Who /dicklet/ in here

DIEEEEEEEEEEE YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS!

Why not just shower at home

>have a 6.5x5
>all my gf's say they've had bigger
>they all reference their love of big cocks during dirty talk

I've measure multiple times

I'm 7.5" x 6.5"

Yes I've measured it again and again

Only when really rock solid tho, there's like 3 types

Flaccid = 5"
Almost there (the size I jack off with) = 7"
Holy shit my dick is diamond = 7.5"

Girth is barely 6.5" but gets there when I'm 7.5"

Should I do cam lads? Will that make big money?

DIE

You guys and your dick insecurities. Jesus. I've never even thought about it. Or measured it for that matter.

Haven't measured, but I can confidently say "thick as fuck". There are plenty of people with longer dicks than me, I consider mine pretty short, but I need extra large condoms and most girls I have slept with haven't been able to take it all the way in without feeling pain, so I'm pretty happy with the hand I've been dealt.

tfw 8.0 x 5x5

DIE

what's your kik? I'll be the judge...

>all my gf's say they've had bigger
What a world we live in.

I don't have kik....

an open sexual market is beautiful isn't it user :^)

trickle down sexonomics at work`

>most girls haven't been able to take it in without feeling pain
>pretty happy

Right. Congratulations user

>trickle down sexonomics
I like you. I'll use that in the future

Look, you need to make sure you're erect before you go to the showers. They're all flaccid looking small, you got a raging boner. Shakes them up real good.

7 inches bone-pressed and thickness is pretty average. All studies say I have good size yet everyone in Veeky Forums is bigger.
My gf always say my dick is cute, but never big, fucking cunt.

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You got to remember that the person most ready to post their dick size, probably has a big dick. That or they're a liar.

So you have people with legitimately big dicks bragging about it and the people who are trolling, which skews the numbers.

>5.5 erect
>fucking 2 inches when flaccid
>1 inch when cold

just kill me

Stop fucking coal burners

Lol he doesn't understand

>tfw 4.5 inch girth
>Regular condoms are slightly loose

4.8 inch when hard
.5 inch when flaccid
inside body when cold

just kill me now.

This. Also, if your only bragging trump card is your dick size you might be more shallow than a puddle of dry semen

well if i were you i'd quit dating shitty women. im 5.5x4.5 and never experienced that

If you're that insecure, pee on everyone to claim superiority. You can then proceed to be friends as you have asserted your dominance over them.

Northern European here, I'm a grower and not a shower. So typically unaroused I'm a little guy, fully engorged I'm a solid 7.5 inches.

13cm dick here.
There's literally nothing wrong with it. And just so you know my country's average is supposed to be 16-17cm

7x4.5 here

Curse of the pencil

>in shower with gf
>shes massaging my pecs, feels nice
>she looks down
>sighs and says "why is it so little ..."
Didnt even know what to say to that brehs ;_;

that hurt me all the way over here user

Slap her

I'm the same but 6x5
Its average but I'm a manlet so I give up

>Tfw I never wanted feel this feel

Id dump her ass.

lmao, I bet you still think you only need an average dick to fully satisfy your girl

I still don't understand where to start the measure of the length of my penis. Is the base directly left or right of my dick? Or is it the skin superior to it?

I measure from my tip to my butthole.

>2-3 inches flaccid
>6-6.1 inches erect

I don't know how to feel really

>Completely average
>Still super insecure about it
>Still a virgin, mostly because autism but also because scared of turning off girls with my boner

Lol are you me?
Same stats but I will always be insecure anyway.
I look small flacid.

Shitty feels

Perfectly average cock, maybe slightly above average when hard. But flaccid it looks like a childs dick. "I'm a grower, not a shower"

I would love to drop my pants in front of a chick, and get a wow, or just be the crazy guy at the party who whips his dick out for giggles.

shower doesnt mean a thing

im tiny when soft and 7x5.5 when hard

>what are growers

I honestly think people are either trolling, lying, or just don't know their actual measurements. When I've asked friends, most say that they are around 5-6 inches, and I have yet to meet someone who claims they have any larger.

Rape her next time she pulls that shit

>awww its so cute!

>being 6.5 or less

Don't worry brah.

Once the manlet purge commences we'll move onto dicklets.

> 6' girth
tried with my first 2 gfs and I couldn't even get in
finally got with a qt and lost virginity, she said she absouletly loved it, but it was a fucking hassle to get in
having a girthy dick is a blessing and a curse lads

I'm bald, ugly and a kissless virgin, and I'm cut so my only redeeming feature is mutilated.

It doesn't help much, senpai.

G-guys back when I was a fatty I started off at a suicide cut by eating a can of tuna and a slice of mozzarella cheese a day. My dick hard was 6" long but also incredibly girthy. 50lbs later I can't get hard anymore. Right now at 6x4.5 at most and flimsy. I'm 18.
>tried noFap
>tried eating more saturated fats
>counting micronutrients
>still broken dick after a year and a half
How do I fix this?

>tfw dicklet wristlet feetlet handlet manlet hairlinelet
I hate my genes

>5" flaccid
>grower

:)

6.8x4.3
checkmate

>gf always say my dick is cute

I hate it when girls say im cute. When they would call my dick cute i would seriously consider killing myself.

1inch flacid master race reporting in.

>asking friends how big their dicks are

Gay friends?

not an expert at all but it sounds like you fucked your hormones up. See a doctor

Visit your doctor bro. He won't bite you or something.

6 erect
5 flaccid
4 when cold

>tfw 7.5 and deodorant can thick
>tfw have a gaping fetish and love seeing the damage I cause
SAVAGE
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>after working out go the the lockerroom
>undress
>walk naked to the shower
>greet other naked men in the shower
>small dicks/ bigger dicks/ mutilated dicks
>that turkroach showering in his underwear

All you insecure people only focus in length and girth, if anything shape is more important.
Some guys just have horrible looking dicks

7.7" x 6.5"
6" x 5" flacid
I am 6'4" so it looks proportional

Can you elaborate any more on your first time? 6 inch girth virgin here, worried

exactly me too, at best it is 3 in flaccid if i'm really warm

Not him but, 6'5" girth guy

>had sex with my gf a few times before this
>fucking her doggy style in dim lights
>all of a sudden I see blood on my dick
>I tell her and she replies "I dont care, fuck me"
>tell her "no you have to look"
>pull out and turn the lights on
>blood everywhere on the sheets
>my dick is red
>she has a stream of blood coming from her vagina
>we are both in shock
>take a shower

tearing was regular and she bled almost every time but never as bad as that time

>tfw 8 inches hard when I was 25lbs heavier then now
>slightly bigger now that I lost roughly 25lbs (exfat) when erect, not an inch bigger tho
>still have roughly 25lbs to lose
>bigger then average when flaccid too
>tfw fell for a prank recently at a festival campsite where you bend your arms and put your hands in the sleves of your shirt and try to pull out your arms
>got shorts pulled down including boxers so stood there naked for a bit
>just stare at the guy who tricked me, shook my head and shrugged, took my time to free my arms (most people go all panicky)
>indifferent additude and bigger then average dick got me the attention of a lot of girls who were also there
>push them all away because autism

it makes me feel good to know people lie this clearly on the internet

btw im 6'5, and i have 8x6

>finish workout and head to showers
>try and hide my 2 inch dicklet behind my towel
>forgot towel, use tiny hotel sized bar of soap instead
>huge black guy strides past dragging his 5 foot dick behind him
>hear the trickling sound of the receptionist getting wet upstairs
>turn on water to drown it out
>some old man smiles at me before slinging his wrinkly baseball bat cock over his shoulder and furiously towel drying his balls
>get dressed and rush past rows of guys on running treadmills with their dongs flailing out the bottoms of their shorts
>one guy has his 72" dick caught in the elliptical
>receptionist slips in the puddle she made
>run home and make dickthreads on Veeky Forums

never been insecure enough to actually measure it, but one thing is for sure, it's thick as fuarkkk, not too long, but thick

fucking underrated

Then next time you're fucking her

>massaging her tits, feels nice
>pull out
>sigh and say ''why is it so loose...''

then start making ppffttbblbblpt sounds and flapping her pussy lips

This. That's like telling a guy they have a small dick. Or grab her stomach and be like

>ugh why is it so big.

Then raspberry her fat

> starring at stranger's dicks

homo

>gymbro moves out of mom's house
>gymbro is now poorbro
>decide to shower in the gym from now on
>never showered naked in a public place before
>insecure as fuck
>gymbro scared too
>waddle into the showers with towels around hips
>nerviously put towels down
>tfw both of our penises are fucking tiny
>his one is lighter than the rest of his body
>looks like worm
>mine is a lot of darker than body
>looks like shit
>everyone looks at us while we laugh like idiots
we've never been closer
no one cares about your dick dude
they all look weird anyway

>it makes me feel good to know people lie this clearly on the internet

It makes me feel good to know people think that I would lie on the internet

>2016
>the average Veeky Forumsizen either frequents /r9k/ or is a virgin

well, I'm off to register at bodybuildingcom, I'll keep coming back for the sticky

6.2x4.0

>western women

Is it really that shitty to be some white guy knowing whoever you want to marry has already taken 10+ dicks?

My dick is 15cm which should be 5'5 if I'm correct, no one ever complained about it.
[spoiler]cause I'm a virgin obviously[/spoiler]
I still can't believe a human being was able to produce a painting this fucking good

>13,7 cm of girth
i just want it to be an even number, mang
does that jelqing shit works?

Who is she?

Fucks sake I'm so sick of this dick size shit on here.

If women are rejecting you before you even show them, let alone get in, it has nothing to do with your stupid dick.

Also 5.5 flaccid is locker room material, I have a 2 incher that goes to 7 and don't care because the locker room is either:

A: straight dudes
B: fags who probably want to suck my dick and would be disappointed im a grower

>be 5'7" manlet
>have average 5'5 penor
>mfw my manletness makes it big in proportion

Your ex girlfriends burned the midnight coal, m80.

My boyfriend is just under 7in and I would never sleep with someone who had a larger penis than that, it's tough enough having sex with him. Women who want a monstrosity of a wiener inside of them have either a) had 4 kids and their vag is BTFO or b) fuck darkies on a daily basis.

Stop dating sluts.

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>mfw grower
>6.5in erect but less than 5cm flaccid
>get semi chub fantasizing about getting raped in the showers
>not self conscious about size anymore
It's easy OP

Im just above 6" when rock hard but 4" when flaccid, but have 5" girth
>mfw i see it in the mirror

Misc is all permavirgins and crying they can't get a gf have fun

I'm 7 inches with 6.5 inch girth. My girlfriend's vagina is constantly ripped after we have sex. Her being wet is sometimes not enough for me to slide in, I am always stretching her out beforehand with my fingers and sometimes still use lube. She refuses to do anal (did when we first hooked up) because I tear her butthole and she has trouble pooping for days afterwards.

Having a big cock is not all it's cracked up to be. But even though I'm straight, it gives me a confidence boost when I see guys mirin' my cock in the locker room and showers.

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