf was a powerlifter was such an annoying cunt it wasn't funny. she constantly had the need to try one up me and post those shitty ass motivational quotes on fb/instagram
I went off on her saying it's not a big deal lifting fucking weights. people who work shitty jobs being janitors need motivation not you

She stopped doing it after we broke up

Ruthless

Jesus Christ I need to get Tinder.

Tfw no pl bf to perform irrumatio on me

This. If she's so religious that she's talking about his much she loves God in her Tinder profile, she's to religious for me. I don't need some peachy chick talking about God all the time

How's being old, faggot?

>god

lol no fuck off

>wanting a permabulk gf

>god and my family above all else

Dropped

>on tinder
>acting like you value religion and family
>after hs thinking any of that shit matters on a hook up app

Dude go outside lol

im catholic myself and I know any person who puts that shit on a hook up app is a nutjob whos using religion as a scapegoat for their mental issues

>be me
>residing in the DC area
>full of uggos
>barely get any matches here
>visit the Western Part of the US
>easily get more frequent matches who are higher quality
>spoof my gps to some foreign countries
>also get much more matches who are of higher quality than my native region

Somebody explain this shit. Why can't I match with the Uggos in my region, yet I get matches everywhere else?

yeah same things happens to me
>live in central florida and barely get any matches
>hangout in colorado for a week with my friend and get 20 matches
>end up sleeping with 3 girls and still in contact with them
seriously thinking of moving tbqh my area hates me

I think it's just a Florida thing. Most chicks here got plowed by the time they were 14.

Found her. Kesley clifton .

Same door and dresser. Dat bulk and cut

Heres a blog article on her

cynthianastrong.com/2016/03/23/deadlifts-and-donuts-with-kelsey-clifton/

nice, man

>swn sit on your face

Hey man listen to that voice mail already I'm pretty sure if they left a voice mail it's important.

Damn, from a 2/10 to 8/10 (imo)

She army? Or just bought an army shirt?

Shes 19 bro she aint shit

>she will never sit on your face after a workout

OP here. What are chances she'll swipe right on me with dyel mode body? Pic related.

Also I don't check my voice mail because I forgot my PIN.

Might get lucky and shell have a twink domination fetish

>buttoning all the way up on a Henley shirt

Hi Veeky Forums I currently weigh 116.4 kg and I am 190cm tall. I am eating 1700 calories a day. I try to workout 5 days a week. Either cardio or lift. On cardio days i burn around 600 calories. What do you guys think of my weight loss approach?

I didn't button it all the way up. The top flaps just overlap a little.

Ok if you really are keeping track.

I've actually gained 40 pounds over the last 2 years. I've gone from 130 to 170. Pic related. Me 3 years ago

Bro they got people signing up for the military at 17 they just need to be 18 and they can join