No fat hate?

> be skinny gril cardiobunny pizza delivery driver
> stop eating pizza and fast food altogether, once I see how it is made
> actually lose weight and get in better shape from running deliveries
> rake in fucktons of cash in tips
> easily $100 - $150 a night working in a major city.
> Most customers are pretty chill and just happy to get their pizza

It is nearly impossible to get fired from a major chain like Dominos or Pizza Hut. It is the ultimate job for a dysfunctional NEET. Do you have basic driving skills? Can you read a map and traffic reports?
You're golden, kid
If you can do only half those things they will hire your loser ass anyway, because 'Murica wants its giant bread saucers of cheese, and demand outstrips supply. Of course, you won't make as much money, because you won't be able to take as many deliveries. But you won't get fired over customer complaints, because 99% of customer complaints are pure BS, and everyone knows they are BS.

>"There was a dead rat on my pizza!"
>"Half my pizza was eaten!"
>"My pizza is covered in hair"
> "My pizza is talking to me and changing colors and covered in spiders. I want a different pizza. Yes, I took shrooms today, why are you asking OH GOD YOU AND THE PIZZA ARE IN ON THIS TOGETHER let me talk to your manager I want him to take the order"

Except for the guy on hallucinogens who is freaking out, they are all, without exception, obese women. This customer will slam the door in your face and not tip, no matter how friendly you are, because you've seen her secret shame. She'll call the store two hours later, with a ludicrous complaint. And then she will demand another free order of pizza with a soda cup full of ranch on the side, one for each pizza.

You will send it to her, because that is company policy - free pizza for complaints. And she knows this, and she has your regional manager on fuckin' speed dial because she has worked this con so long.

Honestly curious, why do you keep posting Angelics mothers name? This isn't even cgl, and you're not even making joke references, so I'm not getting the point

It's getting to a point where I can't tell trolls from the real deal. Also, productivity is a fucking trigger? How?

That would scare me. I get enough shady, bitter, hateful glares from fat chicks as it is just on a normal basis. And they always assume I was always thin and treated like a princess, when in reality I was the fat chick until I was like 20. I would hate if my tips depended on those sort of fat whales. Luckily I've usually worked in cafes which don't have that problem as much

I thought this was motivation for day 1 cutters

Most of the customers are actually great. The problem customer, the heavy chick who would complain would only turn up once in a shift.

Luckily, even with Dominos, ordering a stack of pizzas gets expensive, so you mostly end up delivering to parties, workplaces, etc. And the customers are always happy to see the food arrive.

Damn user that sucks. Did you ever encounter dangerous situations? My guy friends who were delivery drivers worked in major cities too and had bad run-ins a few times.

youtube.com/watch?v=c3Uwmv5NT-0

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Not too many. I worked downtown in a major city, so I was almost never alone. The city just has such a dense population that you can't go anywhere without witnesses. That keeps the crime down. One guy from our store was mugged, once, but not badly hurt.

I had male friends who worked the rural areas and the suburbs, and they got robbed frequently. It is easy to lure them out to an address in the middle of nowhere, hold them at gunpoint, and take their cash. I know stores in some of those areas won't hire female drivers because of the high incidence of rape and assault.

The only bad situation I ever encountered, a guy gave me an address at an abandoned house and tried to lure me in. He kept calling me on my cell phone as I walked around the property, to say he was watching me and breathe heavily. It was horror movie-level spooky. Maybe he was just a prankster, and maybe he had ill intention. Either way I decided to just leave. After I left he kept calling the store to request they send me - the only female driver - back out to deliver his order. I canceled his order and marked it as undeliverable.

it's satire

This is a troll blog I've been on it. It's hilarious if you read stuff.

Last thread, people kept reassuring me that it's possible for fat people to have have their feet slide off like clothing ;_;

Absolutely horrific, anons.

Can that picture ever be posted without someone cropping out this guy to use as a reaction?

That mother fucker must have taken a whole lot of mushrooms because I've taken a half ounce and while I was beyond fucked up I never saw anything other than wondrous patterns and geometric shapes.

In *extreme* cases, yes, you can be so fat that necrosis (tissue death) can occur. We're talking "literally can't leave your house" levels of fat here, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=CPAOg52Eeuo

I'd pay to see a "Scientifically accurate obese people" video made by those folks
youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg
Sheer amount of butt blast would take man to the moon again

This is the shittiest FHT ever yall

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>the have this saved into my porn gifs

dude has nice calves

fuck i hate fat people, i just got lurred by some fat bitch to go an a date because i was stupidly using happn (basically tinder) and went out with a girl who only had pictures of her face, because i'm a fucking beta i couldn't say to her face i had a 60 mb of pictures mocking fat people on my laptop and twice that much on my phone so i sat there and every 10 minutes asked her to repeat what she just said because i spaced out thinking about how fat she is. I kinda felt sad when she waited for me while i was talking to some stranger dude i recognized as a fellow pokemon trainer. im sorry for wasting your time reading that but i had to get it off my chest and why not on a taiwan bamboo art community forum, fairly good stuff in the picture though

*tfw

This is the strangest pokemon i've seen

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literally me posting the same pic everytime

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absolutely disgusting

>November 9
>November 13
kek'd

Well, that killed my childhood.

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Snorlax is pretty common, n00b.

>Chinky bitch

Gets me every time.

Fuck.

Unless you are breeding for munclax. There is only one Snorlax encounter in most games.

I should get out more.

I have no idea what the problem is here. A restaurant host is allowed to throw you out of his establishment at any time. All he has to do it give you a refund, asking for 2 millions because of this is retarded.

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I got tricked into a blind date by a girl I know. Her friend was some fat bitch that wanted to go to KFC before the bar we were supposed to be going to. I had to watch her shovel dead chicken into her mouth for half an hour before I said I needed to go to the bathroom and never came back.

Wonder how they would react if you went around throwing pokeballs at fat people, saying that its Pokemon Go or something

TFW she'll be called a small fat by modern HAES slobs

This is true.

>And why do fat people think they're entitled to more space just because they were born bigger?
>born bigger
I do not understand why these haes tumblerinas make these stories up.

True. Im sorry i guess I meant known**

> be skinny gril cardiobunny pizza delivery driver
> rake in fucktons of cash in tips
Wow, it's almost like you're making a lot more money than most because guys like tipping cute girls!

I'm sure my hairy, manly ass would make a $100 - $150 a night too!

Seriously though, obese women probably don't tip you because they're jealous, and men will tip you more because they find you attractive. It's not rocket science, you're not having a typical pizza delivery experience.

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I'm amazed the tube didn't pop.

glorious

How the fuck are you confused? She crushed a man with a sweater the size of a pool tarp. That didn't tip you off?

Does the woman in the article picture have a moustache?

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I've been there, once i met a cutie yoga teacher on tinder, when i met her irl she was a big fat cow. I played it cool, got to her blow me and then left her in her in the spot. Of course she was one of those HAES bitches. Never talked to her again.

Sitting on bench enjoying the summer heat. Fat bitch paying for parking. Take picture of her. Ahe see and asks why.

>hfw I say it's because you a fat and spwctacles are to be observer and photographed

She hobbles away in shame.

>I'll take Things That Never Happened for 400

No shit Sherlock

Flubber cosplay

>literally thrown
Not at his size.

Mindset is everything with psychedelics. The first time I dropped acid with my friend I spent 4 hours trying to convince him that he took acid with me.

I was barely getting visuals, but that motherfucker thought the skull on my Pantera poster was coming to life.

looks like those birds are being sucked into the black hole of its...belly dimple?

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I really don't get the reasoning. It is very obvious that the first picture is a reaction to all the people with accusations about how "oh you never had a kid, you'd look like me if you did" kind of bitches who use is as an excuse about why they're fat. The second one is just a reaction to a reaction. If you're actually happy like that, good for you, but there are a lot of people who'd like to look better but simply act like it's impossible because kids.

Hey why is that American waving the EU flag?

I'm okay with this ;)

>implying the united states of americuck aren't more accepting of faggots
Living in switzerland, faggots still aren't allowed to marry here. But then again we're not part of the EU.

STAY OUTTA MAH SWAMP!

>Ran back to her car
nice lie, fatso

Bet her swamp smells really sweaty and with a hint of shrimp

to be fair, that was a shit parking job

Genuinely perplexed here. Why do you say that? The dude seems to have parked it perfectly between the lines.

Jesus Christ, if you're offended that the size you wear could fit two normal sized body parts in its cavity, change your fucking life instead of bitching about it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ha I like you

It's actually fine. It's not perfectly straight, but it's well within the lines and any normal person would be able to enter/exit the adjacent vehicle.

he's very slightly on the line in the right, but that space is so narrow he's like three inches off from perfectly center

shit guys i was considering both options but didn't have the balls to go either way, i just left her at her doorstep, she wanted a kiss so i said let's never see each other again and power walk outta there

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I see what you mean. Thanks.

I agree its a small space for starters but you'd need to be blob like not to be able to get out

I've grown to expect it.

>prescribe me a dangerous controlled substance because I'm fat and have no self control
That's what they need opiates for food addicts

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its satire

>so pleased with herself

This is what gets my balls in a twist, when fatties look like they have found the wardrobe to Hogwarts where they must take The Ring to the Enterprise in effort to destroy the Death Star. That fucking "Tee-hee, I know better than anyone how to enjoy life to the fullest! Other people are stupid." -attitude.

Fathate-threads like this fuels the hate and loathing I have for my own fat self, it's the only motivator I have right now to lift.

>Even the fat guy on the right made it up off the ground.
>Confirmed that fat women don't give a shit.

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No.
That man is the face of sanity

So they accept they're handicapped?