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>not understanding the concept of an "excuse"

>I'm too tired from work

I don't want to get too big

We'll all die one day anyway.

>I don't want the people at the gym to judge me!

I hear this from all my friends.

I need new friends

It comes with being new to gyms. I had the same fears, but everyone quickly gets over it. People are scared of being mocked or shamed, but only the lowest of the scum of this earth shame people who are fat or weak in a gym

Lost a lot of respect for Milo for that tweet making fun of a fat guy working out in a gym recently

>tfw big toe won't grow back.

>I DO exercise! The 711 is 2 blocks away, and sometimes I'm not up to drive.

i just want to tone bro just gonna do a couple pushups

Yeah, I get that. I was scared at the start, too. But maybe I should've clarified; my friends who don't want to be judged judge themselves the most. They hate having belly fat or no muscle structure, and want to change, but lack the courage to go out and change it. They'tr just lazy hypocrites, I suppose.

And I agree, Milo really irked me when he took that cunty gym photo.

My personal excuse is lack of sleep, if i´d have to set the alarm clock or if I cant sleep the night before and wake up in time but am dead tired I do not go and it happens more often than im okay with.

I got bad knees. All exercise involves knees, so if I exercise my knees will explode, and I'll die.

going to need a story lad

>I'm not fit enough

I have heard this once and I just lost all hope for mankind.

I use work as an 8 hour warmup

Ah you wanted to train today? Nah sorry man I just ate like 3 hours ago I'm over it.

not that guy but a lot of people just straight say theyre too lazy

beta afraid of asking to share detected

>offload cargo planes.
>pulling 3300 lb container towards main door.
>foot gets stuck somehow.
>container eats my boot.
>took my big toe off with it.
>blood errywhere.
Lucky it didn't snap my foot in half but it's taking forever to heal.

>I don't want to

How dare people not want to do what I think they should!!!

JESUS FUCK BLUE BOARD

Hungover

KEK

God fuckin damn user ow that looks brutal

are you suing them?

Sorry, how do I delete image?

The first two days sucked but you get used to it.

Don't need a lawsuit.
Personal injury claim against the insurer is what you're thinking of.
And yes.

Bros give me feels

X

Sorry, none of our audience said "Eradicating big toe in multi-ton container debacle".

In that case you're going to win a couple hundred thousand aren't you?

So from the picture what I can tell is that the bone is still there but the flesh got completely rekt off? Did you feel anything?

Say, here's something even better, a (You), you trippycunt.

>Theres no prize for best looking corpse

My one friend actually says this whenever I offer to bring him to the gym with me.

intelligence

Damn.
I'll just wait til' it happens to the next idiot then.

>couple hundred thousand.
Maybe if my lawyer is Shekelstein Goldbergerowitzkyman.
Its just a toe so somewhere around 15 g minimum, I hear.
I've yet to talk to a personal injury lawyer because I want to see how it'll impact my walking.
I'm a couple weeks out from that.

this is great

Surely you must have a convincing retort, though?

Also,
>My one friend
>one friend
>one
>friend

Underrated

>people believe the gym is only about aesthetics and not the pursuit of better interacting with the physical world

I DON'T WANT TO GET HUGE user I JUST DO A COUPLE CRUNCHES EVERY DAY TO WORK ON MY ABS

Don't delete it, pussy.

But seriously, F

Sorry to hear it user. No way I would give up a toe for 15k it is such a tiny amount of money.

5 mil is the least I would take to give up my big toe. Money ain't shit.

>the very moment you stop working out all that muscle turns into flabby skin and you end up looking like shit

i got that referrence

I just want to get toned, bro.

I just do pushups at home, I dont want to be a freak, I just want nice arms and chest. A couple dozen pushups gets me super sore, but I make sure to have a protein steroid shake after, I bought some sick Muscletech protein. Im thinking of adding in crunches, but I don't really care about having a six pack.

Will this not curtail your enjoyment of any sports?

One things for sure, it hasn't effected your dubs game. (nor mine, check 'em)

My dad always says this to me.

I just ask him why he thinks I'm gonna stop lmao.

>Toned

Every time I hear people use this word I die inside a little.

Holy fuck, these newfag tripfags are so rampant it's not even funny, it's just summer.

Read the sticky you mong.

so why take showers, brush teeth, cut hair, or wear nice clothes? are people just afraid of sustained effort?

Fucking hell

wow, you know about summer culture and say 'fag', you must be immersed in the culture and well deserving of a trip. Teach me O great self aware one.

> I'll start Monday/next month/next year

Danse macabre

I'll try to get as much as I can because why not.
I'd still want to at least work at my same company because 401k and very cheap medical.

Officially, no military for me because they don't like people with pieces of their foot missing.
However, I talked to a podiatrist and she said because I'm young and fit (you too...) I should be able to play sports just the same.
She didn't mention anything about falling forward on squats or deadlifts though.

It happened six weeks ago in a few more weeks I can reclaim my lost gains.

There are types of sustained effort people are not really interested in taking

Yeah, he goes super tryhard in his classes so I usually joke back that there's no prize for smartest corpse, either. Also,
>friend
Sorry, I forgot that we don't have those here.

>not even reading the original post

Regarding the insurance, file your workers comp claim sooner than later.

If you report it too late, you may be SOL.

I work at an insurance company.

Yeah I agree, its a completely invalid argument.

Sure, but by his logic, there's no point in doing anything with your life because none of it will matter when you're dead.

I've been on workers comp since the very next day and have already received three paychecks.
I haven't had to pay for anything yet, which makes me wonder if that'll make my personal injury claim a lower amount.

Kek

Or it's
> Im on my feet alot at when so I get enough exercise

Fuk I meant work

Same, work in a factory loading boxes onto pallets. When the line speeds up and I'm moving as fast as I can just to keep the line from shutting down, that's part of my cardio.

Also nice dubs.

>"exercise doesn't actually help you lose weight"
>"I don't have time"
> "I don't want to get big I just want to be toned" *
> "I get bored at the gym"
> "my weight is fine though'
> "no one will go with me" *

*women say this more often

I have too many dicks to suck later.

ahhhh sensible chuckle

hahahaha, im laughing because now you can fuck bitches with ease

>hey HEY! you, yes you, the stupid blonde with giant tits, come here
>"urgh what do you want creep"
>you... wanna see some serious shit?
>"omg you are so fucking weird what the hell do you want"
>takes mutilated toe out and waves it in her face
>"omg fuck me now!!!!"

thank me later you lucky bastard

im crippled

kek

I just sent this picture to my gf, and she's out at a restaurant with her dumb friends.

Pretty autistic of me, she's not even mad right now as I can tell...

I do love me some giant tits.
If my toe does get me bitches I'll make sure I make manlets on Veeky Forums jelly over it.

When I started I was afraid of being made fun of for having bad form.

>ohhh my favourite TV show is on, hooo wee! i love me some Tyler Perry

>Dang fields aint gon til themselves spud

>me so twired, me no rift today, me eat noodles and rank dick

>omg, like lifting weights is like, so totally difficult, it like makes you sweat and stuff. Gross

>I-i want to lift but m-maybe someone would bully me, and i wouldnt want to be in the way

>No time. Gotta work. Gotta think money. Gotta business. Gotta go fast. Zip Zap Zum.

>Go to nearest synagogue
>Measure all the noses
>Pick biggest one

It's not that difficult user. You'll retire with billions

>local man's big toe bankrupts entire airliner.
Sheit, and here I was putting points in strength and constitution when all I needed was A-rank luck.

...

Back is feeling a bit tender don't want to risk an injury

>it hurts
>I like how i look now

said by a dadbod

Fucking like you style Cobba!

This one fucking infuriates me to no end.
Yes we will all die. But in the meantime how can you be happy feeling like shit?

Absolutely fucking valid, comrade!

>You'll spear her vagina through the ebony pillows of her butt cheeks

is working out at home really that useless? I'm ~240 pounds and I just started eating better and working out again, but I use DailyBurn at home workouts right now. I definitely plan on getting back in the gym and running again but at this weight I'm afraid I'll bust my knees or have a heart attack.

the gym at my college is full of asians of various swoleness.

Glad you're okay, user. I'm really sorry about your toe but I'm happy you can still walk.

> The only muscle I need to train is my brain. I'm too busy making brain gains.

literal quote from a friend

>I don't like people looking at me

>yep, I fucking knew it. Sorry bro

Thanks buddy.
Can't wait to go back to the gym.
I'll have an excuse for skipping legs for at least a little while.

>not going to gym at 3 am to avoid as many people as possible

fucking lol

I lol'd