Tfw taking a stinky protein dump at a BBQ with hotties outside the bathroom waiting for you to leave

>tfw taking a stinky protein dump at a BBQ with hotties outside the bathroom waiting for you to leave

WHAT DO I DO

IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING DIED IN MY ASS AND I SHOT IT ALL OVER THE TOILET

Can you flush it discreetly?

good form, pupper

good form, pupper

Good form, pupper

leave without flushing. assert your dominance

good form, pupper

good form, pupper

good form, pupper

What the fuck user? Are you 15 or something?
Leave like a boss, while passing through just say
>"You better give it 15 to 30 minutes"

Shameless grin on your retarded face and onwards you go.

Man poop should be able to kill everything within 5km radius.
That's the way it's supposed to be.
Your tubing is designed to slaughter food, just like you are designed to slaughter your enemies and only leave torn limbs in your wake.
That's why you're lifting anyway.
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you.
And to hear the lamentation of their women

good form, pupper

Good form, pupper.

good form, pupper

Good form, pupper

good form, pupper

good form, pupper

good form, pupper

good form, pupper

Good form pupper!

good form, pupper

I always bring a small thing of matches with me (like from a restaurant) and if I poop I light one after I flush. Works well also if you're in mixed company in a hotel. It works well for eliminating or overriding the smell. You're not fooling anyone about what you did in there, but if you can mask or eliminate odor you'll be fine.

good form, pupper

Good Form, Pupper

good form, pupper

Good form pupper

Imodium.
Good form, pupper