It's 2014. You meet Elliot Rodger while walking in the park. You become his friend...

It's 2014. You meet Elliot Rodger while walking in the park. You become his friend. How do you stop him from committing the shootings?

tell him to stop taking creatine.

squats and oats + GOMAD
NO ISOLATIONS
he will then become a big fat t-rex and his arms will be too small to hold the gun.

>How do you stop him from committing the shootings?

Why would I stop him? I'd join in.

Fuck him in the ass
Post cream pie on bb.com

Kill him

Yeah, cause I'm gonna have Asian friends that I go to the movies with. Good one OP.

tyrone pls it's ok to have asian buddies
it's 2014 man

I would honestly take him to a brothel and tell him to stop taking PUA advice.

>Stop him

Show him Veeky Forums (not /b/) so he can see how cringey he is
I get pissed off because I feel cringey for being friends with a cringey fuck like him and get so angry I just end up shooting a bunch of people myself

heh

Hm. Possibly just report him to the authorities. I don't need that shit in my life. Whiny cunts can be a real drain.

>How do you stop him from committing the shootings?

I don't

Since I'm in the same boat as him only younger I convince him (and myself) to leave our lives and family behind and get a one way trip to europe. While there we go on adventures with/in girls and live like we've got nothing to lose.

He did get reported to the authorities. The cop went over to him and he acted completely normal.

Teach him to be less of a fag and then find him a girlfriend

Make him my gym bro and enjoy mad gains together

Fuck I don't know then man. I don't want anything to do with him but I don't want people getting murdered over some loser being a loser.

Introduce him to your mom
Two birds with one stone

Fuck his boypussy and make him feel loved

Hire an escort to date him. He doesn't know it's an escort. Expensive but it's the only way.

lift with him.gains=happiness

You don't, you join him.

Teach him how to cocoon mode properly without wanting to kill himself

Introduce him to a test and dbol cycle

Throw him in the oven.

He was totally fuckable...he would have made it.

Introduce him to my buddy Tyrone
Let him get his booty popped by nigger cock
Not a virgin anymore
He now has the confidence to talk to women

Fuck him

I don't you can't stop stupid .

The Mike Tyson way huh?

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>join

Help him make hisbplan better. He barley killed anyone. Help him get better weapons. Have him suck my dick. Fuck his boipussy. Rape his sister. Blow my brains out and return to my current timeline to see how much better his rampage was.

He's not the worse but he was good at finding his good angles.

Criminally underrated post.

>2 in the chest, 1 in the head