I'm broke

Tips for sneaking into the gym without paying aka "The Illegal Gymigrant".

you walk in pick up the weights then put them down again

really makes you think

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How about get a job you fucking child

I've heard that you can jog past the front desk with headphones in like you're in the middle of a workout and they'll just believe you're already a member there. Never tried it though so not sure how well it works.

I do have a job, a shitty minimum wage job that barely pays for rent and food. The closest gym to me is the ymca and they charge 10 dollars per visit. Fuck that. Also, not everybody is made of money dickhead.

No one owes you gym membership you cuck. Get a better job and do push ups or something

Wait in the parking lot in your car with binoculars.
Wait til the desk clerk goes in the back room or somewhere
Then run in real fast, but not too fast, you don't want to lose your gains

The YMCA where I live only chars me 24$ a month, not per visit. That's terrible. They're massive too with every piece of equipment and like 500 people in there at the same time.

go during like 12:00 or at 4-6 P.M. gym is usually crowded asf by then or really early in the morning where there is just one guy slacking off stand outside and wait for him to leave the counter