>Well user, we're here at your big violin recital. Why did you think all that lifting would help you now?
Well user, we're here at your big violin recital. Why did you think all that lifting would help you now?
Why the fuck would I be lifting if I had a big violin recital to perform in?
>tfw spill meat on penis
No really. What kind of scenario is this?
Hahaha you guys are crazy. I like it
I dont get it.
>be studying violin
>get to the point where you have your own recital
>go workout instead of focusing on craft
>???
>asian waifu
>profit?
Wtf
>tfw can't even lift the bow
You tell me, user.
/r9k/ can't into realistic situations. What do you expect, m8?
Confusing, contrived situation 0/10
You're slipping, tranny shitposter
What the fuck is up with the stage? I think it may be appropriate to go shirtless here and seductively walk around while I play.
Violin recital?
Who wrote this cornball thread lmao??? I swear you can't make this shit up!
>tfw only want to accompany my violinfu
A terrible situation that's what. Try again tomorrow OP
>Notice something isn't right
>This is not my beautiful wife
>Man to the left is shifting dimensions to hide his true form, the camera exposed his ruse, showing him in double
>His bald spot marks him as one of the Preadeons
>mfw I knew this day would come
>She's one of them
>The Press my Total Recall fake waifu over my head, shrug at the top
>Toss her into the Preadeon assassin
>Their surprise that I discovered their ruse so easily quickly fades as they come after me
>Explosively squat my way over each row of seats, with no bar on my back I easily vault them and onto the stage
>Diddly the stage setpiece in hope that there will be an escape behind it
>There is not
>They are closing in, I will make my last stand here
>Trip over some fags violin and fall on my back
>They pounce upon me, this is the moment of truth
>I begin to bench press them off of me
>Approaching lock out
>Alas, my arms quake, my form is shit
>3 red lights flash and I remember my 1RM is not yet 2pl8
>Darkness
Frank Yang is the only motherfucker I know that would have this shit covered.
She has really nice hair.
>who are you. I have never touched a violin why would I be performing?
Well, Sabina, where is Tatyana?
omg that image
savage af
what the fuck is this?
who the fuck are you?