Veeky ForumsIZENS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

high school teacher.

HOJOTOHO! HOJOTOH! HEIAHA!

So if someone is lighting cats on fire, which profession do you respond as?

La u la u la u!

GIS technician but heading to uni in the fall so I can be an analyst or manager in the future

9-5 shitposter

I work at a warehouse with performance based pay. Base pay is $16 and goes up by $10 every 100% increase / $1 per 10%. I'm able to pull off around 500% a night but that also makes me lose around 5-10lbs in one night.

>Retail worker

Just kill me now brehs

that sounds fucking awesome. what do you do, just load trucks?

undergrad physics research assistant

>tfw own hours
>tfw boss literally told me to not think I have any obligations other than to learn
>tfw getting paid even though I didn't ask for it

feels like cheating desu

unemployed teacher

Hahaha

I'm a doctor

Game designer/scripter

>what's the prognosis, doc?
>I'm afraid you're screwed

>feels like cheating desu
been there

...

very nice

Corporate lawyer. $200k/year.

Heir to multi-franchise

This at $180k/year.

Holy shit, why is that picture so fucking funny?
Is it actually for real?

Not official iirc, but real.
Look up TD-5491 Phenix Customs.

I'm on my ten minute break between sections of a practice MCAT right now.

What did you get on the MCAT?

Slave at Walmart
Hoping to finish uni for engineering .. Eventually
First I'll need to find a place that accepts ne

Hey I'm a sophomore rn I'm planning to take it next year. How is it?

Professional greasy burger dispenser

what's that like?

Retail cuck.

I get to hook up with girls at work and some qt customers, so it's not all bad.

I work a shitty job as a pepsi merchandiser. It sucks but the pay is better than my former office job

air traffic control

I am professional Spanish and portuguese linguist, also unrelated but qualified as a prisoner escort/guard, and am also currently a new student in computer science.

Lawyer

nu-male beta virgin mangina cuck web developer.

Same except I'm a chemistry major. Love my job.

here,
I'm not american but I'm considering taking step 1 next year

Carpenter
Skilled laborer
Mechanic
Service calls you name it
Jack of all trades
$30hr

Architecture student on summer break. Got a job working at a small firm as a cad monkey.

WARRIORS!

A-HOO A-HOO

Correctional Officer

decent job, doesn't pay well, but there's plenty of overtime

How does one enter the field? Do you need a degree?

Ditto. Crystallography here. No complaints other than it being boring as hell.

Unless you're trying to get into federal Corrections you don't need a degree for almost every state DOC in the US. It's pretty much an entry level job. If you're looking to enter the field go to your state's Department of Corrections website and find out how to apply.

does that field help transitioning to become a marshal?

University professor. I'm lucky to be working in a country where SJW shit hasn't caught on, or I'd be out of this field and into diet selling/fitness coaching in a hot minute. Probably will do that anyway once I reach retirement age.

>don't correct muh language, it's a micro aggression!

Depends. I would say a year or 2-3 years of corrections experience looks pretty good on a resume if you're trying to get into law enforcement but there's not really any actual way to "get your foot in the door" with LE via corrections. The only reason I'm here is to build a resume. It also helps if you can get onto your Department's CERT team (riot control/institutional disturbance goon squad), that looks pretty good on a LE resume.

Lab tech in the microbiology lab of local hospital.

Degenerate spic

Painting my city's gyms yellow.

crane technician

Pays very well but long hours, dirty and can be pretty stressful

welder
>MIG
>TIG
>Arc
>Oxy-Acetylene
I'm starting a class next week for scuba training so I can then start another class for underwater welding

Is it true that trades are a young man's career? I wanna change careers but I might be too old. 31

Just graduated from pharmacy school, still job searching. Also need to study for boards but I just shitpost on Veeky Forums all day instead.

NEET

Basically moving into the gym

Doctor! Technically resident training to be neurologist

Train Conductor

I make more money than all of you

What? No, that's not true - It's just more ideal if you are young.
I started welding at 25
>28 now
I was taught welding from a 62 year old man
>my boss and he's twice your age

It is a lot like Veeky Forums. Just stay motivated and focused in your goals and you can move the world.

Choo choo

>tfw unemployed

feelsbadman.jpg

>mechanical engineering

Doing some research as my first job ever. Gonna waste all the money on supps and food

Not but most well paying trades are physical jobs. The older you are the more it hurts to put in a full day.

31 isn't kill yourself old but you on the wrong side of 30 if you're gonna be starting something like steamfitting or ironworker.

stocking shelves senpai

I'm NEET
I'm completely lost. Idk brehs, I have a lot of time to think, and the more I think the less I want to live the life we're supposed to. might KMS

Fell for the meme civil engineering degree. literally no job postings for new grads.

good chance ill be neet when I graudate. might blow through my savings then end it all desu ladfams

is that the bridges one

my friend is that and he harps on about it

get a job ya dingus. everyone needs to feel like they have a purpose. you rotting away in your room isn't helping you be happier

I work at Costco. It's OK I suppose

I don't need to for the foreseeable future, and I don't want some lame ass job either, I don't have a degree.
I should probably get a degree but I'm already 21
I tried to get one already but dropped out because I have zero fucking idea what the fuck I want to do or what I'm interested in
I'm just so lost. I look at the jobs people get after finishing STEM degrees and they all seem depressing, and they are in fact.

This bait makes me sad.

It's not bait
whatever

Student and android app developer

flight line mech in the best branch of the marine corps

If you don't need to work, go full NEET. Hundreds of NEETs find meaningful satisfaction, equivalent to gainful employment, in shitposting.

>med school
at least you're not studying applied math

Teacher and wrestling coach

I didn't get this one

in school
unemployed mainly because student visa regulations.

>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting

I'm not chembro, but where do you do crystallography at? I'm going to be sending out some biogenic high mag calcites for XRD soon.

Crawler? Tower?

N2theEET

Sailor fresh out of boot camp, in A school to be an IT.

basically my hopes in getting a phd in physics

>study what i love
>go to grad school for free
>spend years learning cool shit
>some of the time I'll want to kill myself but hey
>graduate
>basically a framed piece of paper that says "I'm smart as shit you can hire me"

Tyre Fitter, I fit tyres on trucks and earthmoving equipment. It's a good Veeky Forums job because you're constantly lifting heavy but I'm only doing it while I study

First as firefighter to put it out, then as aco

Firefighter/Paramedic

Work as a technical officer in a government lab testing roads, soil and construction materials. I'm on $38 dollerydoos an hour with the best benefits I've had in my whole working life

murders and acquisitions

what?