Veeky Forums faggots

yeah it is. but just like OP girls have to figure out if the guy they're gonna fuck isn't some creepy rapists whos gonna take u to pound town then kick you out.

>I guess they all have aids though.
Grindr is aidstown
Jack'd is more a gay dating site

>This still changes nothing for me
Like you wouldn't sleep with this

>implying I'm gay
As if I have any phace to save on an indonesian trench digging forum.

mfw 26 year old gay virgin

i'm very sad now, i just want a boyfriend to cuddle with at night ;_;

okay you can be as straight as you like, twinks are feminine as fuck anyway and are good little boys

Das' gonna be every guy including me lmao. I don't think anyone is thinking "I wanna find my love on Tinder!". Pound town is the destination chick so buckle up for safety mother fucker.

>>implying I'm gay

are you sure m8? not even a bit?

I'm not sleeping with a guy, but for head, I might reconsider.

Nah, that does nothing for me. Almost makes me feel uncomfortable.

>Go to Pornhub.
>Type up "Tinder" in search bar.
>Hundreds of vids of chicks getting fucked on the first "date".

Yes user. A gf took my phone one day and made me a gay tinder, in 5 mins - the time it took to realize i didnt have my phone - she was messaging 2 fags, and had like 5 more matched.

>
>Almost makes me feel uncomfortable.

Why? because you are feeling aroused by a male?

>yet downloaded grindr

Speedos are pretty weird, his porportions are weird and people who take self absorbed, multi-take selfies just irk me.

Who said I wasn't uncomfortable downloading this?

I don't know why I hate gay people so much. I don't care about /pol/ shit, but since I discovered that homosexuality was a thing I developed a deep hatred over homosexuals, men and women.

>not hanging out with ya bros in speedos to attract ladies

you are a massive faggot if you wear baggy shorts in the water

>doesn't wear speedos
>must wear baggy board shorts
What's up with Veeky Forums and jumping to extremes constantly. Swim trunks msterrace.

> I guess they all have aids though.

I'm Australian and what is this?

>citation needed

I never thought I would be gay before this post.

>doing it when being uncomfortable

serious denial issues

good for you

How can women even compete

You might be homo, just sayin

I see, you've never done anything out of the ordinary. I already deleted the app. You can imply all you want.

It's your country.

Holy shit, men are even better at being women than women are!

>be gay grill who does the same as you.
>No profile pic, profile reads 42, DL , married, Suck me off.

>Three messages in less than 5 minutes. :(

MFW been on tinder for over a year and got one message.

There's a lesbian dating app? I guess of course there is. I've never heard of it. Got a name? I hope a Veeky Forums guy can nab a few easy chicks like that.

are there traps on grindr?

id fuck a trap but not a guy

Yes, chicks have it easy when they're young. However, once a woman hits the wall (between 30-35), then her sex appeal rapidly declines. Men don't hit the wall until they hit their 50s as long as they take care of themselves.

traps ARE guys

it's 2016

Getting laid is easy as a gay.
Finding a meaningful relationship is next to impossible.

>made feabie account to see whats on it
>post pics of body
>lot of thirsty fat chicks message me instantly
>one in my area
>eventually delete because fat chicks are gross and also still entitled

Not true.
30 years is considered "gay death"

Maybe if you only have your youth (i.e. twinks), if you have anything else to propose it doesn't really apply to you.

This, and it's a fraction of that 30% that are prone to HIV and AIDS. They give us the regular gays a bad name desu.

>fraction
at least 100% of those people have aids

1/1 is a fraction silly.

that might be the most aesthetic body i've ever seen. like when guys ask what girls want, that is what girls want

...

Fucking homo

homosexuals are gay.

>loving a man is gay
Lmao how new are you?

lol

not going out and getting wicked hot dick

fag

keked

hey, 1983 called you and it wants their prejudice back

yes jelly

this

>30% of SF gay men have partner counts over 1000.
>where'd you hear that, user?
>an anonymous poster on Veeky Forums.org

No, people are flakey. I'm pretty average and still get flooded with messages, they never go anywhere.

this is how aids is spread

yes but women have 60% more counts that don't fall under the "partner" category up to an additional 1300.

making shit up is easy.

has anyone ever picked up in the history of wearing speedos?

who gives a shit post pics faggot

If you don't like it, stop being fucking degenerate.

>tfw gay and only had 4 partners
>married to #4 and we make gains together

Not gonna lie, I love being around gay men. I know their ultimate goal is to try and get my boi pucci, but fuck. Motherfuckers make me feel like the belle of the goddamn ball!

>tfw realise I'm at least bi at 25
>Told it's too late and your already hit "gay death"

Well fuck

Homosexuals are mentally ill

careful with that edge

>acknowledging that a man loving another man against every possible natural cerebral and hormonal process is edgy
Gays have miswired brains. Take your PC shit to reddit you faggot

A chick can literally spread her legs in the middle of a busy street and she will get the dick eventually. Just spread em, say nothing, wait, have sex. Let that thought sink in.

Yeah that's why you find homosexual behavior in almost every species you dumb fuck

Mad faggot detected. Kill yourself degenerate scum

yeah but women actually have to trust the person they are having sex with as he is going to handle their most delicate parts.
Sure a women can find someone to fuck in a second, but it's harder for them to find someone they *want* to fuck.

>it's harder for them to find someone they *want* to fuck

That's just inflated ego

And she can even ask money for it. Now thats easy mode.

Lmao, men are better in the kitchen and raising children as well.

They just usually choose not to do those things.

TO ANYONE ON THE FENCE ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A FAGGOT:

JUST FUCKING DO IT!

I have fucked a few guys. Always a top and only rimmed. It's great. They suck the best dick and let you fuck them any way you want and as hard as you want too. I did ask this during a dry spell with the ladies. I have a beautiful loving gf now so that part of me is dead but I will always remember my cute asian twink who dressed up for me in the sexiest lingerie.

Seriously, JUST DO IT!

the number comes from the 1978 publication "Homosexualities: A Study of Diversity Among Men and Women" by Bell and Weinberg
make of that what you will

Aids is a rife in gays because it spreads more easily from anal sex.

Me

helps to have a big soft cock

Ok so I'm a gayfag and I want to suck straight cock. What's my best strategy for going about this? How do I spy who might be interested.
there are some but not that many

Such bullshit.
Literally you can be successful right up to 60 unless you are a skinny twink

I don't even hate gays but appeal to nature is a logical fallacy m8

m8 it's ok to be into traps but stop lying to yourself that you're straight

But that's also literally what the other guy did

Tbh if you care about what other people are doing in their bedrooms which doesn't affect you at all you are a massive fucking faggot

did they want to suck your cock or fuck you?
that's important detail

Life would be far fucking easier if i was gay, but unfortunately i'm not.

I have to be cursed with being attracted to the gender who can exist going "lol i dunno" and still have a successful life.

Agreed, but don't justify fagets because muh naturally ocurring homosexuality. rape is far more prevalent in nature than gay animals

>i sucked his cock, but i'm not gay because it was uncomfortable

I am this too. Apparentlynits all about A.N.D.

>ALCOHOL
>NO TALKING ABOUT IT OR EYE CONTACT
>DICK SUCKING

Be a bottom too but if you can get a straight guy alone and compliment the he'll out of him and pretend there's nothing going on

How's the location thing work? I may want to fuck a trap but I don't want aids

Faggit

i just wanted to start a thread about this
i just use grindr to get mires

>I guess they all have aids though.

THOSE ARE THE WAGES OF SIN, MY FREND.

i think one of the best messages i got was some guy that kept sending me messages nonstop
and then sent me his location and "if you want you can come rape me" i didnt come

Probably some internal shit you need to sort out bro.

I'm not saying you should embrace your inner love of cock, just sit down and really question why you hate them so much.