IDGAF in the gym

who else /mischief/ in the gym?

I somtimes take creep shots of girls asses when no one is looking

that's not mischief, you're just being disgusting and disrepectful

>respecting women
>2016
wew
at least take pics of hot chicks u faggot

I want to but i'm scared someone will see me

There's so many with nice asses desu

not to mention that her ass is disgusting

>at least take pics of hot chicks

I do, but then after I look at them later I feel guilty/bad and delete them.

I wish i could go full badboy mode and start taking vids

r9k pls go

>taking creep shots of hambeasts

OP here with some more mischief

>poo in gym toilets and don't flush
>intentionally hide 2.5 and 5lb plates behind 45s on the plate tree so that weaklings are inconvenienced
>don't wipe down machines after use
>ask people to work in with them but never help return their weights onto the bar

feels good to be a doosh

I used to jerk it to creep vids of cardio bunnies on the treadmill, I have a fetish for caps and ponytails now

Good work Professor Chaos

I forgot to add

>fart silently and quickly leave to the other side of the gym

anymore photos?

...

>>ask people to work in with them but never help return their weights onto the bar

That feel when I've done this unintentionally because i didn't know it was normal

fuck

sry brah this is the only other one I have on this computer

post more booty familia

mmm, I sure do love homely looking chubby women! No shortage of those at my gym.

You sure sound like a /faggot/

>Hide smaller weights under 45s
I hope you snap your back. That shit is seriously annoying and it makes no sense. I really don't get people that do that.

DYEL detected

fucking babby

am about to hit the gym ultra fucking drunk,

been on it all day, heard it's good for stretching which is all i'm doing today, off training for a few weeks now

anyway will probably piss somewhere i shouldn't , probably a manlet will be involved

aaaanyways

>go to locker room
>see locker I want to use
>open it
>some faggots shit is in there

Pls I hate these cunts without locks. Pls piss on their clothes and throw them about like I do

>haha ur weak because you dont like moving 6 weights aside and replacing them everytime you come in.

Curled in the Squat Rack today

lol no lie there's pullup bars everywhere in my gym but I only use the ones in the power cage

Sometimes I go into the gym bathroom when its packed and take disgusting caffeine-induced diarrhea shits while grunting really loud just to fuck with everyone.

Moar

If I wanted to see flat pancakes I would go to a breakfast restaurant and stare at your mom's ass where she is a server.

you have to be 18 to post on this site

>ask people if i can work in with them
>they say yeah sure
>when it's my turn i place a towel on the bench/chair/whatever
>be right back
>go home. my workout was already over

Im 24. You reek of the fuckboi who just got 18 and feel incredibly mature.

Just wanted to say thanks for the OG thread OP, too much weak shit on this board as of late.

It follows you. You will still smell when you reach wherever you go, even if you don't notice it people will.

What the fuck is up with that treadmill? It's curved, but why?

"""Ergonomic"""

you reek of loser who still leaches off his parents

Roastie pls go

I was just thinking about it, go to a gym where everybody is too old and dyel to do it on purpose that consistently. So maybe:
>old person finishes set
>decides to put weights on rack in order that they come off it because they're too weak/lazy to move everything to where it should be
>weights get out on rack in reverse order with 2.5s stuck behind a bunch of other shit

Like I never see 2.5s hidden behind say 3pl8+ at my gym so it must just be these old fuckers are lazy.

>learn the names of regulars so i can ask them to unload my deadlift for me

>take a 2.5lb plate off their bar when they're not looking

>find someone who looks busy
>ask them to spot me
>don't actually need the spot, I'm just wasting their time

>check out other guys's dicks in the locker room
>check out other guys's working out behind me in the mirror
>check out other guys's butts while they're squatting

no homo

I can move them fine, it just tick my autismo off.
>25s behind 45s and then 10s
That shit is just obnoxious and I have no idea why you couldn't just load the 45s, then 25s then 10

>Haha I don't give a fuck boys!
>Look at me being so mischievous!
>I feel guilty and bad and I delete photos :'(
>R-respecting w-women haha what a beta right b-brehs

Respect yourself by not doing things that will land you some tar on your records. Idc if you're too retarded that you don't respect women because they're women, but at least show some respect for yourself

doing this

Fucking devilsh

>fuckboi
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