AMERICAN Veeky ForumsIZENS:

Not drinking Samuel Adams Rebel IPA.
>not
>Gonna
>MAKE IT

Both. Simultaneously.

enjoy your water retention.

Why not both?
Boilermakers all round!

The blood of Muslims
t. European

Beer because it at least has some micros

Hard liquor is basically empty calories brehs

whole milk

1 gallon

hard liquor is basically candy

>The blood of Muslims
>t. European

I actually cringed.

Lmfao. If you're so fucking "blood-crazed", why are you AFRAID TO FUCKING LEAVE YOUR HOUSE?

If you're such a "brave crusader", how come you have a "oneitis" who you spend EVERY FUCKING NIGHT DREAMING ABOUT while she IGNORES you?

Why have you NEVER BROKEN A LAW IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE (besides torrenting hentai)?!

OH WAIT. It's because you're a fucking PATHETIC, SOCIALLY ANXIOUS, incel CORPSE who is LITERALLY DIAGNOSED WITH AUTISM. You literally need to take MEDICINE because your parents and society think that you're weird to the point of fucking ILLNESS. LMFAO.

You don't do ANYTHING. You've NEVER done anything. You never WILL do anything. You'll just get angry, continue to lift weights by yourself, and post about "muh race war" on Veeky Forums. That's all you CAN do. You /pol/fags are a fucking JOKE.

> hard liquor is candy

What planet do you live on where actual hard liquor is sweet and easy to consume?

Go ahead, tell me Single Malt Scotch Whiskey is sweet tasting....idiot.

t. troll from /pol/

>Not drinking your own homebrewed beer made 100% in the United States with all-American ingredients.

whole milk faggot

...

Whiskey or beer today?
iron

nutritionally breh

That's some delicious pasta

>Muh iron pill

Only a small percentage of humans have the fortitude to be extremely disciplined their whole life, and their life suffers in other ways because of it.
K, I'll give you that.

Both.

Except I'm going to be drinking Canadian Whisky for the lulz.

Oh. Ok then

EDGY
D
G
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nothing like good o' american budweiser. srs not srs

>owned by Brazilians.

pls no

HUEHUEHUEHUE

>Whiskey or beer today?
I had a cheap-ass beer last night (Fosters oilcan) to console myself for fucking up so bad at my race, but it's back to training tomorrow so no alcohol at all for me, unless I want to fuck up some more.

yo americans what actually happened today and why does everyone care so much

pls be trolling

no for real the rest of the world doesn't actually know or care .

Today is the day the continental congress actually presented the Declaration of Independence to the American colonists and independence was technically declared from Great Britain b

>what is the internet?

It's when we declared independence from Great Britain and kick started us into becoming a nation.

>falling for the Irish Jew juice
Tequila at least was created in the Americas.

>why does everyone care so much
>4 reel no one cares

Iron kinda served you real good in that there civil war, why aren't you making some gains for uncle Sam? America seems like the place people only dream about, why would you stop making it great by lifting weights and shooting guns and discriminating against minorities for a day just to get blindingly disgustingly drunk and fat like the filthy fucking poms who fucked you over in the first place?

No for real, it's not like almost EVERY SINGLE OTHER FUCKING COUNTRY IN THE WORLD MODELED THEIR CONSTITUTION AND OWN FIGHT FOR INDEPENDENCE AFTER THE U S OF FUCKING A. BUT YEAH SURE NOBODY ELSE KNOWS. GET REAL YOU AUSSIE/CHINK FAGGOT AND GO BACK TO DEBTOR'S PRISON WHERE YOUR SHITHOLE OF A COUNTRY CAME FROM

Too bad what the Founding Fathers envisioned lasted about five whole minutes before some other motherfuckers started fucking it all up.

wow the burgers get really passionate about their special little day don't they

U WANT TO WRASTLE M8
I'll take a shit right on your queens face, just a big old dump where it runs into her nose and mouth and she just says "Oh My" repeatedly.
Burger land best land

triptard pls go

Pasta or mad jelly nigger? We just don't know.

But if a was a betting man, i'd say ass-mad nigger/muslim/poo-in-loo.

There's actually a lot of them on Veeky Forums because they are insecure due to hot white women of the country they immigrated to reject them since they are violent and incapable of making money.

>they are insecure due to hot white women of the country they immigrated to reject them
Lmfao. What world are you living in?

I was in France the other day. You know what all the guys I saw with hot white girls had in common? BARELY ANY OF THEM WERE WHITE. LMFAO.The same girls you spend HOURS white knighting for online WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, while they fucking DREAM about Ali and Tyrone.

I'm not stupid, obviously women do sometimes find (good looking) white men attractive. But you /pol/ browsing autists who've convinced yourselves that being white in itself is somehow worth ANYTHING are fucking RETARDED. The things that attract women are things like height, face, frame, dick size, robustness, low-inhibitions. Unfortunately for stormfag incels like you, blacks and north Africans are on top in those areas.

>while they fucking DREAM about Ali and Tyrone
sounds like their problem and not mine

>tfw can't process acetaldehyde properly
>tfw have acetaldehyde dehydrogenase deficiency
>tfw can't drink without throat closing
Haha s-straight edge f-for life

Fuck off you freedom hating faggot.

>still thinking america is the only country with freedom

Happy independence day neighbour, glad to be a part of it

s-sorry we tried to take your country breh

Neither, but don't drink either one anyway.

>Norway
>Sweden
Hows that Islamic Dick taste cuck.

Rum. It vaguely originates in the new world desu

On the bright side you get paid a bit more, so you can use that money paying for the health care when you inevitably get shot

>reproduce and get paid
Worth the risk

ez $ ez bitches
hell yea

>celebrating a war between two groups of identical white people for a land that wasn't even theirs

congrats on being the most hated country ever

daily reminder that the British is responsible for most of the bad shit we experience today
>existence of America
If only they gave what the colonies wanted in the first place: representation with taxation
>existence of Israel
Daily reminder that the Balfour declaration was made because a jew helped in the creation of a gunpowder additive which the British used during WWI. The creation of Israel created the tension we see today in the Middle East which breeds terrorism as we know it.
>escalation of WWII
Daily reminder that the British could have led a coalition to meet Hitler in Poland when he took Warsaw. Hitler himself admitted that had he been acted upon immediately after Poland the war would have ended there.
>Brits
>caring about Poles
Pick one

didn't read lol

go back to /pol/ you fat dyel fuck

i took an adderall and some phenibut so i could (attempt to) work on music all day

everyone i know celebrated yesterday anyway

Funny thing is the Brits and Frenchies thought that declaring war would be enough to make him back down.

didn't read lol can't tell if you're chatting shit about uk or us but fuck off

>shitting on brits
>/pol/
>doesn't know that most /pol/acks are from britain
lel

The answer to your question is literally addressed on the first sentence

> ability to buy and carry firearms
95% in most of America (no full auto, bunch of bullshit for supressors)
> free speech
100% - eat dick UK

>celebrating the slide into degeneracy and increase of cultural marxism