HUMOR BREAD

>Hello

also the squats one

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wtf is that shit

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I'll take that with a paperbag please

If I did(not saying I would) would I need to use protection or does the extra chromosome cause infertility(again not saying I would)

You to stop fucking posting so I can only see good, humorous posts

requesting pic of anime bench press for taytay

your 1 rep max

Just admit you would man

top kek man, not like shes gonna drool over you her 43 chromosomes and change your genetic code by doing that

I would ask for your 1repmaxes if I wanted humor

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>current year
>still adoring zyzz
>still believing that "making it" is dying alone at 22 in a sauna

thanks for the keks

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End of dump, not humor, but finishing with the king's workout plan.

Rip to the goat

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Forgot the roids

yeah this, he could do the most retarded brosplit and still get huge with all the things he was pinning

he even got to 0%bf LMAO

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You're laughing now.

But that man would kick you to the curb in DDR

grandpa go to bed

>Top left.

That's more sperg than anything I've seen on fucking /r9k/.

>Current year
>Still hating Zyzz
>Probably DYEL or fat powerlifter

joke is on you I dont even lift

Guess what DYEL stands for

>That's more alpha than anything I've seen on fucking /r9k/.
fixed

having a DYEL body =/= not performing lifting activity

retard

It encompasses DYEL, summerfella.

>being this new

>look in rearview mirror
>see humanity
>drive even faster

jesus christ my sides

The only difference is you go on r9k and he never did. That and he actually got attention from women.

OP, it's custom that you post a relevant image with humor threads.

wow he must be living the dream, so what is this big guy doing right now?

That's a great business idea, when you go to snap city from doing dumbass crossfit workouts, you can get treated at the same place, lol

>requesting LMAO1JAP

>not lifting =/= not lifting
DYEL bra?

see

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Oh fuck me

It's not about Zyzz, it's about what he stood for. Making yourself look as good as you can, and taking pride in your accomplishments. I don't emulate Zyzz, in fact I think he was a bit of an idiot, but I want to have the same self-confidence he had. Watching Zyzz's progress motivated me to start exercising, and paying attention to personal grooming. So often, self-help tells us "just be yourself," but what if the person you are right now isn't someone other people want to be around?

I guess what I'm saying is that Zyzz was a ray of hope for us. He showed us that even though we were a little strange, we could improve ourselves and snag a qt 3.14 if we put enough energy into it. He may not have been the best, but he was the first, and he'll always have a special place in my heart for that.

>Pic is unrelated, but I figured a pic of Condaleeza Rice would lighten the mood

Wow nothing funny in this thread no wonder all you meatheads have to go to the gym 24/7 thats the only thing going for you

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>muuhh zyzz legacy

yeah nah brah

>DYEL opinions on humor
Now THAT's funny!

>stop liking what I dont like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Maybe he did nothing for you, but he motivated me, and I hope a lot of other people.

>his role model is a guy dead at 22

yeah I'll pick something else thank you

Alright, I'm obviously unable to convince you of why I think Zyzz and other bodybuilders is/are inspiring to me. I will just have to understand we have differences of opinion and move on. Thank you for illuminating me.

gold

Is this b8?

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Youre a fucking idiot

Is there any more

Fuck I remember this.

Good times.

Anyone got some no fat just bulking pictures? I find them hilarious desu.

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She can't get pregnant cause of the extra chromosome so nut away papito

Eyy, I was in that thread

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Delet this

This one always gets me

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fuck yeah bro. 100% feel that, still lifting to this day

The pisslord is strong

>Zero stretch marks
There's some photoshop magic in this.

You still gotta give her cred for not being a fat downie though.

>cant strict press his own gf, even though ROM is reduced by like half
0/10
I can strict press my boyfriends weight for reps.

The fact this guy had to jerk is frankly disappointing

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Do you think he's getting weekend pootang and succ by Stacy for putting up with a downie

Nope, Stacy is trying to push the downie into getting a better guy.

Oh shit that's my gym in Florida. Haven't seen that guy there in forever, though.

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