You could be Dan Blizerian who is a 5'9" manlet or you could be yourself but any height which you choose

you could be Dan Blizerian who is a 5'9" manlet or you could be yourself but any height which you choose

bonus choice: you could can pick being the asian model but have to risk having a small penis

which do you pick?

nobody here at any height would get a fraction of the puss those guys get even tho the Asian is probably gay

You sound insecure as fuck loser.

think thats viper from misc

Fuck off faggot no one cares about your stupid hypothetical shit.

Do I get Dan's money? All I need is the money.

>you could be Dan Blizerian

yes you get the money

I'd choose me, but 6'4" instead of 6'1".
My parents are multi-millionaires anyway, thanks to recent inheritances, we've gone from dirt poor to the 1%. He doesn't have too much that is unreachable for me, short of ultra-luxury, like his own jet or 6 houses to host mad parties with high priced escorts.
I've got my own place, no mortgage, I'm finishing my stem double degree, I've got a job, a car etc. Had most of my own shit in order before the money even came through. Parents bought me a house, which I'm renting out so I can live with them .

Can't complain.

beta manlets/azns detected

I'm 6' and already have a small dick so meh, I'll just keep being me. Never was a setback, desu.

>Having that much money
>All the supermodels you could want
>guns, expensive vehicles
>Being in good shape
>more free time than all of /r9k/
>still need approval from people on Facebook you don't know.

No I think I'm okay with not being Dan Bilzerian.

I have enough chicken legs for dinner tonight as it is.

be me at 10 feet and break every lifting record ever

Wow, wish I had my own house, and a job. And a mind that doesn't remind me to kill myself everyday, and maybe a girl so I can stop fantasizing about my cousin because she was the last one to give me attention. I'd take some motivation too, help me get through college.

>5'9"
no

He has to show it off to gain.money, it's a business

I thought you tall fellars had a big one

>you could be a 5'9 millionaire or you could be tall

wow, what a hard choice

I pity the fool honestly. All the roids, drugs, parties and whores in the world but I pity him. He just comes off as majorly insecure person and will probably die before 50

>mfw only 5'10 but girls say I have a huge cock

>dat rationalizing

Well... can I just get his money and keep my height?

Guy seems to have some serious mental problems. Still would take his money and with that his bitches.

I would be myself at my current height.

Yeah I'm jelly of his money but not his heart condition or his coke addiction. He had 2 life threatening heart attacks so far.

I wouldn't want to be Dan Blizerian.

I believe in stoic life-affirmation. I like who I am, and living on struggle street is a part of that. I won't always be struggling, but when I'm not it will be all the more satisfying because I was.

I'd rather choose death than choose to be anything other than myself.

Yeah, but they ARE right; you sound like a typical teenager who is impressionable but still lacks the maturity to use proper judgement and rational thinking; it's painfully obvious that your analytical skills are not developed if you are valuing someone ELSE's life so much that you create fantastic hypothetical situations whereby you experience their lives.

What kind of business model is that? It doesn't seem sustainable: spend money to show it off and then how do you get a return on your investment?

>yfw those are the same

Damn viper is huge now. For those who don't know he was a pretty prominent miscer a few years back, right after the zyzz era

>5'9"
>manlet

I'm 5'5", does that make me a midget or something?

Social media site clicks and sponsorships for ability to influence

Peep Kim Kardashian's new book "Look at Me, Now Pay Me, Thank you"

where is my face

I will gladly take Dan's daddy's money and then never post an instagram picture ever again and stop doing all the other embarrassing shit that he does.