*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

*Frowns and slightly looks down*
Why are you here

*discards coat to the side*
my, my it has been a while
*grins menacingly and tilts glasses to catch the light*
it's a shame it has to end this way....
*sheathes khopesh*
HEEEE-YAAAAA
*forms a chidori in left hand*
ANDDD THISS ISS TOOO GOOO EVEENN FURTHER BEYOOOONNNNNDDDD
*teleports behind you to provide the finishing blow*
Nothin personnel
*lights up a cigarette*
To live, is to suffer.

*puts hand on scabbard*
Finally, I see you again..
*wind blows silently*
Prepare yourself.

*emerges from shadows*

Back off, you motherfucker.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

*Unsheath barbell*

nothing personal kid

Oh hey man you're the cashier from the Bi-Lo down the street.

*shoot him*
nothing personell
kid

Veeky Forums, ladies and gentlemen

And they say that people from Veeky Forums are gay

In this moment...
*thrusts weights onto barbell*
I am euphoric.

>Looks like I'm gonna need all three scoops for this fucker.

*unsheathes trap card*
Looks like you brought a knife...
*jumps 10 feet on the air and 360s behind you*
To a card fight
*banishes you to the shadow realm*
*normally I'd preserve my enemy's honor with a "nothing personal", but there is no sound in the shadow realm*

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
*pulls out Glock*

...

Do they really make swords that long? Or is it a shoop?

-Im not prepare for this Satan... why are you here?
-Well Atha, you own me something and the time has come for me to take it back from you.
Do you have it with you.
-Always, but i not giving it back now. Endow me more time. Im not done.
He was smiling but not anymore... he is dead serious.
-Well Atha, time is pretty precious, im going to give you 3 more days and in return im going to take your right eye, deal?
-Deal Satan. I see you in 3 Days.

*shields wife's son*
Please, he's just a boy. Back off!!

*teleports behind you and stabs you*
*it was a hologram*

Forgot to add pic

Blue eyes white kek

They do. The historical versions were pretty much ceremonial pieces rather than weapons of war.

*completes a set of weighted dips*

>unsheathes barbell

Reminded me of this.

They made them against cavalry for a while but they were pretty much useless.

Only rich samurai would even use any swords to begin with and they were basically a way to show off how big your dick/wallet was. Ancient japs were the biggest weebs of them all.

Underated

*unsheathes fist*

ORA ORA ORA

*Unsheath gun*

Pssh, nothen personnell kid

*Shoots*

*Black swordsman vanishes and re-appears from my shadow*

Says ; the jokes on you

*Stabs me in the back*

Psh, it's personnel now

>Mfw

>*unsheathes stand*
>*ORA ORA*
Nothing personal kid

Hm...ok, looks like you got me...
*pulls pen from breast pocket*
Does'nt look like much huh ,does, it?
*click pen to unsheath broadsword katana in the pen*
well, looks like the pen,...
*lower glasses and zOom in on my own eyes fats*
is mightyer then the sword
.

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

Stands in a dark forest with a Katanin his guts
"i gues he was faster than me"
he falls to his knees and spits out blood
"all hail the GottKönig"
his last words make his killer shit his Pants, the GottKönig cumes

...

-im not here to fight you, i just.. i must just past through.
I even blinked and he stood before me. I stutter and see the movement of his arm... ist over.
I hear a shot and see my Nemesis lying on the floor in a lake of blood.
-Im not going to be always behind you to save you kido *rolling his mauser c96*
- all hail the Gott-Führer *Nazi Gruß*
He disappeared in the mist... and all i heard was jewish child crys and i cam hard.

Standing in a lake of piss and cum, he looks in the sky where a beautiful Person hovers
"who are you, you sone of a bitch?"
the sky-guy flyes down to him, leans towards his ear an wispers
"the GottKönig is here, have no fear you queer"
sudenly he feels like in heaven and starts crying like a Little jewish Boy in a bank

*teleports behind him*

*Hugs the nuts

still Id shit myself if a samurai with a sword that long walks onto my rice farm or whatever

> not "anti-personnel, kid."

M-MASAKA!

>khopesh

HIDEYOSHIIIIIIII

Is this board even Veeky Forums anymore?

*can't understand what he's stuttering and mumbling while he's avoiding eye contact, so I keep walking*
Nothing personal, kid.

heh, good question kiddo
*sheathens katana*

Kek

Hahahaha holy fuck this was a genuine kek thank you.