Coming out of gym

>coming out of gym
>see this

what do?

leave my cell, my pager, and my home phone

but first, lemme take a selfie

Take my routing parking lot vomit session on it

Not care. OP, grow up.

Routine*

>I fought in the war for this

move to Utah and form a polygamous relationship with 2d waifus

What's up with the barcode license plate?

Nice

run

Nice meme

unlock it and get in

Call the police and find the fucker who did that to my car.

Find out if this is from a certain anime and watch it. If he put this on his car it has to be gr8

Fate series m8

Key that shitty Sakura out

Made it infinitely better

this

I want to make tender love to Tohsaka and her anus.

Put dick in the exhaustion pipe

>my pager
I forgot about these..

Make this man my new lifting buddy

but Sakura is fucking thiq, has sexual experience, and knows how to cook

Listen here, nigger. Sakura is a bugfucker who was trained to search for a clueless guy and try to make him her cuck. You have bad taste if you wouldn't choose Rin, a real woman who would not only actually love you, but encourage you to be the very best without having to fuck some bugs

>Man

Become a nigger and cum on Saber

>154 cm
>42 kg
And they want us to beieve such a tiny woman really was the King of England? lmao

Rin>Saber>>>>>>>>>>>>Wormslut

underrated

Mire his bravado.

shoot post workout cummies on the back of it

Kill myself for living in Utah

burn

Key it.