Jaw Training

Cut to skeleton mode and your jaw will look like that

steroids + chewing gum = bigger mandible muscle

and being lean

alright, took another picture. This time equal or even further away from the camera. Still a noticeable difference in a month.

On one pic you're relaxed on the other you're clenching.

you're just meming breh
mewing doesn't work. Also your face doesn't look better in the second pic at all

Sucking your cock 3xF
Sucking my cock 5x5

You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why? I’d rather see your titties.

Tren

Yeah, if you watch the video that's the whole point. To go from mouthbreathing to keeping the tongue in the roof of the mouth at all times.
youtube.com/watch?v=NvoX_wEtwDk
There's a longer clip somewhere, but can't be bothered with looking

did you keep your teeth together while doin the mewing exercise? i always feel like im forcing myself to grind my teeth

then do relaxed comparison and we can talk about gains

matt stonie, competitive eater

insane jaw muscles

He has to have done some serious training. You can look at his videos from when he was 19, and he has no jaw. Now it looks like he could crack a fucking walnut with his mouth.

Yeah, but im not using any force to bite down. Kind of just keep them together and then tense my jaw muscles. You will feel your chin and jaw ache after a while. Now i just do it pretty much by default during the day.

A few post up you can see me with the same posture relaxing in both photos. Like i said, i though it was a meme, but decided to try it out, It takes no effort and no time and it worked great for me, so try it out yourself. I can't do more than tell people my experience.

So...how do I get the incredible mandible?

He's always had a strong jaw you fucknig retards, it's just that he was chubbier before so you didn't see it as properly.

Face gains IS a meme

that means nothing
furious pete is a competitive eater too

You gotta link?

I feel like I'm just tensing the bone or something.

good to see someone's committed at least the superficial content of /pol/ to memory

Mmmmmm, nope. His hair is hiding some of it, but that jaw in the first picture is fucking square, and this one is definitely not.

Just get surgery you fucking melts

I seriously don't get how he can be so lean. Does he hibernate?

...and he has massive masseters you idiot

That has nothing to do with bone structure though, my small dicked friend. The asian guy has just good jaw genetics.

No fucking shit idiot, and even then furious pete's face looks bloated as fuck, op is asking for jaw training, and chewing when coupled with proper breathing and jaw exercise objectively

1. decreases fat around the neck and under the sides of the jaw
2. builds masseters giving the appearence of a wider face

of course you can't build the bone but the above is what you do to CREATE THE NEXT BEST THING. All else fails you go the surgery route

Why are you so buttblasted? Do you really have a small dick? Or recessed chin? Or what?

This?
youtube.com/watch?v=0vn47Dwd7Mw

jaw shape is genetical

Which "part" of the tongue do you need to push against the top of your mouth?

get there as much as ju kan

Anecdotal evidence, but I always used to chew shit for hours a day as a child, plastic, metal etc, and now I have a strong af jawline and a jaw muscle powerful enough to bite through a tin can.

He looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome with those fucking retarded eyes

lel your after pic is just you jutting your jaw towards the camera, dumbass

why would you want that it looks like shit

do you post comments on porn videos by any chance?

No. I'm autistic, but not to that degree. These are verses from Jon Laoie's song.

>2016
>still doing "mewing", the calisthenics of facial exercise
>not tying a kettlebell to your jaw and clenching for 5x5

Cuz youre a fucking idiot who more than likely thinks he isnt

Ecstasy and chewing gum

>slightly visible abs
>still a fat face
JUST

Can you please explain what exactly you do? I watched/read all I could find and am still having trouble with this. I can''t seem to get the back of my tongue to stay on the roof of my mouth.

Do you like.. suction the tongue to the roof of the mouth or do you just keep it there consciously?

Any tips /advice would be super appreciated.

Is ok user. I got it immediately
>and I can't put my first in your childhood dreams

>not doing cheekbone lifts

psst Hey you
yeah you

You look like a discerning individual, one that isn't satisfied with the myths of chewing gum and mewing.

You and I both know that only exercises the muscle, not the bone.
And it's bone gains you want, am i right? of course I am

What if I told you there was a way to increase bone mass?

The shaolin kung fu temples have known about it for ages, so have the muy thai martial artists and now it's well known in the mixed martial art community.

Let me share that insider knowledge with you

To make a bone grow, you have to hit it.
Hitting your bones and building up the force of the hit grows the bones just like working out a muscle, it makes them denser and stronger and bigger

That's how muy thai guys practice, by beating their shins with sticks and kicking concrete walls.

Well you can do the same with your chin.

Get a dense and strong stick and hit yourself in the jaw for five minutes just hard enough that it stings.

do it on both sides for 5 minutes and you could have jaws jaws.

how would you describe this jaw

I know this is bait, but its also kinda true. Id like to try but cant risk it

like bags of sand0

It's not bait, I've done it myself and it works.
That's why I posted it.

I just figured a satirical presentation would get more responses and the dumbasses who want to naysay it will just ignore the post.

6/10 maybe

also drink a lot of milk when you do it and take calcium and vitamen d supplements and tons of carbs and calories

kek

youtu.be/a-JyCZQBTqQ?t=9m8s

this desu

>some non-meme advice for shaping a genetic trait
kys and respawn, nigga

kys and respawn

Use magick.

Just power a thoughtform with your loosh, and you should able to change your genetic structure.

show jaw or gtfo

no face pics on Veeky Forums sorry

I would like to know more. If it's free and easy, why not try it.

I can say with confidence though that I have a stronger jaw line and higher cheekbones than most of this board.

But is it due to genetics or ancient shaolin magic?

*scratches chin*

So is this 'mewing' thing just proper tongue posture and chewing hard gum? I watched his video explaining it all, but it never really says what to do.

Can someone give me a quick rundown of 'mewing?' Am I supposed to be exercising something here?

probably a little of both.

My jaw definitely grew from regularly beating my chin with a stick. I've always had high cheek bones though

Cropping out your eyes makes you completely unrecognizable.

>spot reducation

end your "life"

The only people who should have a pic of my face is family members and the NSA

Who is this and why is he so cute?
No homo though.

actually if zyzz was anything to go by I probably don't have the strongest jawline on this board.

No one could link that pic back to you if you cropped it, so I'm going to assume you have a shit jaw.

How is mine?

For mewing shit am I supposed to have my front teeth together or my rear teeth (molars etc)

Can't do both as it seems I have an overbite

but because of that, it makes his face more rounded

pretty good
but this meme facial expression needs to end
it makes you look like a MASSIVE douche

bump

> literally normal mouth placement
> some faggot markets it as ONE WEIRD TRICK and retards on Veeky Forums and leddit eat it up

Thanks, Mew!

>some of you guys are alright
>don't go to school tomorrow