ITT I'm at a bar with all my Veeky Forums brehs

Milk please. Your game is dumb

Ok, here you go.
>Just some still water thank you
Suddenly the bar turns into a lake and shortly a dozen nymphs are swimming towards me only to proceed to give me sensual head in the shades of the nearby willow.

Russian pls, no way she can out drink me

Just a water please

anything but a faggot russian please

Go fuck off Jason Blahas's larp thread, we are trying to order a gin tonic in here.
--->

well gin on the rocks with two limes

vodka

Rolling, and rum and root beer

...

>don't like alcohol
trash tier female or pussi boi detected

rolling

>vodka
>a neutral spirit good for nothing except mixing and being a faggot
pleb detetcted

daily reminder 9/10 people cant tell the difference between kirkland signature vodka and "top shelf" vodka

Drinking old golden hen. No American tonight

gib brooke even tho no anal

white gummi bear

I drink to get drunk pussy
>le russian standard is my favourite
but you're right

rolling

Good tastes. I always order a White Russian, but I'll give that a try

Roll on

Beer and any kind of whiskey

rolling for madelyn

Rollins

Appletini and Long Island Red Tea.
>he drinks alcohol for the taste
Lmao

a white russian because I'm not a filthy heathen

White Russian or Old Fashioned.

>2016
>still drinking

wow hurrrrr i need booze to have fun. lol you are all so fucking pathetic. Instead of drinking and literally KILLING your gains why don't you just have some water or a tasty banana berry protein shake?

pok

>Madelyn is literally perfect
everytime

pls klara or brooke

CHAD

*tips fedora*

Jack Daniels, neat.

CHAAAAD BE MINE

pls no Aafia

Pint of lager

Jade best option.

Rollin for Breanna.

>Free gym membership

:I

I'll have a pint of whatever is on the tap cause I'm not a fucking women

rawlin

:DD

rolan

this needs to be updated.

rollin.

what the fuck. am i destined to live alone forever?

cmon

Henry Rollins

Katya or chad pls

let me have chad this time

rrroll

soda cam

hjhjhjhj

A subtle coffee papaya ipa microbrew

Rolling

I'm mixed between Colette, Naomi and Lizzy

Big fan of Old Fashioned myself. A lot of places I've been to make it a little wrong though. The places / bartenders that make it right I remember.

How are the cons at Madelyn actual cons? Unless you're a numale or a nigger, I guess.

chad get

Raul

Double Crown and Coke, slice of lime. If they don't have Crown Royal, any whiskey will do.

Gib madelyn

Rounding

Rolling for qt

rolling

Roll

I'm pretty sure Julie is somehow based off my ex. Literally every line fits. And she was Asian too

AMF and a shot of absinthe for my friend here

MADELYN OR CHAD

roll away

son of a bitch, I would have settled for like 80% of the described girls, why did I have to roll the goblin?

Rolling

Rollin bustas

Trollin'

>I order rum and water
>The bar turns into a pirate tavern in Nassau

Is this what you meant?

>Anonymous 07/04/16(Mon)22:12:53 No.37801971▶
rawlawl

ROLLING TBQHWYF

Katya, Kayla, or Collete ROLLLL

>going to bars
is this autism?

broll

nice contribution

good vodka is anything I don't taste

none of these chicks have decent tits

rolling for chad

rolling

test

Give me what I deserve

roll

well, you got him user

what are you going to do with him

ROLLING PLEASE GIF

Roll de roolll

Ralling