Did lifting give you a nice gf?

well at least he's getting laid, so why would he give a rat's ass

The girl in that video looks an awful lot like a girl I know, but I can't tell if it's a coincidence or if it really is her because of the shit quality of the video.

I've been angry about this for nearly a year.

the average is 4.5 inches you fucking twat

hajajaj small dick nigga

I got slutty gf instead
>tfw gf

I think that is a normal dick, post your own with timestamp you turd

>no homo

Always nice to see a girl lovin the BBC.

Kek that's one of the tiniest penises I've ever seen. I bet she fucks a chad before and after pleasing this genetic failure

No but neither did not lifting. At least now people assume that I would be capable of having one.

no homo is always implied

ITT: small dicks get triggered

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spotted the nigger

4.5 inches (11.5cm for bongs) erect for an ADULT is the average? That's kind of small lol, are you American?

is that what you tell your girlfriend?

It literally did. I had a girlfriend in high school the year I took weightlifting for PE, and I have one now in college since I got back into lifting. I swear having muscles and not being skeletal is what makes me attractive to girls.

Dude same here, I actually considered asking her about it but luckily I realized how bad of an idea that really is.
Orlando?

she's wearing an alliance (WoW) shirt

should be fairly easy to figure out. was she a WoW player?

the hell is wrong with your legs m8

Go to motherless and search Whiteberry for more.

Straya mate.

Not to my knowledge but she is distinctly geeky and her former boyfriend would no doubt be the type to upload revenge porn.

Also I have it on good authority she sucks a mean dick.

...

See motherless com G5FF2DFE

That's an awkwardly small black box.

it's far away from the camera. from the video I'd say it's a completely average 6ish inches.

Naw man definitely under 5 incher there

my penor looks like that and it's a little over 6" desu

at least i got normal legs ;^)

well now I know its not her, good thing I never asked her about it.
Imma go beat off and go to bed now. Thanks

Well then I must be 8" cause my dick goes way closer to my bellybutton then tht

you a small dick nigga

you're lying

No, it made me get a good fem fuckboi

Same. Can't go balls deep in wife. Last time I did half the bed was covered in blood. Only go half way in and gotta control myself.

cuck detected

power stance breh

yes met my current gf on 4cha lmao

he is not the one with cuck pictures saved on his computer

>you have to identify with the picture to save it
Reddit everyone

Unless you're in the rare air of men so attractive that they can pull without talking, lifting wont' do shit. The biggest factor is a social circle.

Not even him, but what you save does say a lot about you.
Fucking idiot.

>you can't save a pic you found funny or want to use to dismiss someone
Reddit ladies and gentlemen

Moar

4U

she's okay,
people comment all the time how hot she is.
and her parents are rich AF.
but still have feelings for that qt3.14 from highscool
sometimes meet up with her and have a chat.
see how things are going
flirt a little and tell her see you next year

flacid you mean?

We actually use the metric system a lot less than people realise.

>I'm totally not a faggot guise, i sthwear!

Audibly laughed, thanks user

you are flirting with some qt in highschool?

i feel like i might be the only one here that is out of the loop... but... I'm pretty sure that is his sister.. i remember seeing this on a incest site

>porn on incest sites is real incest

hey bro I can be your girlfriend tonight!

that picture isn't even funny.
>haha check out these hilarious folders full of thick black dick pics, I use them to dismiss my enemies

bonjour reddit
if its triggering this hard, its doing its job

no, yeah it is his sister. lemme look it up hold on

Yet it's getting sucked by a smiling girl while we're on Veeky Forums, talking about some random guy's dick size

>Did lifting give you a nice gf?
kinda

but you dont even lift

and you dont have a gf

Man that sucks

true

mine is acting up now anyway :/

fuck them bitches

her insecurity is /bad/

show dat tren dick senpai and he give u the succ

Hahaha
7" here, don't even think that's super big
Lol kill yourselves

gona drive through and fuck her silly in ~2weeks

Insecurity detected

Knee hyperextension. It is genetical, I have the same thing and it makes you more prone to knee injuries. Tore my ACL a year ago because of it.

Hurts like a bitch to come down on after going for a dunk

Avg is 5.5, guy
>8.5 reporting in

Holy fuck he must have eaten that so carefully not to have any on that nice-ass sweater.

my sides

censored pornography is not allowed, banned

No, it gave me the confidence to date though, but that only showed me how much women lie and manipulate.