PENIS HEALTH THREAD

What's your resting heart rate and blood pressure?

70-77 Heart Rate on average

Blood pressure is in the safe zone but I can't remember the number

I do get morning wood on occasion, but I don't get guaranteed woodies like I used to.

for the dick tip you could put some moisturizer on it and wear comfy underwear i would think. but yeah most cut guys have dry dick heads

that's why you ignore females for the greater good (worldwide race war)

Just finished a 30 minute wanking sesh, trying to keep my PC and BC muscles relaxed. Nearly blew at about 20 mins in but took control and relaxed, without stopping the wanking motion, hopefully I'll get to the point where I can almost fully control it

The whole I'm horsing so I must be high test is a meme. As for not getting morning wood, maybe you're too cold at night, you don't wake up at the right phase of sleep for morning wood or you're low blood pressure

Horny not horsing

When im in the gym, the blood leaves my dick and makes it look like im popping a chub. What can I do to prevent this? I have somewhat tight boxers and it doesnt help.

My crotch gets really hot and sweaty/sticky all the damn time. It's not even big when soft but it just radiates fucking heat. I constantly have to rearrange myself

I hate it

Got 6in hard going and am happy but hate that got fucking small ass dick when flaccid like if anyone saw it not had I'd be embarrassed. How make flaccid bigger cuz my dick looks like an accordion cuz all the skin my hard on uses.

What you described is 100% normal for a cut dick.
I literally still have no idea why circumcisions are done in the first world.

Same man. Im just under 6in hard but when my dick is flaccid that shit is sitting at 2 inches. My biggest fear is someone seeing it flaccid

Two words:
PENIS CURVATURE.
How do I fix it?

Mfw 2 inches flop, 7.5 erecting
It's called a pleasant surprise senpai

Same, that bastard sticks out sometimes when I'm wearing not baggy underwear working out, shit looks fucking bad. It's like hard nipple except fladic dick.

>7x5.5

>doesnt matter cause im not using it

>live in a county supposed to be among the top 10 for dick lenght
>barely made it to 13cm
Kill me

Haven't had sex for 6 years. Hooked up a grill and couldn't get hard. I mean I was hard before we undressed and it was time to do some action. I know that shiy like that happens and it's all in the head but what to do to prevent this next time? No porn? No fap?

You werent used to being in a grills presence so you panicked and went soft. Happened to me first time fucking my gf, went away after the second time

Same, girl gave me hand job first date and couldn't get hard. Wasn't a very prideful moment.

>haven't been fapping using my penis for 2 months
>notice that dick isn't getting as hard as it could before
What's happening Veeky Forums?

Dudes i might have a problem or i might be hella paranoid
so my left testicle is bigger than my right , yea no worries there but it is lying in a horizontal plane while my right is in a vertical plane
whatdo.txt

Could be varicocele.

>tfw girls think you have a big dick because of height and frame

anybody else have this prblem? im 5 inches long and 4.5 girth and the whores at my job come onto me but im to afraid to go through with it because im sure itll spread like wildfire.

Just curious, your resting heart rate is sad, could be a little bit lower.
If your blood pressure is in the safe zone also, double check numbers see if there is anything you could do to also lower it slightly.
>adding more fish to diet
>cardio that puts you above 170bpm regularly

Out of curiosity are you within the 23-27 age group and do you smoke or drink?

Penis curvature is a natural curve found in all penises due to slightly uneven development.
Unless your penis makes a full 90 degree turn somewhere, let it alone.

>rate is sad
ignore this, typo.
your resting heart rate is ok.

and what now?
btw i don't feel any pain or anything , my testacle works properly

I dunno. If it troubles you go see a doctor, it's better to false alert I think.

Lads. I'm just under 7x5, which is pretty decent, but I'm pretty insecure about it. Are jelqing and pumps a meme? How do I avoid fucking up my dick?

youre insecure about having an above average dick? Fuck off. I know people that would literally kill for that. (Its me)

fuck off please

I have three slightly raised parts on the head of my dick (circumcised) I've had a few encounters of unprotected sex, any STI's that do this?

varicocele, spermatic cord inflammation are pretty common. if you really think it's an issue see a doctor, almost every man has one or two tiny varicoceles in the huge spider web that is your testicle veins.

We all have different standards user. I've always aimed for perfection, and if jelqing and pumps will help me achieve that, then I'll do it, but I don't want to fuck up my dick. Hence why I'm asking.

I probably should , I've had this condition for a long time now but I'm starting to worry now

I seriously never shower at the gym because I am so ashamed about how tiny it is when flaccid - epecially after a hard work-out. Like less than an inch! Usually maybe 2 inches. 6.5 when hard but damn am I scarred of anyone, women especially, seeing it flaccid....

hello friend
while I agree completely, that 0.5 inch of girth is not worth risking function

>0.5 inch of girth

Is that really all the gains that can be got from it? Pr

i cant cum during sex

im a gay bottom so it hasnt mattered that much so far, but i would be nice if i could ya know?

i can masturbate on my own fine, i maintain a raging erection while having sex so i know i like the other guy, fucking feels great, i just never cum.

weve fucked, sucked, jerked, everything. nothing works.

help!

>Is this something I'm supposed to moisturize everyday or is this just a side effect of being circumsized?
Both.
Blame your parents.

that's a real fucking shame

maybe try and let go of your sinful ways?

My dick is 7.5x6.5"

What do I do now

It feels like winning a game with no prize

Maybe you're not really gay?

You just gotta make sure you fuck the shit out one really well so she only has good things to say about your humble cock. Or at least go down on her really well.

I too have a big penis with no pics to prove it. Feels good

I dunno if these are dudes you've been in a relationship with or if it was just casual sex, but it could be that you just weren't comfortable enough with them to cum at the time. I've had to fuck girls a couple times before I was able to cum because I just couldn't relax enough the first time or two.

Are you gay
Why would you want pics

>6.5" girth

I don't think so. That is literally off the charts, pretty much unheard of.

>taking Zoloft
>dick doesn't work

Kill me, senpai

I feel like most people lie about their measurements

im 7x5.5 if I bone press, practically speaking im probably 6.5".

girls are lucky, everyone has the same hole. they dont have to worry about all this shit.

>to prove it

This is absolutely not true, some girls have the rankest looking flaps between their legs and get pretty self conscious about it.

girls dont have to worry about getting hard

girls dont have to worry about being a certain size

girls dont have to worry about keeping it up

all the pressure is on the guy, all a girl has to do is sit there and take it.

Buy a bathmate, pump and try to put your dick in straight and pump in the opposite direction of the curve.
It's been helping for me.

Yeah I can't argue with those points.

They worry about getting wet.
They worry about the size of their pussylips, their smell/taste, discharge, etc.
They worry about staying wet.

They can experience pain (endometriosis and vulvodynia are surprisingly common, but sometimes it has no real reason, or is due to stress or even performance anxiety). They can be unable to achive orgasm, feel pressure to achive it and hence experience anxiety which makes it even worse.

Don't make a pissing contest out of it. It's not as noticable for women as when a guy looses his boner, but they have problems too.

My gf had and for a long time we could barely have sex. Every time we tried she'd experience pain, which made her tense up every time we tried, which would cause more pain, etc. etc. Forget about orgasming, she'd be happy if she could take a dicking for more than five min and not b in pain. She's fine now but she felt extremly bad about it, felt worthless, like less of a woman, low confidence, lots of crying. etc.

im not saying girls have no problems, but having a vagina will always make you desirable

if a guy has a 3 inch dick he's fucked FOR LIFE. he'll always have anxiety and have to worry about what people think.

True, but I was not arguing against guys vs girls on the whole, but against those specific points. Girls don't have it as bad and dicklets, but then again no one does. I'd rather be a Jew in 1940's Germany and have an 8 incher than be the SS officers who shoots him but have a 3 inch babycock....

What if he was like, johnny lightning fingers and was fuckin amazing with his mouth.

If guys with 3 inch dicks couldn't get laid we wouldn't still have guys with three inch dicks user.
Dick size is genetic.
Someone in that family had to put his tiny baby dick into a vagina.

He would be TERRIBLE in bed because he has the idea in his head that no woman could be satisfied by him, and therefore he would have 0 confidence and even less experience.

In practice you don't even need a dick to please a woman. I mean lesbians are a thing after all...

Was easier in a time of arranged marriges an no premarital sex. It did away with sexual selection. In fact I've even heard it suggested that the reason niggers have bigger cocks is that their heathen ways included no ban on premarital sex, hence sexual selection for bigger dicks. Don't know if there is any truth to it though.

the dick isnt even the problem

it's the shattered confidence you have from being insecure

Are you circumcised?

so did i get my dinkle size from my mom or my dad? it's prettty average, i think the girth might be considered big though.

who /phimosis/ here?

try diff positions. cowboy is a good one

I have it but only slightly. My foreskin doesn't extend all the way back and the skin around my frenulum is white and hard.

Shit hurts if I cum more than twice when having sex which sucks because my current girl seems to wanna keep going all the time :/

Decided to measure myself for the first time since high school yesterday.

17.5 CM. 6.8 inches.

I always thought I was 7 inches.

That's like the difference between 5'11 and 6 foot.

I'm a dick manlet, Veeky Forums.

Hold me.

are you really going to mope over 0.5 cm

YES

Where do you think you are, lad

try again at different times of the day, over a period of time. maybe it fluctuates breh

Yo BRAHS.

Will MK677/GH cause growth of my penile organ?

>tfw have penis papules

Ok fit I need some help with me going down on girls (not penis related but whatever)

Whenever I go down on a girl it's hard for me to stick my fingers in when I'm sucking on her clit and I usually end up with my face sideways so I have room for my fingers. How do guys suck on the clit with their race straight down without the chin getting in the way of the fingers?!

we're all gonna make it breh

My willy is an appropriate size
But
I have fordyce's spots
How do I get rid of them??????

It's man cleavage, that's all

The fact that you think your penis is getting bigger is normal. Feel right above your dick, you have a little fat pad. If you lose weight, that goes away, which gives you more dick. Use it as motivation

I'm uncut, but I think the dry dick head is normal for cutbros

Forget the fingers, you really don't need them. It really is all about establishing a rhythm with your tounge on the clit. It just takes a minute or two of patience. Try locking their legs with your arms. They often try to squirm out right before they Cum and sabotage themselves.

Rub your penis down with extra virgin coconut oil.

I also use it for lube, shaving my ass and groin, and inject a small amount into my urethrea with an oral syringe ( once its lubed up it slips in pretry easy)

I made my own shaving oil just for my balls and cleaning my penis, added a single drop of peppermint essential oil to a a few ozs of coconut oil. Feels good bro

Also good for massaging lady/man friends

Help

i damaged my foreskin with sex/masturbating like a month ago and i can't fucking heal it, i heal a little and then fuck it up having sex again, i can't wait more than 4 days without having to jack off. is there some cream or something to make it heal in 1-2 days?

How much dick is too much?
I say around 7 inches.

The more frequently i train the harder it is for me to get it up and the less urges i have. Help pls.

r u me

Haven't fapped for a few days cuz work has kept me busy enough to make me pass out as soon as I get home. I have this pressure in my crotch like I have to piss all the time, even right after I piss. This tends to happen after a few days of no-fap.

Does that happen to anyone else?

Could be prostatitis.

Started putting coconut oil on overnight as a moisturizer. My dick has never felt smoother

Sorry to hijack this thread but i need penis advice.

My boyfriend hates his penis and wont let me play with it or give him bjs but he will have sex occasionally.

He says other girls have called it small but its really not, its probably because its one that gets bigger when hard and its a bit curved.

I can tell him everything true about it:
its not small and it looks normal, its on par with others Ive seen and he only can think of other girls talking shit.

He is really good in bed but not only that hes the only one that has ever made me cum and i love him too.

So how do i convince him of that and make him let me diddle his piddle?