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It's like you're forgetting why we lift, Veeky Forums?

>lifting ~3 months
>dbol only cycle (test is for pussies)
>visiting dad in hospital
>having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know
>talking about food in general
>mention I eat tuna for breakfast every morning
>woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"

>mfw

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>work at mcdicks
>see three 8/10s on front counter
>doing dishes so decide to take off work shirt so just wearing tank and apron
>casually go help my buddy in grill
>hear "ooooh muscles" from front counter
>turn and smile
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only when gays start mirin', you have made it

>lifting ~3 months
>dbol only cycle (test is for pussies)

>3 months
>cycle

wat? am I being baited?

>tfw I have only gotten compliments on my physique from straight men.

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>results
wut
>straight

>straight

I feel kind of sad for these guys that start cycling as soon as they join the gym. It can only end badly.

>work at mcdicks
>getting mired

>be a total dyel with j00cy booty
>be in shower stall at the spa
>can see gays mirin my booty in the small mirror on the wall placed for shaving
>get compliments on having a well developed body in changing room by gays
>too much of a beta to refuse giving out my number when they ask (pic related)

>not having a summer job so you can have a car when you go back to uni

Wow why would you do that? You're going to have to see him again. You're fucked bro

Lurk more.

>show up in rusted civic
>h-how do you like it, ladies? worked all summer for it

kek

>tfw at the gas station filling up 3 year old civic
>'hey nice car'
>u wot m8
>it's some random grill
>bertstare internally
>th-thanks
>do a 360, moonwalk into my car, and drift away
>tfw you have no idea what just happened

>cousin
>(14)
>pecs
>anal
>solid

>tfw u get mercury poisoning from eating too much tuna

>tfw I unironically drive a rusted civic

Soooo...gay mires?

>Be 21
>be in gay sauna club
>Get eyefucked by all old goys
>buff 30s guy says i have the perfect ass
>slaps it
>Another guy
>"You're the hottest one here today"

Feels good being Bi

Here's a recent horror story

>Be me in class
>It's a small class, so you don't have to sit next to anyone
>Girl I've never talked to sits down next to me anyway
>Not a pretty one
>It's a fat black girl
>Tries to make small talk and asks about assignments
>Can't understand shit of what she's saying
>Just smile, nod and try to play along
>Class ends
>Pack up my things and head for the elevator
>Turns out she's also going for it
>Get in first
>It's a pretty big elevator, so there's more than enough room despite her being fat
>She backs up all the fucking way
>Presses her fat ass right against my crotch
>Awkwardly squeeze away before natural instincts kick in
>Get the fuck out the elevator once it drops
>She smiles and says goodbye
I'm afraid to go back now.

wear a sharp white hoodie and you'll be safe user trust

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>be me bored to death
>decide to go out drive around with train, will meet someone i know anywayd
>get in train, sit down and drive for 2 mins
>sitting there reading smth on my phone when suddenly a old mate and his gf got in "hey user, what happened you got huge man"
>"we drove past you earlier with our car, i could barely recognize you.
>his gf with a huge smile looking at me: "ahhh that was hiim?"

later i keep driving and got out at burgerking to see if anyones there
>guy i also havent seen in a while comes up from behind and tries to choke me
>hes russian and quiet big so he always has to show how strong he is
>"woaah user what the hell happened with you, since when do you lift? you change a lot, in a positiv way ofc"

its nice some fgts and Grills who never paid attention to me now suddenly act like they want to suck my dick

>Girlfriend is talking to her cousin
>She sends pic of me
>Cousin says I look huge
>Gf replies with if you think he looks huge now you should see how huge he looks when hes fucking me and all his muscles are popping

heh

>Started getting Veeky Forums two years ago just losing fat
>Lose a whole bunch of weight
>Some girls say hi to me when I'm outside now
>Not a "Hi get away from me" or "Hi stop looking at me please" just a "Hi"

As someone who would have been home on /r9k/ that's all the mirin' I needed to keep at it, one of these days.....

Noice man keep it up. You're gonna make it breh

>Now down to 75kg from 130kg
>Taken a qt blonde girl home the last couple of nights I've been out
>Went and saw my family, 17 year old cousin complimented me, got quite handsy, wants to come down and see me when her mum comes down to visit in a week
>Girl I used to fuck asked me if I want to come to stay at hers for a weekend, she's taking the Monday off too so we can have a three day fuck session

Oh and
>Going up to see my the family
>Stopped in a service station
>Group of qt middle-eastern girls walk past me as I go in
>See one looking at me
>Smile at her and go back to reading texts
>See her continue looking out the corner of my eye
>Hear one of her friends make fun of her because she was blatantly staring

feels nice man

>dbol cycle
>proud of his fraudulent gains

Fuck off cunt. You don't deserve mires of any kind

>Tfw jap qt says nice chest
>Tfw korean qts say 잘생겼다
>Tfw my korean boss squeezes my thighs and says I'm a healthy man

Bruhs living life abroad is the best way to get a confidence boost since apparently all Confucius-based societies love giving compliments.

Also 90% of asians have stick bodies so if you're dyel by Veeky Forums standards you're fucking jacked in Asia.

>Not getting free blowjobs in the sauna post-workout

Girls don't care for cars cause they don't know shit about them. All they care about is it's clean or a rolling bucket of filth.

Wowie 3 months great work champ, getting in those casein proteins after sleep.

This.

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>decide to go out drive around with train

Nigga what?

>be walking around downtown last night with my friend and little bro
>tons of people around due to Pokemon Go
>see this fine ass girl sitting on a bench
>oh fuck
>its my oneitis from high school
>try not to make eye contact so I do not engage
>she finds me
>"Hey, user! Do you recognize me?!"
>tfw I liked her when she was 15 (I was 17 at the time) and now I see her as more gorgeous than cute
>tfw she's a woman now
>I say hi
>she gives me a hug and says I look absolutely fantastic (I was a fatass in high school and now I'm more muscular and don't have a gut.)
>"Y-you too."
>tfw I haven't spergged out like that since high school.
>we talk about how life is going and then we part our ways.
>tfw I remember how she turned me down junior year
>tfw it still hurts 3 years later.

I haven't been in a relationship, but I've been on a few dates and all that. When I've been turned down it never really effects me like how it did back then. I really shouldn't have these feelings after so long.

Good on you, dude. It will get better as you move forward. I'm sure you can already tell by now.

>Tfw ull never get to see the story user posted tht made this into a meme

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/autism & beta/ general

No girls check me out, ever.

I'm tall (6'4"), Veeky Forums as I've ever been having just hit 4/3/2/1. I dress pretty cool- mostly kind of techwear inspired athletic clothes or classic jeans and a tshirt.

Does face really matter that much? I don't think I'm NOT handsome, I just know I'm not incredibly attractive. I wonder if I'm more ugly than I thought or just give off rapist vibes, i've had many friends joke about me being a serial killer but I always thought it was because of my borderline OCD patrick bateman lifestyle.

We're just trying to get a handle on our lives and maybe earn some (You)s while we're at it user just like anyone else on this board.

Hello gentlemen and welcome to Veeky Forums!
Two questions for you

How is summer treating you? Mine is excellent in case you were wondering.

Are you looking forward to school starting up again or will you miss us after you have to give it up?

Facial aesthetics matters a LOT.
Women actually consider the average male face ugly, but being 6'4 and fit should definately make up for it.
You're either not fit enough or have a below average face.

>ctrl-c
HAHA NEWFAG MEME LMAO AHAHAHAHA

>360 moonwalk
you mean 360 normal walk, right?

Damn. What can I do about this situation?

I'm not too worried though, I have a gf and a healthy sex and social life.

Just when there's no evidence of me not being single nobody really approaches or tries to attract me. Makes me wonder what would happen if I were to break up with her, you know?

you tell this story all the time shut the fuck up already

>lifting 3 months
>been on a bulk during summer break
>8000 calories a day using Cali Muscles' Hyphy burrito recipe and GOMAD
>lifting at least 2 times a week, sometimes more
>go back to college
>girl in class I kind of talk to keeps looking at me
>"Wow user, you've gotten big"
>Tell her thanks and that I'll maybe see her around (with sexual implication)
>tfw finally made it

>straight

>Eating eight thousand calories a day
>After lifting for three months
>Lifting two times a week

This is bait but if not dude I think you're just getting fat.

>Tell her thanks and that I'll maybe see her around (with sexual implication)
This is the most autistic thing I've read today.

>3 year old civic
>buying newer than EK9
she was being sarcastic

underrated

Fuck off, boardy. Go deadlift somewhere else infront of another 9/10 that won't give a shit about your 6pl8 pull.

>9/10
No she was a 6/7 with tits
Was thinking about writing out my most recent mires but I'd rather go to the gym rn

>(With sexual implications)

This is why I keep coming back!

I hope you get arthritis.

>tfw same
>got that juicy genetics booty even if i i didnt lift
>gays ask me to dance at clubs if im alone even for a second
>tfw nogf

Post body pics please, I can't imagine a dyel joocy body.

any cyclist

Dennis?

>>decide to go out drive around with train
What the fuck

Summerfag pls

Kek you're just getting fat. If you're eating that much and working out that rarely I highly doubt you're making gains. Especially after three months lifting.

OF COURSE ITS A FUCKING BAIT YOU GODDMAN RETARD HOW MORE OBVIOUS CAN IT BE

WELL NOW I FEEL LIKE THE ASSHOLE

THANKS user FUCK YOU TOO

Why do you keep reposting the same made up story? Nobody cares that you take only dbol, just show us your gyno already

I think you mean ctrl+f you dumb shit

> 2 months of gym
> she tells me i got less fat than i was

>It's a pretty big elevator

4u

I'm a 5'8'' and i live in the balkans so i never do get mired

>people in general getting a lot more handsy

it's like they were afraid to touch me before but now it's all pats on the back, hand on shoulder

>tfw mostly men

>tfw rusted civic is older than me

Fresh mire
> in dominoes for cheat meal
> who am I kidding I have no self-control
> go to tear off receipt on card reader
> accidentally rip the entire top off the machine, paper reel goes everywhere
> qt server calls me muscles and asks if I've just come from the gym
> he looks it, no wonder it broke and assorted comments from co-workers
> can't handle such concentrated attention so can't only muster a spergled 'heh'
> making it, right guys

yeah, i need to tone up for my equally normie women, and spot reduce my 'stubborn belly fat' by doing 4 billion meme crunches from a wolverine x-men workout-routine picture for half a week.

>decide to go out drive around with train
Are you in America or Russia?

All she needs is some thiccness in her thighs and ass, and I'll have her to go

>tfw drive s mint condition 100% stock 1997 civic with 174xxx miles and get compliments on it daily

Same brah embrace the Honda

> no gigantic fisher price wing
> no aftermarket pepperoni pan wheels
>no fart can muffler

the last of a dying breed, hats off to you

>Tfw i was there.
>Tfw wasting my best years on Veeky Forums

Stories only a couple years old bro

>Does face really matter that much?
Unless you're horrible looking - no, but confidence does

>cousin
>(14)
>pecs
>anal
>solid
can someone post the story?

whats dbol anyway? :|
I always thought juicing was pretty much all test

>tfw female friend said that given the chance, she would fuck me
>just laugh

im retarded

uh that sounds quite fixable

sing her Abba's "take a chance on me" next time you hit the gym

christ, what a rollercoaster of a story

>visiting dad in hospital

>/fraud/

you'll be visiting him soon user