Anyone else /viking/ here?

Anyone else /viking/ here?
>6'4
>7 inch dick
>scandinavian
:^)

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>everyone, i'm 6 foot and 4 inches TALL!
>and i have a 7 INCH DICK
>i'm COOL
>R-RIGHT GUYS?

Doesn't a 7 inch dick look small on a 6'4 frame? I'm 5'11 and my 6.5 inch dick looks average on my body.

nigga i'm 5'10 at best with 7.5
shit looks average

>6'8
>9 inch dick
>American

Feels great

>the viking meme

vikings were trash, every time they faced actual soldiers they got raped

literally the snowniggers of the middle ages

>scandinavians and northern europeans have the highest amount of neanderthal dna
>the neanderthals were literally cucked into extinction by homo sapiens sapiens
>sweden
>europe in general
You can't make this shit up

That's because 6.5 is average

>6ยด9
>9.1 inch dick
>Scandinavian

Feels great

Too bad aboht all the race mixing eh?

>6'0
>7.2 dong
>merican

Am I gonna make it?

Not doubting you but I'd like to get a reference on that. Wanna read up.

>5'4"
>7.5 inches
>Clappistanian
Deal with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=zImaJjECgLA

let's go raid some britbong monasteries

>6'2" dick
>only 8 inches tall

You're 5'11 don't lie to yourself..

who else 6'8 9inch dick masterrace?

>5'11 3/4"
>6.5 in dong

Should I just inject muh dick with hgh??

>7'3 tall
>9.5 inch dick

Out of my way losers

>6'4
>not a faggot who measures dick length

Feels good.

Who scandinavian here?
>6'3
>alcoholic
>suicidal

u jelly?

Maybe you need some Ahmed dick to make yourself feel better

>no one posts pictures

Odin here
10'7"
15" dangler

7
swe

>6'10
>9.2 inch dick
>Afro-Eurasian

Feels great

Wanna know how i know you're not Norwegian?

>scandinavian
>uses inches

pick one faggot

> tfw no tall, muscular bf to turn into a total bottom

I'm Norwegian, these Anglo-Nazi fucks be mad as fuck at our aesthetics and genetics and since I'm not from Sweden they can't even call us cucks.

30% of oslo's population consists of immigrants.

97% of America's population consists of immigrants.

Get mad you mutt.

Immigrants who come here assimilate and work harder than the exjihadis you get

I'd take 1,000 Mexicans over one Muslim any day

>6'11
>9.21 inch dick
>Chinese

Feers great

>scandinavian
>uses imperial
Sure thing, mongrel.

I'm not American you dumb fuck

LMFAO. Having lived in America for the longest time I can tell you that Mexicans actively try not to speak English and spread their drugs throughout the places they live.

Just accept the fact that you're inferior you mutt.

No shit, they were weekend warriors

Putting vikings up against a trained army who has 1 purpose in life is like puttin a beer league against an NHL team

Would be a fuckin disgrace if the beer league won

>protip: they did win many times

You are probably trash if youre mixing with dirt tier mexis.

Texas fag here
>spics>muzzies>niggers

>9'0
>1300 pounds
>27 inch cock
>Small t rex

>Underrated

>no pics

I guess I'm 6'3 with a 7.75" dick.

>tfw just 6 ft tall with 7x5.5 inch cock

>6'3
>5.5 inch dick
>American
Kill me

first thought in my head too lol im barely 5'9 with 7.5 and it looks kinda small imo

underrated kek

>186cm
>blonde hair
>blonde beard
>nordic

Feels decent man

>tfw 6x10^9999 feet tall
>dick only 0.5x10^9999 feet long

kill me brehs

Might be, but no one from Oslo claims to be Norwegian. They are all just pseudo-swedes and cucks. It's the western coastline and the north where the actual people live

I am Norwegian but am 5'6" and only 6"x5.5" dicc

estonian roots

>6'4
>7.6 inch dick
>youthful look that makes me look 5 years younger than I am though, so way hard with women my age
>tfw all the goods and can't use em

I am like the short, socially awkward scribe who follows around the Vikings while they rape and pillage.

Today I learned everyone on Veeky Forums is 7'50" and has a 30 inch dick

Western coastliner detected