>enter gym
>*WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK dnandandna WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK bndndabnd WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK* blasts from speakers
Enter gym
>public bathroom scene
>doesn't zoom in and show character obsessively inspecting his ass wipes to see if fecal matter is present or if his anus is clean
>character earns a lot of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for his age
>his company offers good benefits
>character goes to take a shit
>character takes a shit
>character goes to wipe ass
>character wipes ass
>character flushes ass wipes down toilet instead of just throwing them in the trashcan.
I FUCKING HATE THAT NIGGERSHIT "SONG" ill even listen to any rhianna album before that horse shit
>enter gym
>BABY THIS IS WHAT YOU CAME FOR
who else lifts for Rihanna?
No one
>Enter gym
>It Aint Me starts playing
>work starts playing
>stop working out and start dancing the whole song
>do this everytime
>eventually they stop playing this song
When we had this thread 4 years ago
>enter gym
>I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
>I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
>I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
>I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
I still remember that fucking summer
>I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
>enter gym
>there's a huge metal door at the back painted black with 6 armed guards holding rifles
>It Aint Me can be heard playing through the door at max volume
What
Why wouldn't you just flush them?
>Enter gym
I shit you not this shit was playing full volume (decently sized commercial gym)
youtube.com
>end life
damn that's catchy
i could jive out to this, i wish music was loud as fuck
>enter gym
>Only wish to breed I explode into a million seeds Ya’ll remember me legendary live eternally
is it the 90s again?
>enter gym
>this plays
> Listen to Laidback Luke & Mike Cervello - Front 2 The Back (OUT NOW) by BarongFamily #np on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com
>WAKEMEUP.JPG
... One day maybe...
...
This generation is a bunch of fucking degenerates.
>not watchig your 4.5/10 mom grimmace as she transfers your poopie wipies from the trashcan to the toilet while she pretends not to notice you in your bedroom fondling your micropenis
Sure is summer in here.
Loving this
>
drake
*OFFICIAL LYRICS*
(P.S. This does not belong to me, it belongs to Ravenreeve, the original one is hard to find.)
Worg worg worg worg worg worg
Casimmy avvi worg worg worg worg worg worg
Isimmy doomie der der der der der der
Asamma badda whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Wayoo wagger inarr inarr inarr inarr inarr inarr
Manicka heffe mare tear tear ta ta ta
Dry me a desserty
Natanta avvi lurky
Awiga way nai la likey
Yanowa dewidgvo danisis
Nabudehtutch me inarighteous
Nabudehtutch me inacrisis
Abu you darling your dreams are d'Erasure
You throw my hard-on, my keys and my fascia
You throw my hard-on, my sleeve and my decoration
You mistaken my lurve abrovfayooo for foundation
Althattawar nevronyew wazagidmy zadina daneverha
Zadina chunare vercee
Zadina chunare verbee
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm baddawake uppernneny ninsron
Jus giriddyfer worg worg worg worg worg worg
Casimmy avvi worg worg worg worg worg worg
Isimmy doomie der der der der der der
Asamma badda whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Lnarr narr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Wayoo wagger lnarr lnarr lnrr lnrr lnrr lnrr
Wafudder faywo sarn tarn trrn trrn trrn trrn
Baygoosum thinplee
Baybeedon choolee
Donlyme stockear industrys
(sa harn) Ifagenna nonna chansto
A me homadojapez agenshoo
A jus up thadday guesstyoo ooh
A-up thatchoo seedasthroo
A-up thatchoo seedaschru
Wokanasay
Whos Iraq an eyes amchryun baybear
Iffy wah wah whirr whirr whirr
Issemmy affe whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Issimmy gummay der der der der der der
Summay badday varh vah vah vah vah vah
Wayoo wagga Inarr nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Manucka haffray marr tear tar tar tar tar
( Drake's part in Eng )
( Rihanna again )
Gimmy adder worg worg worg worg worg worg
Ezemmay affay whirr whirr whirr whirr whirr
Isimmy doomie dare durr der der der der
Isummy budday wahrr wah wah wah wah wah
Wayooaga Inddr Innr nrr nrr nrr nrr
Manicka haffray mare turr turr tear tear tah tah
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm worg worg worg worg worg worg
Mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm
oh look its this thread again
Roll
Kek what is this
I've always wonder where those pictures came from. Some part of me hopes some actress was just told "Act like you've seen a penis"
>enter gym
I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES
Noise-canceling microdriver earbuds, son.
kek. chorus is spot on.
Fuck you
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DOWN
DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME
DON'T LET ME DOWN
Rollin
it's called fortunate son you communist fagoot
it's my autistic waifu roo roo, faggot
roll
expand dong
Is this super future fitness?
roll
afaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rooooll
>enter gym
>BLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOW OH NO BLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWBLOWA OHH NO OHH NO
Rollan for my dong
roooolll
cock
reroll
>enter gym
>I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
>enter gym
>this plays
m.youtube.com
Roll
hey bb u want sum fuk
fuckk
Råll
Nig nog
Don't have benis but roll
enter gym
SOON WE'LL BE 60 YEARS OLD
roll
>go to gym
>Olivia Newton John's "Let's Get Physical" is playing on the speakers and the TVs have the music video playing
what song?
also
>change gyms
>enter gym for first workout
>my trap playlist starts playing
actually felt a bit paranoid until a song that wasn't in my playlists came on.
Ayyy
Im glad Chris Brown beat her
HEY I JUST MET YOU
rolling
this. Would've beat that bitch too for making such shitty music. Funny fact is she doesn't even write those shtity "lyrics" of the "songs" herself.
>enter gym
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>GUILLOTINEEEEEEEEEEEE
>YUH
broke prs for every lift tbqh
rollan
GET
>IT'S TOO LATE TO BE HATEFUL
>IT'S TOO LATE TO BE GRATEFUL
>THE EUROPEAN CANON IS HERE
rip major tom
Rolling for justice.
I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUUUMMMM
I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SURF AND TUUUUURRRRRF
haha are you me haha
Roller boy
lmao i literally just saw that comment then scrolled this thread
>Drake's part in english
wow you really put some effort into this, you must be really, really
really bored
really really really bored
...
PLEASE BE BAIT
>enter gym
>FIIIIIIING' EINE DIESE FAAAAUST
>mfw
Röll
how could this even possibly be bait lel wtf?
gib
Roll bruh
thick dick of pain reporting in
>tfw i got 69 and my dick is actually thick and surprises most girls
AYYY LMAO
>enter gym
>high speed glam rock hair metal playing at a comfortable volume to inspire but not distract
Koolunga
les go
>Enter gym
>HELLO UNIVERSE
>LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO BE SMALL
>BUILD YOUR BODY
>Put on CCR - Fortunate Son
>It Aint Me starts playing
no, you got a 0.
Fucking reddit.
BECAUSE HE FUCKING SAYS AT THE TOP IT'S FUCKING PASTA YOU INBRED FUCKBOI
Work and Panda are SOTY 2016. I always bang extra reps when they come on.
Go
>enter gym
>MEIN LAND!
>shit ton of metalheadbuffdudes in my gym start head banging
>"YEEEAH!"
>"PULL PULL!"
>DU BIST HIER IN MEINEM LAND
>huge metal orgy happening in my gym
>break all my PRs
>MEIN LAND!
>I fucking love my gym
heres a pic of it
rolling for quads
>enter gym
>MY NAME IS
>NO
>MY SIGN IS
>NO
>MY NUMBER IS
>NO
>enter gym
>HAYAI FORCES
New episode in an hour let's hope it's better than the last one
kek
>enter gym
>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
DIGITS
>enter gym
>sex so good I shouldn't fuck for free
>fuck for free
Kek
su
ggggg