Pearly Penile Papules

How to get rid of this shit?

Squeeze them.

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I have them, i dont care.

What do girls say when they see you penor and you have this?

Had 5 girls, never did one say anything or hesitate to do something with it

not shit lol don't trip brah

the only solution is surgery
but it's a very comestic thing to do, most girls dont give a fuck unless they are too noticeable, and u have zoomed in all the way

Doesn't it make the dick head more sensitive or something? wouldn't that be better for you?

Not op, I'm the one that doesn't care, yes they are quite sensitive.

With a scalpel and balls of steel. Or an angle grinder, your choice.

That's category 3 knob rot OP
Your whole dicks gonna fall off if you don't cut them off ASAP

Why bother getting rid of it? It's totally normal.

Why contain it?

Pretty sure that they burn them off with a laser.

By not being a subhuman

Mix a bottle with 1/4 bleach, 3/4 water, mix it, then pour a bit of the mixture on a paper towel then rub it on the bumps. I only do it like 2 times a week but so far it's pretty much got rid of them

they wear off if you actually have sex once in a while (pull your forskin back and leave it there).

>being 12 yo
>holy shit what the fuck is this shit?
>thinking it was some kind of std
>even though I never fucked a girl obviously
>too afraid to tell my parents
>fuck I'm going to die
>mfw

Why do you care? Have you ever had a complaint? Even if you did, if someone asked you to get surgery to split the head of your dick in half and form a little heart shape, would you do it?

They're harmless. Leave them alone.

This exactly

>freaking out because sex ed never talked about this
>balls and dick itch so adjusting scratching a lot
>make peace with the fact that I've had a good child hood and am ready to die


Apparently they're due to the hair follicles being torn out all the time (from scratching your dick and balls a lot) completely normal, this is one of the reasons I can't stand porn you never see that shit even though its a common occurrence

>he has hair follicles on the head of his penis

Fucking freak

Not on the head but the lower half of the shaft and obviously balls. Ops problem is probably because he touches his dick to much and doesn't wash himself well enough.

>It's totally normal.
no

Aren't those just Fordyce Spots.

Be lucky they're on your penis bro. I have 0 on my penis but I have some on my lips.

90% of the population has them. You lucked out on placement.