Not dating a landwhale for free weight lifting equipment

>not dating a landwhale for free weight lifting equipment

Never gonna make it

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To be fare if she was skinny this would be my fetish.

I long to be bound in leather, plugged with a horse tail butt plug, and made to cart around a woman in riding clothes. Bonus points if she lathers and washes down my rippling muscular form, treats me lovingly but like livestock.

Possibly the most Veeky Forums fetish?

With the exception of the female involvement, yes.

It combines mirin, feats of strength, bondage, and prostate play. Probably easier to find someone to do it to you if you're gay.

You know, pony play would be pretty hot if all the dudes who were into it were required to be buff

We should shill it on Veeky Forums, I think a lot of people would be into it if more had heard of it. I guarantee women would be more interested in domming a hot ponyboy compared to some of the chubby pathetic subs I've seen.

I'll never understand subby men. No offense or anything.

I like face sitting. But more than that is a bit much

Even then she might as well suck my dick and make it 69 while she's up there.

Metal Gear Solid IV gave me a fucking latex fetish with the beauty and the beast corp + gecko units

I like being the center of someone's attention. So much of the fucking I've done is me doing physical shit to a girl, I find myself craving a girl to do shit to me. I'm also a bit of a hedonist and like feeling tasteful amounts of pain, being subjected to things I haven't previously, and weirdly enjoy some negative feelings like humiliation (just being naked in front of people, it turns me on knowing folks are objectifying me and my body) (not a cuck).

I think black leather looks good against my pale skin and stretches nicely over my muscles.


Also I was raised in some hardcore red states in a conservative religion where I wasn't really taught how to share my feelings or any of that stuff, so I wonder if that has something to do with my craving for vulnerability.

Does that help you understand?

pic related

>doing the work of a horse

he eats as much as a horse too

OH FUGG

FROG units too

nope

THE CUNT STRAP

Jesus christ how was this game acceptable for kids

Fuck you man I put effort into that shit. Now i'm the idiot for trying to get across an earnest answer to what looked like an earnest question on Veeky Forums. Least you could do was say thanks or something

mgs has always been hypersexual, since the first one on Playstation 1 haha, pretty sure it's R18 though.

Weird how fetishes come from the strangest places.

I can kind of relate to what you said. You have enlightened me user.

No homo.

:)

Thanks, I appreciate that.

Weird also how a man is giving me boners by showing me pictures on the internet. You're probably in your mid twenties, knowingly and gladly arousing me, a male in my mid twenties.

I feel like you have been jerking it way too much for way too long to develop weird fetishes like that. But then again I could just be young. I'm 25 how old were you when you developed this fetish?

The other guy that responded wasn't me.

I can kind of understand, but I like being in control in bed. I can give it up for a short time during a bj or something, but I like tossing a woman around and seeing the effect I have on her. I'm fairly vain, but I get to see the look on her face when my clothes come off or when I toss her around so that's enough for me.

To each their own buddy, keep doing you.

>tfw no little sister to use for weighted calisthenics

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Probably 12 or 13, I had very limited access to porn based on parents strict control of internet time but I jerked off like 3-4 times a day in the privacy of my room.

I honestly think some shit must have happened in my early childhood that I can't remember, like getting tied up for a game or playing horses with neighborhood girls or something.

I'm not like a degenerate in real life or anything, just got this one hangup.

Thanks user.

This might be my new fetish. What should I search for videos of this?

You need Jesus

To be fair, Jesus would be fine with BDSM in marriage.

Involving people other than a spouse is the part where he's wrong.

I had Jesus. I think my extremely repressive religion might be a source of my desire for vulnerability in my sex life.

Idk man it makes my dick really hard I'm just as confused as you are.

reading this turned me on

Only the highest test, most muscular and lowest bf% men have pony boy fetishes. Welcome user