Want to wear sweatpants

youtube.com/watch?v=EwhwVa60-1E

5:20

"Because I am using ducktape to make it look like I have a vagina right now"

Mother of God
Nuke us please.

wear compression shorts

problem solved

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Yeah, if you can't find a hoodie in your regular size long enough buy a size up

constantly have a chub on and girls will be mirin that bulge through your sweatpants, they love that shit

what's the point of that
nobody else will see she has a penis/fake vagina

She wan't to look "Passable" ergo nobodyc an tell she is a freak and a man.

I just roll with it. I'm at 9" though and a lot of girls love it. It's sweatpants so it's enough to not look like you care about your junk showing but it shows it anyway.

Who is this basic bitch baby batter basin?

youtu.be/t2DVO903Alk

This. My 11 inches show through my sweats but it doesn't matter. I'm in med school to learn, not worry about my weenie being visible

i hope you both die of cancer

yeah same, my 20 incher sometimes peeks out of my shorts, i just wrap it around my waist

I'm basically a shower, 6" soft, and 6.3" hard. Also have big ballsack that always pushes my dick up and forward. Looks retarded from the side lol, I avoid sweatpants for this very reason

>grower
>dick practically recedes into my pelvis when flaccid
>5 inches hard
>glanular hypospadias

I'm glad I've already got a gf, because I wouldn't have one otherwise due to this shit.

5 inches is perfectly normal bro.

Glanular hypospadias isn't though

well, 1 in 250 will have it, so its not super uncommon, but, at least you have a chick who understands.

Just googled it and didnt understand, erethra in a different place?

Its about the ball position. I have like 6.5x5 but my balls always get so high it looks like a fucking log in sweatpants.. really uncomfortable.

Tight boxers might help

I hear that. I hate how my 24" is 3/4 in the water when I have to take a shit. The water in the bathrooms at Harvard where I am studying law is freezing, even during the summer. But to hell with being uncomfortable, I'm gonna wear whatever the fuck I want.

Urethral opening starts somewhere other than the tip. In my case, the bottom face of the glans.

yea i didnt know that was a thing

interesting. dont think anyone would really care much though

The most humane thing really would be to just shoot these people in the head Tbh

do you have to pee sitting down?

No. Still comes out straight, just a slightly wider stream sometimes.

yep, my 27 flaccid penis's shaft sometimes shows. i usually just wrap it under my taint and shove it up my ass

7:10 I hate it when people force themselves to cry.

id rek his/her shit tbqh

no homer

lol, true in the gym people really don't care. this happens for a reason, socially we are all like this in the gym we try not to care so other people follow and do the same

the tip shows during deadlifts/bench people try not to look, unless the girls are in heat

as a bodybuilder, i want to test myself by fucking this thing. the sheer discipline to maintain an erection is a great indication of high testosterone

Have you tried baggier sweatpants, faggot?

>born a male
>it isn't supposed to be there
Triggered

I hate this too, im in the same situation 7" hard but around 5" soft and even when wearing compression shorts there is an annoying bulge which looks even worse with my skinny legs because my sweatpants kind of wedge itself in the crease between my leg and bulge bringing even more attention to my bulge

yeah, my 34894898 incher occasionally peeks out of my shorts.

did ever show the dick?

its a good thing faggot i wear grey sweatpants so my cock line shows

>having a bigger cock
>better in life

its simple just face it, when i walk i walk in a way that makes my bollocks and cock dance in my sweatpants...betas get mad because their puny dicks Lol

Reading this is comforting, but you guys truly have it easy. You'd think having 2 dicks would be awesome, but try have two 35" dicks.

Yale is a fairly conservative university and I usually just wear tight slacks, one cock down each pant leg. When I fly to Cambridge every other week for my PhD work, I usually throw one over each shoulder and secure them with a harness clipped onto the back of my pants.

Man this trannies are getting very girl-like.
Would fuck if drunk enough, not even gay

i hear you man, when I do my bi-weekly flight up to the ISS i need to clamp my 30yarder down other wise it flaps in the breeze behind me. oh god don't even get me started on driving. my Bugatti Veyron had to get a custom harness installed to protect my dick. also last night i accidentally went too hard during a threesome with scarlett johansson and amber heard and they were rushed to the er. harnessing my dick took like 5 minutes.

you don't know my pain

Well then screw you too!

I've heard the ISS is pretty boring. I regularly have foursomes with a female ISS astronaut and her 3 Swedish quartuplet sisters.

When I said 35" that's soft, and they came in handy once out boating in a hand carved canoe with the Princess of Sweden and Keira Knightly. They got each cock rock hard and used each 50" rod to paddle to shore.

We have gone to the point of no return lads, it's all over.

This gif always triggers me. The AR-15 has basically no recoil, even if you fuck up and not shoulder it properly, it seriously has barely any kick back.

If that were a 12 gauge and she didn't shoulder it properly, yeah, I'd be less triggered, but a god damn AR-15....

Here we go, another CIS white male mansplaining about fully automatic assault rifles.

Listen here weenie, my good (late) friend Debra was living with an EVIL MAN that kept one of these child mass slaughterers in a closet.

One night he left the closet unlocked and it escaped, murdering my good friend Debra. It then stole her car and racked up $25k in credit card debt on top of the $50k she already had.

We don't need your input to know guns are of the Dark One.

I'm actually 8 inches but it sags so hardly noticeable in my trackies, plus I hardly get hard in public. Gotta work on them nerves bro and just be shy.

>tfw no tg gf to watch the new animu season...

underrated post

Wear baggy sweat pants and boxer briefs you goon. People who complain about their "assets" showing too much are people who are not trying too hard to hide their assets. Unless your penis is 15" limp it shouldn't be hard to hide

who is this busty crustacean?

I'd fucking split that thing in half like the nasty slut it is, trannies are nothing but cumdumpsters.
It's not gay if I don't touch its dick and cum on its face......right?

no man i understand, my grandpa had a 63 inch cock and he passed it on to me when he died, i have to sling it over my shoulder. funny story, i had to fuck up a guy in tijuana with it one time because my actual 83 inch cocks was wrapped to tightly around me

>two 35" dicks
Is one of them up your arse?

i love the attention. i love catching girls staring at my junk.
i imagine girls wearing yoga pants feel the same way, they enjoy the looks, even if the guys are below their standards. i'm such a fucking slut.

She's too fat for that dress.

Guns are actually bad though

You can touch it's penis and cum on its face, but you have to say no homo after doing it, that means you are not gay.
But if your balls touch, then I have bad news for you ... You are gay.

Our grandparents wouldn't stand for this bullshit

Post pic holy shit i wanna see

>Going outside in sweatpants
>Not being a degenerate

Pick one.

>if sex wasn't so expected in a relationship

That's kinda the only reason I get into a relationship over a friendship...

Are you falseflagging ?

fuck.

tryed wearing 2nd pair of underpants?

>ffs i'm only 7 inches
nice humblebragging, op

>youtube.com/watch?v=i4CLOSUxKZE
Bullshit aside, i would rawdog the fuck out of these two slags...like i would individually but at the same time...shakemyhead...

She still has a manly figure.. And little boy boobies

Anyway, I feel most f you in this thread. My dick is only 10" flaccid, and sometimes it'll fall out of my shorts. It's so hard to handle. Even in my sweats, if I accidentally get a boner there's a 2 foot spear in front of me.

Not op, but is it tho? I think 7 inches is just the upper end of average.

Nice humblebragging, mate.

tfw you are a grower, not a shower. Iv got a massive cock, got both the girth and the length. Yet it only shows when I am erect. Girls seeing me flacid thinks that I have a small cock, little do the know.. why live brehs?

Wear shorts under like nogs do. Trust me I'm a trap.

What if you're a girl?

tfw you have a small cock whether it's flaccid or hard...