If i use squat plugs and dildos and shit

if i use squat plugs and dildos and shit
will i get bph or prolapse or some shit?
i heard it can fuck up your anus muscles
and you wont be able to control your shit.

I remember this pic, older than the internet. I really hope this bitch turned into a servile housewife and gets tied up and dicked down so hard she's sore for days while screaming DADDY

Us oldfags rite

Squat plugs are a Veeky Forums meme. Stop falling for and/or perpetuating memes.

oh

the idea that your butt will get rekt if you put stuff in it is retarded

the anal sphincter is a msucle just like any other - if anything, the more you strain it the tighter it will get.

Is being a basement slave not enough for you people these days?

i think basement slave is worse

who dis bitch be?

google no help me, ive been on here since 2010, so i may not be that much of an oldfag to remember

I tore my anus taking a shit mate. I'd be careful about putting anything in there.

>jamming stuff in your butt makes it tighter

>who dis bitch be?
>google no help me,
srsly?

Underrated

i've busted many nuts to this pic

that fuckin pose
the face
the ears
the leg

goddamn

Are you kidding? You honestly thought you put a plug in your ass to keep shit from falling out when you squat? What kind of retard can't exhibit enough mental control to not shit themselves, even under stress? Fuck, these people can vote.

>putting things into your butt at all

>not getting fisted regularly
>not doing sphincter workouts

Eventually yes.

Depending on how intense you go you may lose control over your sphincter by the age of 40.
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She had a baby.

ye i always have to shit before a workout

sphincter workouts?

How do you know?

source?

Just tighten your butthole, hold it for five seconds, then release. Rinse and repeat.
I can take some pretty big things, but I could tear someone's dick off with my ass as well.

You obviously have never squatted anything higher than like 2 plate. Once you start getting up to elite numbers, trust me, a squat plug is something you ARE going to want to use

She's like 14 nigga

Looks like someone needs a talk plug

That's why we like her!

>at the gym bathroom
>huge alpha Chad standing next to me
>see him pull a squat blog out of his gym bag
>proceeds to lube it up
>bends over and shoves it up his anus
>sees the look of absolute horror on my face
>"leg day" says the hulking brute
>"haha, maybe you could show me how to do that"
>Chad squints his eyes
>"whatever, fag"
>walk out of the bathroom and start my sets on the hip abductor machine

Squat plug*

A tighter anus isn't always a good thing. Sometimes anal fissures can be caused by hyperactive sphincters (too tight all the time --> not enough blood / oxygen flow --> lesion ).

Jailbait this powerful should be outlawed.