What haircut does Veeky Forums have?

What haircut does Veeky Forums have?
Im guessing army-cut (autismcut) or a fade..
I have something simular to pic related.

Hair thread

I get it cut to my earlobe, have the barber clean around the ears, and comb it back.

None of that fancy prance gayboi shit.

Buzz cut, don't give a fuck, save at least $200-300 a year on haircuts

>not shooting the shit with old men at the barber shop
You will never make it

#1 buzzcut because I'm 2yrs ahead of the hipster curve

I use the money I saved on treating myself to a whore who will jerk me off and play with my butthole. If I want to talk to old fucks who prattle on about nothing I could easily do that with the old fucks who love to prattle on at my gym.

I guess like op except I don't shave everything like a military. Let it grow out for 4-6 weeks so it turns into a fuccboi haircut then I make it short again and do the same thing.

I have that haircut except longer on top a little, it's known as the fuccboi hair cut.

I have this. Old pic, but the style hasn't changed

What a handsome boy!

This is the quintessential fuccboi haircut.

this plus low bf is literally pussy magnet

These are two different cuts

Essentially this. I have to keep it somewhat short because otherwise my curly locks turn into a disgusting fro. Shit gets boring though. I've been considering a new cut but options are kinda limited for those of us with curls. Any suggestions?

>Any suggestions?
Buy a kippah and a one-way ticket to Israel.

Maybe 5 years ago, now everyone has that hair

Anyone got a hair routine for a certain type of hair? My hair is thin and wavy and it's impossible to style.

Should I get certain shampoo?

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>look fabulous in mirror
>look like dog shit in pictures
pls kill me

You look like an edgy fuccboi, probably worse in the composite fuccboi scale.

21 years old and I shave my head with no guard

you look good breh, hope you get daily pussy

This plus my bony face and wearing prepcore makes me 80's businessman tier.

It's fun.

Everybody looks like shit in pictures, Joji. Humans are meant to be seen in motion.

That's not him retards

cut that shit off. You will thank me in 2 years

Beard not included.

>wakes up
>Getz dressed
>leaves for the day
>turns car around
>runs back in house
>puts on bracelets
>leaves
>shows up late to work

Dyrus?

>tfw old enough to get cool emo hair when emos were cool
>tfw fucked lots of cute emo and scene girls
>tfw evolved into hipster and fucked hipster girls
>tfw now evolved into a 'proper man' and fucking the best looking girls I've ever fucked

Bitch, I ain't no fuckin jew. Just a curly German fuck

>curly hair
>white
Ask your mother if her mother happened to have a maiden name that sounds vaguely jewish.

You look different cause of the reversal of your face you are not used to. I think all ppl are like that

Pic related

laugh

i don't think there is a curve at all. i think there is too much juxtaposition to determine that, unless you are talking about some suburb hometown you are from...?

She didn't. And my hair is blonde as fuck. Just curly

spray and a comb

The undeniably best hairstyle

get a #0 and start wearing white beaters

Is straightening hair gay???

I know Aussies do it but im an amerifag
If i go to my friends with that shit im gonna get flamed, i have wavy/curly hair and want to explore other options.

>tfw lying to ease the pain

kek

>and want to explore other options
just suck a cock already you faggot

Yeah, that white nigger look really looks classy...

Is fucking girls so outlandish for you m8?

i just shave it once every couple of months

id rather spend my money on food than haircuts.

Man get rid of the combover you look like a goober

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK

just coz zyzz did it doesnt mean any other aussies do it you fucking kekold

Wat no. I don't want to have boring hair! I just want help to make it look better..

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Cut it to a couple inches below your earlobes and slickback.

Use a barber
you are a disgusting piece of shit

underageb&

long ≠ interesting
long = unkempt and filthy

Fix your fuckin skin m8

Also if you're a Mexican then you have to go back

>boring hair
I'm sure you are a very unique, fun and interesting individual with that hair and glasses

Bald fade up and slicked to the side/back

What's the cutting edge trendy haircut of today?

Hitler youth, manbuns and undercuts are already out of style.

What's today's trend?

get rows. think xibit.

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Really long hair and mullets (think hockey mullet, not true 80s mullet) are on the rise.
There are also suggestions if you follow counterculture sources that flat tops and high and tight are going to be on the trendier side within the next year in LA and NY and London, and next 18-24 months in most of the rest of North America.