How do I become this guy?
How do I become this guy?
Cameron Moore
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Hunter Scott
>Shitty beer
>can't afford razor
>gf has downs
Why would you want that?
Adrian Rodriguez
lmao his body is terrible but his face and genetics are 11/10, it's just not fair
Aiden Butler
Just follow the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
Joseph Lewis
>christina hendricks
>downs
btfo shittaste
Jaxon Nelson
I think it's his shirt. Always see guys with girls around their arms wearing that shirt. It's not a tank top......I can't really ID it
Xavier Jackson
Sure she's hot but there's no way she doesn't have downs. Her eyes look in 2 different directions sometimes.
Ryan Wilson
People are rarely perfectly symmetrical, it's why fake faces look so weird to us.
Eyes not being perfectly aligned is normal.
Parker Anderson
truly the most attractive woman
she has big tits. that's it.
Caleb James
His body's pretty decent by normie standards. He has a good frame.
Leo Roberts
My grandma looks like that when she smiles. She is 92
Julian Wood
This system actually works tbqh.
Connor Garcia
A GOLDEN GOD
Cooper Morgan
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system
Jackson Hughes
Am I being memed right now?
Aiden Bennett
His body was sculpted to the proportions of Michaelangelos David
Tyler Adams
>>Because of the implications
Nolan Howard
...
Anthony Parker
Imagine working on set with Christina Hendricks and constantly having to hide your boner.
She's built like a fucking pornstar but at least on set with them they'll fucking expect you to get one.
Adrian Murphy
Well shit i am like 5 weeks cutting away from that body.
Too bad i would never feel satisfied with this level of mediocrity
Colton Martinez
Literally just be funny. Girls cannot resist funny. That's the guy from Always Sunny, if you're referring to having Christina Hendricks laying over you.
He literally got it by being funny.
Connor Gomez
>ywn spill your spaghetti in front of her
Kevin Cooper
This is the kind of mentality that will never land you the girl you desire. Actors are fucking normal people as well, stop being so fucking impressed just because they are famous. Most of the guys on this board worship famous people and it's pathetic. You guys hinder yourself from getting what you want because you don't believe deserve it.
Jonathan Fisher
Cringeeee
Hunter Martinez
So Chrsitina Hendricks husband was definitely cucked by Dennis wasn't he?
Zachary Mitchell
>tfw you realize who she's married to
Carter Sanders
>men just have to be billionaires
k got it
Ethan Richardson
MUMMY
John Moore
Who is it?
Nolan Adams
She was together with Dennis before she got married I think.
But hell yes she is cucking the guy she's married to
>not planning to have children
lmao
This, they just play it off as a joke because they don't want people to know this
Adam Murphy
Use >implications and the D.E.N.N.I.S system.
Grayson Thompson
Dennis's character (at least prior to the last couple seasons where he's gone completely insane) definitely based on Glenn Howerton's real life personality.
Aiden Ramirez
>Be main character of IASIP
>Therefore be pretty funny
>Be comfortable
>Talk to her
Justin Russell
That's not his gf. He meant his actual gf, not the girl in the pic.
Luis Morales
>But hell yes she is cucking the guy she's married to
Or maybe she's having a loving faithful marriage? What is it with you guys and that cuck shit.
Him.