Well user, we're here at your big violin recital. Why did you think all that lifting would help you now?

>Well user, we're here at your big violin recital. Why did you think all that lifting would help you now?

Why the fuck would I be lifting if I had a big violin recital to perform in?

>tfw spill meat on penis

No really. What kind of scenario is this?

Hahaha you guys are crazy. I like it

I dont get it.

>be studying violin
>get to the point where you have your own recital
>go workout instead of focusing on craft
>???
>asian waifu
>profit?

Wtf

>tfw can't even lift the bow

You tell me, user.

/r9k/ can't into realistic situations. What do you expect, m8?

Confusing, contrived situation 0/10
You're slipping, tranny shitposter

What the fuck is up with the stage? I think it may be appropriate to go shirtless here and seductively walk around while I play.

Violin recital?

Who wrote this cornball thread lmao??? I swear you can't make this shit up!

>tfw only want to accompany my violinfu

A terrible situation that's what. Try again tomorrow OP

>Notice something isn't right
>This is not my beautiful wife
>Man to the left is shifting dimensions to hide his true form, the camera exposed his ruse, showing him in double
>His bald spot marks him as one of the Preadeons
>mfw I knew this day would come
>She's one of them
>The Press my Total Recall fake waifu over my head, shrug at the top
>Toss her into the Preadeon assassin
>Their surprise that I discovered their ruse so easily quickly fades as they come after me
>Explosively squat my way over each row of seats, with no bar on my back I easily vault them and onto the stage
>Diddly the stage setpiece in hope that there will be an escape behind it
>There is not
>They are closing in, I will make my last stand here
>Trip over some fags violin and fall on my back
>They pounce upon me, this is the moment of truth
>I begin to bench press them off of me
>Approaching lock out
>Alas, my arms quake, my form is shit
>3 red lights flash and I remember my 1RM is not yet 2pl8
>Darkness

Frank Yang is the only motherfucker I know that would have this shit covered.

She has really nice hair.

>who are you. I have never touched a violin why would I be performing?

Well, Sabina, where is Tatyana?

omg that image
savage af

what the fuck is this?
who the fuck are you?