ITT we post our gym sayings

Hey Veeky Forumsizens
In this thread we post our gym sayings to get pumped while we work out. Ive got a couple:
>curls for the girls
Because girls love big biceps
>Tri's for the guys
Because Ive noticed that guys have this sorta fetish with triceps and they always give them a feel when youre done working out
>traps for the traps
Because Ive found that traps love back muscles. Im fully straight btw.
>Abs for the crabs
Because Ive found that when you take your shirt off at a festival, sloots seem to gravitate to you. Easy way to get laid
>squats for the tots
Again, it seems chicks love a good rump. Easy to shoot your load into them

Give me your gym sayings Veeky Forums. Get me motivated

Cardio for the Mardi Gradio

Ohh nice. Thanks m8

Are those balls?

Yeah. But its on a trap so its straight

No pecs, no sex

>whatever it takes
>one day you may
>confuse the muscle

tricep make her thighs wet
delts make her melt

RIGHT BABE?

dude it's a man

>forearms for the foreskin

Oh yeah

Yep

GOOD FUCKING MORNING GOD DAMMIT

>you're the result of 13 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it pussy
>C'mon motherfucker
>Don't you fucking quit
>We stop when we're finished, not when we're tired

Basically, I have CT Fletcher and Kali Muscle in my head

Glutes for the sloots

>what must be endured-can be endured
>You take what you want, and then you pay for it
>It is not hardness or strength that makes me laugh at pain, but understanding

glutes for the sloots

Cuts for the sluts
Mass for the Ass

>Clean the bar-on the sun's high drift
>Clean the bar-as the sun is low
>Clean the bar: Who fears to lift?
>Clean the bar: No man I know!

Dafuq did you said faggot?

>you're the result of 13 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it pussy
*dibs bedora*

gave me goosebumps

>It is not hardness or strength that makes me laugh at pain, but understanding
*dibbing bedora intensifies*

It is from a good book and fits well for it's concept. The idea of understanding why a pain is insignificant or must be borne is central to self control. It is the difference between shivering in the cold and embracing it.

From the same books

>Wash the spears — while the sun climbs high.
>Wash the spears — while the sun falls low.
>Wash the spears — Who fears to die?
>Wash the spears — No one I know!

>Wash the spears — while life holds true.
>Wash the spears — until life ends.
>Wash the spears — Life is a dream.
>Wash the spears — All dreams must end.

>The lifters yell and the plates take flight.
>The 10's by day, and the 45's by night.
>Fat woman, skelly man, backsnap fool.
>Let the Lord of Synthol rule.

I stand in front of my mirror
>no one will ever, EVER love you, you disgusting skinny piece of shit
Then I go to gym

Gaylife: you're either gym fit, or a virgin

>FTP
>this isn't as good heroine
>my knifes are all bloody
>I need a cig
>what's the devil OHP?
>tfw no bitches in the dms
>gettin syrup on the way home
$uicideboy$ is basically all I listen to at the gym

>quads for the guys
Because only guys check if you've skipped leg day. No homo.

Also dat girl shows a serious case of hemorroids.

>girl

>dicks for the OP
Because he loves dicks.

If I could turn the clocks back,
I wouldn't be headed for a bodybag,
one life,
one decision
make sure it ends with you still living!

--- Your enemies are training, why aren't you faggot?

--- Hate to say I told you sooooooooo, Come on!

I'm fucking listening to that rn you piece of shit o.o.

kek
Beartooth is awesome in studio.. live they suck balls.. songs are too hard.

DADDY I DONT WANT TO BE SICK AND DISGUSTING!!!!

Curls for the girls and thighs for the guys

Sauce sauce pls